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Press Release from Team Payne:

Unbeaten 6'3" boxer Hope Anderson:
Outcome: Knocked out cold in 24 seconds

3 Time OPW World Champion, 4 time OPW People's Champion, 3 time OPW Television, 2 time OPW Tag Team Champion, 2009 Queen of the Ring, Alicia Christmas:
Outcome: Knocked out in 36 seconds

Two time boxing champion and MMA champion Alexia Paige:
Outcome: Knocked out cold in the second round, suffered a broken nose, cheekbone, jaw, ribs, and severe cuts to both eyes.

12-time OPW World Champion, 6 time boxing champion, 8 time MMA champion, OPW owner  Siena Blaze:
Outcome: Stopped in six minutes when she was ruled unable to defend herself

Gold medallist boxer "Irish" Caroline B.:
Outcome: Fight was stopped when her eye was knocked out of socket in the first round

Thee Time World Champion and Three Time Gold Medalist Boxer Nikky Smalls:
Outcome: Corner threw in the towel after she was knocked down four times

OPW's rising star and now, former OPW World Champion and 2007 Queen of The Ring, Samantha Angelica Pritchard:
Outcome: Submitted in under two minutes in her first fight with Allison Payne; knocked out via brutal head kick and suffered two deep facial cuts and a broken jaw in the second fight against Allison Payne.

Submissions Specialist and former 154 lb MMA Champion, Jane "The Ice Queen" Zindal:
Outcome: Punched into submission in the first minute of the first round for the first submission loss of her career

5-Time OPW World Champion, OPW People's Champion, OPW Television Champion, 2000 Queen of The Ring, Glory:
Outcome: Pinned for her first loss in her six year career via a savage punch to the stomach

#3 ranked women's MMA fighter in the world, OPW CEO, the great Christina Munoz:
Outcome: Stopped after she passed out in a scissored sleeper for the first loss of her eight year career. The fight lasted a little over six minutes. She beat death, but she couldn't beat Allison Payne.

Former MMA's Lethal Kicks Award winner and 38 million dollar a year interview queen Kimberly Chaucer:
Outcome: Stopped in under three minutes for the first loss of her on again off again career as a fighter via a shot to the liver.

7 Time OPW World Champion, 3 Time OPW People's Champion, Three Time OPW Television Champion, 1995 Queen of The Ring, Three Time Boxing Champion, 9 time MMA champion, winner of more that 300 fighting tournaments, had a 12 year unbeaten streak, and considered the greatest female fighter of all time, Rachel Apache:
Outcome: Turned down a 20 million dollar purse because she didn't want to fight Allison and said on Kimberly Chaucer's show that she had no interest in fighting Allison, then got pregnant days before the fight with Allison to avoid fighting Allison, costing all parties involved millions of dollars.

6’6” 250 lb monster and former OPW World Champion, Fortune:
Outcome: Submitted with multiple broken ribs in under three minutes.

Former Two-Time OPW World Champion and current OPW Television Champion, and the most active fighter out there, Marie B.:
Outcome: Unable to continue after a paralyzing shot to the stomach. She had the nerve to accuse Allison Payne of being afraid of her, but once she went down, she didn’t get up for a half an hour.

2008 OPW Queen of The Ring, former multiple time amateur martial arts champion, youngest sister to Rachel Apache and Jasmine Raheid, Sage:
Outcome: ruled unfit to continue after suffering multiple lacerations to the eyes, a busted nose and a broken jaw.

Here Katty Katty… Katora Sanchez calls herself “The Cure,” but there is no cure for the Payne.

Can anybody stop the Payne?
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Frankie J- This is Frankie J. Wright standing outside of Allison Payne’s locker room with her head trainer, General Cutter, who is granted us a brief interview before Allison’s match against Katora. Mr. Cutter, first of all, how do you respond to Rachel Apache’s comments about your approach to challenging her?

Cutter- This isn’t about me. I’m not the one who’s going to be fighting, and Rachel knows that. Rachel has made every excuse to avoid fighting Allison Payne. She’s said that she doesn’t know who Allison is; she’s said that she’s got other people she wants to fight. She’s said she has no interest in fighting Allison. And now this. Now, it’s my fault that the fight didn’t happen. Well, we were signed to fight Rachel back in late 2007 and Rachel got pregnant. In other words, if the great fearless Rachel Apache had kept her legs closed, the fight would’ve happened. But she didn’t, so what does that tell you? It says that Rachel does not want to fight Allison Payne.

F- But didn’t you think confronting her in front of her daughter was a lit bit much?

Cutter- What if a fan had done it? I heard she was in town, so I went to see her. If she doesn’t want to fight, if she’s afraid, she should just say she is and we’ll move on. But don’t get in front of a camera and play blame games and then call yourself the “mature” one. Don’t talk about my relationship with my daughter when you were dumb enough to put your daughter in the position to see me confront you. Don’t talk about what we’ve done with our press releases and call us braggers if you constantly call yourself “the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be.” And don’t try to drive a wedge between my daughter and I when you’ve driven wedges within your own family and got dumped by your husband and begged him to take you back. You have no room to talk about us, Rachel. You have no room to call anyone a spoiled brat. Allison Payne grew up in the streets of New Orleans; you grew up in a mansion in Colorado. Allison had to learn how to fight to survive; you got sent to Japan to be trained by a master. Everything that you’ve done, you’ve chosen to do. You chose to put fighting before your marriage; you chose to alienate your family and change your last name. And you have chosen to avoid Allison Payne with all of these chickenshit excuses. What kind of message is that sending to your daughter? Mommy’s a wimp; mommy‘s a conceited narcissist who acts invincible on the outside, but is scared to death of losing and hides it like she hides that pillow she has below her waist. I’ve always felt that Jasmine is a far better fighter than you are anyway. That’s why of all of Allison’s potential opponents, you’re the one I’ve wanted because I wouldn’t have to train her that hard to beat you. So, either fight us or shut the hell up, and have enough children that you retire and live your cowardly ass in a shoe.

F- Do you think this fight will ever happen?

Cutter- Until the bell rings, then I’ll believe it. We’ve played this game with Rachel for too long. I think we’ll be a lot better off fighting Jasmine; though that will be a lot more challenging because Jasmine is a lot better than Rachel. Rachel Apache is overrated. She’s fighting Christina Munoz, who Allison Payne beat, so that tells you something. She comes to Allison Payne’s home town and fights someone else. That’s the real Rachel Apache. She’s the best there is at making excuses.

F- Well, tonight you have a pretty steep challenge in Katora.

Cutter- Katora is a very good fighter. But we have a game plan and if Allison executes the plan, we will win. It’s just that simple. Frankie, it’s been an honor talking to you, but I’ve got to get back in there.

F- Thank you, sir. We got back to the--

Misty Storm walks out of the locker room and smiles at Frankie. The 5’7” 130 lb Misty, with her long curly black hair, brown skin, and blue eyes is wearing her gear and grappling gloves and is sweating.

F- Misty, you’re not dressed to fight, but you look like you’ve been doing it.

Misty- I’ve been warming up Allison and I’m looking forward to seeing her beat Katora. But Frankie, I just wanted to extend a challenge to the winner of the final. It doesn’t matter if it’s Gemma or Athena; I will beat either one. If I hadn’t broken my arm in my fight against Katora, I would’ve won this tournament with relative ease because Gemma Rox hasn’t done anything impressive and neither has Athena. Not to disrespect the show, but it’s good that this is called Ultimate Catfighter because the final is between two pussies. Gemma beat Spud… so what? Then Dawn, who was overrated to begin with and was a fouler and then, Seka just walked away because she was so bored with Gemma. Athena beat Hood, who is a novice at cage fighting; Kara would’ve beaten Athena if not for the cuts, and Shinobi was injured. So, these two are not the best of anything and if either of them fight me, she will be the ultimate cat fighter because she’ll be the last of the pussies to come into OPW. Then, I’m coming for Samantha and Christina and anyone in between. Christina has talked so much garbage about me and I cannot wait to kick her ass. And I’ve beaten Samantha twice, but she wasn’t who she is now; I’m sure I’ll beat her ass again.

Shinobi is shown leaving her locker room. The 5’3” black haired, green eyed Asian woman is dressed in a white tank top, white gi pants, and white boots and she still looks very injured, but she looks very focused just as Dawn comes up behind her with a steel chair and nails her in the back of the head, sending her down.

Dawn- Dumb bitch! Seka’s supposed to come out first anyway, tee hee!

Dawn spits on Shinobi and keeps on walking. Shinobi slowly pulls herself to her feet and resumes her limp.

[Jonica]

Very impressive, Howard

xoxo

[howardcosell]

“Brackish” by Kittie plays, and out comes the 5’9” 140 lb Seka walking slowly and confidently, with her black hair tied in a bun in the back and her blue eyes and mocha skin shining. Seka is dressed in a dull blue one piece with silver bracelets, silver grappling gloves, silver thigh high leg guards and bare feet with dull blue toenail polish. Dawn is accompanying Seka and Dawn is smiling as well, but limping as she watching her lover go up the stairs and enter the cage. Seka and Dawn glance at each other as the crowd continues to boo Dawn and Seka raises both middle fingers to the Los Angeles faithful.

Seka- This is the woman I LOVE!! You will NOT treat her this way!!!

A “SHE FUCKED KARIN” chant breaks out and Seka continues to fuss at the crowd. In fact, Karin herself is in the audience looking very upset as the fans are pointing at Dawn and pointing at her.

“Fight To Survive” by Stan Bush plays, and out comes Shinobi, to loud cheers. Shinobi is limping slowly to the cage, but Seka leaves the cage, grabs Shinobi, and throws her into the steel barricade with Shinobi’s back taking the impact. Seka picks Shinobi up and slams her throat across the top of the barricade. Shinobi goes down hard and clutching her throat as Seka starts stomping on her.

Seka- You’re taking to long to get down there, Shinobi!! And I’ve been waiting far too long to have my vengeance!!

Seka grabs Shinobi by her throat and by her knee, hoisting her up and slamming her down in a sitdown choke slam power bomb spine buster hybrid whatever you want to call it… oh, it’s called a choke slam bomb. Seka reaches over to grab Shinobi by her long black hair, but Shinobi does a drop toe hold and Seka is sent down on her stomach, hitting her face on the floor while Shinobi slips behind her, wraps her legs around Seka’s legs, pulls Seka’s head back into dragon sleeper position with Seka’s eyes pressed against Shinobi’s bicep, hooking her right arm, and rolling her over onto her back. The submission hold is tight and Seka is struggling to break free. She posts off her feet and scoots back hard, forcing their bodies to slide and Shinobi’s head and back to hit the other barricade and making Shinobi release the leg lock. Seka lifts Shinobi up into a shoulder breaker position, but the taller warrior runs forward body slamming Shinobi’s back across the steel barricade with the momentum taking both women into the crowd.

Shinobi grabs the barricade and pulls herself up, leaps onto the barricade, and as Seka rises, Shinobi blindly moonsaults onto Seka, both women going down. A chant of “OPW” is shaking the building as Shinobi pulls Seka to her feet, jumps on Seka’s shoulders, then hurracanas Seka into a set of chairs, as the fans jump out of their seats to avoid the mocha skinned warrior. As Shinobi approaches Seka, the taller girl rams a chair into her stomach, doubling her over, then cracks the back of her head with it. Seka starts slamming the chair over and over again across Shinobi’s back and head.

Seka- Come on, bitch!! Feel it, baby; fucking feeeeeeel it!!!

Shinobi is down twitching as Seka drops the chair, pulls Shinobi into piledriver position and walks over to the chair, intending to piledrive Shinobi onto the chair, but the small girl slams her legs together with Seka’s neck between.

Seka- Goooghh…

Seka’s legs buckle and she lets Shinobi go, but Shinobi wraps her legs around Seka’s neck, flips herself to where she’s got a guillotine on, letting go of the neck choke, then DDTs Seka’s head into the chair. Seka rolls over on her back and is busted open. Shinobi is up and holding her back, but she pulls Seka up and whips her into the barricade with Seka’s stomach and ribs taking the impact.

Seka- OOUUGGHH!!!

Seka doubles over the barricade; Shinobi runs, steps on the back of Seka’s knee and on her back, jumps off, lands on the cage wall, flips back off and goes for a flying kick, but Seka moves and Shinobi wishbones the barricade, her thigh and crotch taking the impact. Seka picks up a chair, runs and dives at Shinobi while holding the chair on her arm. Seka’s diving shoulder block with the chair hits Shinobi’s head and chest and sends both women off the barricade and to the floor. Seka slowly gets to her feet, grabs Shinobi by her long black hair and pulls her into the cage, throwing her on the mat as the cage is locked and the bell rings.

Seka- Count, referee!! Fucking count her out NOW!!!

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Shinobi slowly starts to get to her feet, but Seka grabs her, turns her around, hooks her in a double hammerlock and lifts her up, then falls to a seated position, slamming Shinobi’s head and body hard on the mat. Seka locks her legs around Shinobi’s waist and starts choking her, but Shinobi is already unconscious. The referee pulls Seka off of the Asian fighter as Dawn leaps into Seka’s arms, but Seka shoves her lover away.

Seka- You did this!! Shinobi was nowhere near what she was when I first fought her. If you had just left her the fuck alone, I would feel complete about this!!!

Dawn- I can’t believe you’re acting like this. I love you.

Seka- You don’t love me; you love the way I fuck you.

Dawn- That too. Seka, don’t be like this.

Seka exits the cage and Dawn follows, looking at Jessika, who is seated in the audience with concern and shooting an ugly look at Kayla, who’s also in the audience, trying not to laugh at Dawn.

Dawn- That’s why Rachel kicked your ass, Kayla!

Kayla- That’s why I could kick YOUR ass, Dawn!

Dawn- You’re lucky you’re family!!

Kayla- No, YOU’RE lucky.

Shinobi slowly gets up to many, many cheers and gets to her feet.

Frankie J. is standing backstage with Rachel Apache, who is still in her street clothes of a blue buttoned up shirt with a designer diamond necklace, and white pants with blue and white shoes. The very sight of the 5’11” 150 lb Persian woman, with her shin-long wavy black hair, her amazing body, her midnight blue eyes… she gets the most boos in the hometown of her oldest rival. A “RACHEL SUCKS” chant is shaking the Staples Center as it duels with a “FUCK YOU RACHEL” chant.

Frankie- I’m here with Rachel Apache. Rachel, first of all, how do you respond to General Cutter’s comments from earlier.

Rachel- I’m not going to. He says I don’t respond to anything, so I won’t respond to this. (YOU’RE A COWARD chant starts)

F- But you clearly seem to be bothered by his words. And this atmosphere. How does it feel to be facing a woman who said she would rape you in the cage in front of a bunch of fans who hate you in the same city where you were hit in the head with an open bottle of urine?

Rachel- (sighing) It feels… good.

F- I beg your pardon?

Rachel- I have never lost in Los Angeles. Tonight will be no different. Christina Munoz can say whatever she likes; she can bring up the past and she can talk about doing all of these different things to me. People have been saying a lot about me lately, about who I really am and who’s better than I am and who I am afraid of… none of that matters tonight because none of those other people can help Christina Munoz once that cage door closes. Christina Munoz is my focus and she will be defeated because I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. (crowd boos loudly)

F- Well, in New Orleans, Glory seemed as though she was helping you, but she attacked you afterward. Will you be looking out for her as well?

Rachel- I think Glory is the one who should be looking over her shoulder.

Glory walks right up to Rachel, interrupting the interview. The two icons stare at each other for a few seconds as the fans boo them both.

Glory- I don’t have to because I’m looking right at you. Glory fears nothing, Rachel. But you already know that.

Rachel- I wasn’t talking about me.

Glory is nailed from behind by her rival, Maya, the 6’2” 170 lb gold skinned blonde haired Beyonce Knowles lookalike who made her presence known when she attacked Glory in a bathroom at a Dallas restaurant while Glory was putting in her contact lenses, stripped Glory naked and threw her through the glass window. Maya has continued to sneak attack Glory and is in a gold bikini and barefoot, accompanied by a small black haired woman with a camcorder. Rachel watches casually as Maya kicks Glory in the stomach, forcing the air out of her with an “ULPP!!” hooking her arms and giving her the pedigree right on the floor.

Maya- Your day to be broken is coming.

Maya rams three fingers into Glory’s crotch as Glory’s eyes widen.

Glory- Ahhhhh…. Ahhhh….

Maya- You will submit to me, Glory.

Maya licks her fingers and walks away. Frankie J is backed against the wall, but Rachel steps forward and stands over Glory.

Rachel- Pathetic.

Rachel goes back into her locker room and closes the door.

NEXT: The Ultimate Catfighter will be determined as Gemma Rox faces Athena

[howardcosell]

The next segment was written by both Gemma Rox and I…

“Eye of the Tiger” plays and the crowd erupts in cheers as Siena Blaze walks out. The 5’5” 140 lb Siena, a Los Angeles native and owner of OPW, with Marilyn Monroe features, short curly whitish blonde hair and crystal blue eyes, is dressed in a red dress and red open toed heels and she’s smiling as she makes her way down the ramp and steps into the cage as the fans chant her name.

Siena- Hello Los Angeles… how the fuck are ya? (crowd cheers; chants of “RACHEL SUCKS,” “GLORY SUCKS,” and “FUCK NEW YORK” can be heard) I’ve got on a dress, so you know it must be really important. We started the show with 16 talented women, and through the ups and downs, Gemma (crowd cheers) and Athena (crowd boos) made it to the final and now, it’s time to see who will be the Ultimate Catfighter and not only win a multimillion dollar contract with OPW, but also win the right to a shot at the OPW World title. These two girls come from two completely different backgrounds and have two completely different fighting styles. And they don’t like each other either. I’m going to take my seat and watch this one.

“Five Minutes Alone” by Pantera plays and out comes Gemma Rox to cheers and fireworks that surprise her as she bolts out. The 5’3” 115 lb Gemma has on her blood red hoodie, the hood covering her face and coming just below her breasts, showing off her toned stomach and English penny sized innie navel. Gemma has on blood red hot pants and matching boots and she makes her way to the cage. When she gets in, she takes off the hoodie and she has on a blood red lycra sports bra, her shoulder length brown hair flapping in her face as the tattooed Gemma awaits her opponent.

Frankie- Ladies and gentleman, the former lead singer of the legendary band Styx, Mr. Dennis De Young!!

DeYoung is playing the piano on a stage near the cage as he begins to sing the Styx hit, “Lady.” Athena comes out dressed in a white wedding dress, complete with bouquet and vale. She gets near the cage and violently throws her bouquet at Gemma, ripping the dress off the reveal a short white corset with purple, red, and gold strings showing off her smooth stomach with tiny oval shaped navel, and a purple skirt with white, gold, and red trim, and red boots with purple and white trim, and gold strings. The two fighters come together with Gemma staring at Athena with rage in her eyes and Athena looking at Gemma with no real concern on her face.

The bell rings and Gemma charges out with her left low and right hand just under her chin while Athena comes out with her usual stance, left arm extended, legs spread apart, right hand raised and cocked back, circling her shorter foe. Gemma throws a jab, but Athena cracks Gemma’s jaw with a right hand over it, a left hook to her ribs, and circles to Gemma’s right, landing two hard jabs of her own, then shoots in for a takedown, lifting Gemma up and slamming her on her back hard. Gemma locks her legs around Athena’s waist and tries to keep Athena from getting a full mount, hitting the taller fighter with right hands to her left side while Athena once again shows off her flexibility and gets her knee across Gemma’s stomach to apply pressure. Gemma’s punches are softening that side and Gemma lands four hard lefts to Athena’s right side, but Athena grabs Gemma’s head forward in a can opener move. Gemma releases the body scissors and gets her feet on the taller girl’s stomach, shoving Athena off of her and getting back to her feet.

Athena pops Gemma with three very quick jabs, hits her nose with a right cross as Gemma’s hook catches nothing but air, and doubles the shorter girl over with a kick to her stomach.

Gemma- OOOUUUGGGHHHH!!!! Fuck!!!

Athena smiles at Gemma and nails her with a right hand to her stomach.

Gemma- UMMMM!!!

Athena almost laughs as she dances around Gemma, fakes a head kick to get Gemma’s guard up, then hits her with a sidekick to her stomach.

Gemma- OOOOOOF!!!!

Athena jabs at Gemma, shoots in, but Gemma lands a hard knee to the taller girl’s shoulder, gets her arms around Athena’s waist and throws her in a belly to belly suplex. Athena lands, but gets up quickly as the crowd shows support for Gemma as she moves in on the Greek girl. Gemma lands a hard hook to Athena’s ribs just below her right breast.

Athena- Uhhh!!!

Gemma feels Athena trying to grab her, but she reaches over Athena’s shoulder and under her crotch, lifts her up and body slams her hard to the mat, but gets up quickly, as Athena’s legs and arms were closing around her in a crucifix. Athena gets to her feet and starts to circle again, but Gemma lands another left hook to Athena’s ribs.

Athena- Ooh!

Athena seems to be backing up more and lowering her arms as Gemma is stalking her quickly, before landing a left hook to Athena’s liver, forcing an “AUGH!!” from the taller girl, and dropping Athena with a left to her chin.

Athena- Unnhh!!

Athena gets up and Gemma is on her again, as Athena’s back is to the cage, her arms raised up to protect her face, so Gemma lands a hard hook to her stomach, right above her navel and Athena folds over.

Athena- OOUUGGHH!!!!

Gemma digs seven more brutal shots to Athena’s belly, weakening the Greek girl even more, and Athena comes forward, trying to drape her arms around Gemma’s body for a slam or takedown, but Gemma ducks and lands a hard left hook that crashes into the bottom of Athena’s chin.

Athena- UHH!!!

Athena goes down to her knees, leaning against the cage and Gemma lands a left and a right to her head, before the ref pulls her off and she realizes that she knocked Athena out with that first hook. Athena falls face down and Hood runs into the ring and hugs Gemma, who jumps up and down, realizing what happened. Siena enters the ring with the huge trophy and once Athena is awake and realizes what happened, she exits with tears in her eyes. Frankie J. stands with Gemma as the crowd cheers for her and Siena Blaze gives her the trophy.

Siena- Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner and the Ultimate Catfighter… GEMMA ROX.

As the crowd chants Gemma’s name, Siena hugs her and whispers, “I’m so fucking proud of you, girl. You fucking did it, and I can’t promise we’ll always see eye to eye or be friends, but remember this moment and savor it.” Frankie holds the microphone so Gemma can speak.

Gemma - Well shit… I… I don’t know what to say… I don’t even know why I’m here…I guess this is my personal FUCK YOU to all those loud mouth sluts who said I didn’t have what it takes… and I was lucky enough for my last three fights to be up against bitches I hate… you know… it’s a lot easier giving it your all against the likes of Dawn, Seka and Athena… I mean… there’s no guilt, there’s no remorse… you just pound away on those bitches and put on a show!

Interviewer - Take us through your path to the final… is it fair to say that from your first fight it didn’t look like you would make it too far?

Gemma - Well… Spud may be a psychopath but she had heart and yeah… she gave me a tough ride. I live by the motto that I can beat anyone… ANYONE on any given day but I’m big enough to understand that by that same philosophy, I can be taken out at any time too… so I didn’t take Spud likely and maybe I gave her too much respect. I could have finished it earlier and with fewer cuts and injuries if I came at her harder but I guess that was a learning experience.

Interviewer - And that led you to Dawn. Now that turned out to be it quit the grudge match… so much so that she smashed you across the head with a stool and Christine threw the rule book out and let you two slug it out. Why was there such a rivalry?

Gemma - Because she’s a cxnt.

Interviewer - *laughs nervously* Haha… Care to elaborate

Gemma - look… there is no rivalry between me and Dawn. A rivalry suggests you’re thinking about competition… I didn’t give a shit about this competition when I fought her! All I cared about is taking that slut out! That bitch is dangerous… she doesn’t deserve to be here… Just because the bitch can fight doesn’t mean she’s earned the right. Shit… you can probably find a shit load of great fighters in psycho wards but you don’t put them in the damn ring!

Interviewer - speaking of that… it was around the Dawn fight that there were a number of video’s popping up around Youtube of you in underground fight clubs and street fights. Some journalists said you had a disorder… care to answer those critics?

Gemma - No… *scowls at Interviewer* Next fucking question

Interviewer - er… Yeah… um… well, what do you make of the talk that you shouldn’t have been in the final. A lot of people talk about the fact that Seka walked away after she had the advantage over you?

Gemma - oh fuck that nonsense! Look… the worlds full of what if’s… If Marie wasn’t so short she could reach the cookie jar and put on some damn weight… If Kayla wasn’t so slutty she would spend less time at the STD clinic and more time leaning how to fight… what if… what if… what if… Fuck that! People want to say I didn’t deserve to be here? I wasn’t the bitch who walked out!!! I stayed in that ring! Blame me for the shit I can control… not for the shit I can’t! There’s nobody more pissed off that Seka walked out than ME! She talked all that crap before the fight… told me she’d eat my soul… told me she’d tear me up… told me she’d fucking kill me! But in the end she proved it was nothing but talk.

Interviewer - And because of that you then fought Athena in the final, how did you approach that fight? She had a number of impressive wins under her belt, including putting Hood in the hospital?

Gemma - I approached Athena like I’d approach any other spoilt brat, by slapping the bitch right out of her. She talked a lot… a HELL of a lot… but lets be brutally honest, She doesn’t have JACK! She beat Hood with a chicken shit move that should have got her disqualified! She got a lucky cut against Supes that saved her arse and Dawn ambushed Shinobi twice…. TWICE!!! Fact is Shinobi would have destroyed Athena… but I guess we’re getting into what if territory again now aren’t we. Fact of the matter is after all that talk of being the best, she didn’t have shit.

Interviewer- So, what’s next for Gemma Rox now that you are the Ultimate Catfighter?

Gemma- I want to apologize to Katora before I say this, because without Kat and Hood, I wouldn’t be here, but FUCK YOU, SAMANTHA!! You try to give Dawn a fucking pass? You choose to help that bitch? Well, I guess birds of a feather do flock together and I’m going to put both you bitches down!! And before I forget… Beth. You want to talk about me not being a TEAM PLAYER? Did Kayla do anything when Dawn was beating the shit out of you? Did your twin sister, wittle Mawee Bee get off her wittle foot stool to help you when Dawn beat you black and blue? NO!! I did!! I put my arse on the line against the meanest, most dangerous opponent I’ve ever faced, and I took on that cause and it didn’t have shit to do with me, but you forgot that fast, huh? I avenged you and you have the nerve to call me out like that? Well fuck you, Beth… FUCK YOU!! Oh, and Misty Storm. I respect you, but clearly, you don't respect me much. You want to challenge me? Anywhere, anytime, any place.

Interview- And here are your coaches, Kayla and the OPW Television Champion, Marie B!

Marie- Gemma, we just want to say--

Gemma- FUCK BOTH OF YOU!!! You didn’t even want me on the team, but guess what? I won, bitches!!! (sticking up her middle fingers) I’ve got the trophy and the crown and you two tried to beat me down and fuck me over and now, I’m the one standing tall, you fucking hypocrites!!

Marie- Oooookay… I think we’ll leave now. But since you’re officially a part of the company, we’ll be seeing you.

Kayla- (cracking her knuckles) Indeed, tee hee!

Interviewer- Okay, okay… well, aside from all of that, now that it’s over, is there anything you want to say in closing?

Gemma- Yes, I just want to say that I am honored to have been a part of this and that… I… I’m just a girl who came from a rough background and I never thought I’d make it this far, but since I did, for everyone out there who has a dream, I’m living proof that you can reach your goals. So, no matter what, stay motivated and I want to thank Siena and everyone who works for OPW and all of the fighters who trained with me and fought me and a thanks to Rachel Apache, Hood, Katora and many others who I can’t remember because my head is spinning. I love you guys.

Frankie- And there you have it… Gemma Rox is the Ultimate Catfighter.

NEXT: Time for the first of the double main event as “The Cure” Katora Sanchez faces the number one ranked female fighter in the world, “The Nightmare” Allison Payne. Then, the OPW World Title will be on the line as Rachel Apache defends it against her nemesis, Christina Munoz.

[Kayla]

Was also gonna say: "Fucking well done, Gemma!", but ....

Gemma- FUCK BOTH OF YOU!!! You didn’t even want me on the team, but guess what? I won, bitches!!! (sticking up her middle fingers) I’ve got the trophy and the crown and you two tried to beat me down and fuck me over and now, I’m the one standing tall, you fucking hypocrites!!

But after hearing you say this, it looks like your win has gone totally to your head, and made you just as bitchy and conceited as my trampsister Dawn!  But you know something, dearie, 'pride always cums befor the FALL', just remember that ... tee hee! 

Bearhugs
Kayla

[~Rox Erotique~]

hehe! I was going to save my replies till after the main events, but i'll jump in now

Point 1. YAY!!!

Point 2. Fuck you Kayla! you never even picked me on the team! I was just the last girl left! (love you really though babes x)

Point 3. You did it again Howard! That Seka fight was yet ANOTHER spin! taking it out of the cage and into the crowd? You expect that in a wrestling match but not an MMa fight! GENIUS! how you keep things so fresh is beyond me!

Point 4. hehe, I think Howard gives me too much credit, the only writing I did was some scribbles of a victory speech he asked from me and then made much better lol, but I really do want to thank you for this entire series! it's been a fantastic read! and it's not even over yet!!!!

Point 5. YAY!!!

that is all. for now.

x G x

PS. the lines about marie & the Cookie Jar and Kayla and the STD Clinic were mine! HAHAHA!... sluts...

[Kayla]

PS. the lines about marie & the Cookie Jar and Kayla and the STD Clinic were mine! HAHAHA!... sluts...

Yup, Gems, I know you know ALL about the STD = 'Sexy Teasing Delights' Clinic! You're the founder, the patron 'saint' as it were, not so?  

From one slut to another!
Kayla

[howardcosell]

to answer the question, if there is to be another season of Ultimate Catfighter, it will be later on this year and it will have an all female cast, as it always has had.  Thank you all for you comments and your enthusiasm

[howardcosell]

Frankie J.- I’m here backstage with Athena. Athena, you have requested this interview; I would’ve talked to you after your match with Gemma, but you bolted out of the ring. What would you like to say?

Athena- I just want to say, to all of my fans around the world and most of all, in Greece, I am so sorry I let you all down. (sobbing) I can’t believe this… I’m soooo sorry.

Frankie- You were one, if not the most, confident fighter in that house. This is your first loss… how do you feel?

Athena- I feel terrible, Frankie… I completely underestimated the ferocity of Gemma Rox. She’s not a fighter; she’s a freak and people like that have no business competing in the cage we fight in. People like Gemma Rox should be in cages with kids throwing peanuts at her. She’s an animal and… and… and she’s NUTS!!

Frankie- (sarcastically) But she beat you.

Athena- I did not realize that I was in the ring with a sado-masochistic psychopath. Gemma Rox has a mental problem and she should be in a padded cell and never allowed to fight again. I am still the best and next time, I will be ready for Gemma Rox; she’s an animal; I will be the hunter and I will get her back because I am the best and when the best fall, the best get back up and she’s not the best so when I put her down, she won’t get back up because she’s an animal.

Frankie- Thank you Athena. Geez, I can’t wait ‘til Kimberly Chaucer gets here so she can share some of the interview duties with me.

“Epic” by Faith No More and out comes “The Cure” Katora Sanchez. The 5’3” 135 lb Katora has long curly black hair, blue eyes, smooth brown skin and a round face with an hourglass figure. She is dressed in her usual white martial arts gi with one of her five black belts tied around her waist and she is barefoot as she walks to the ring with a look of determination on her beautiful Cuban face. Some people would be thrown by the music taste, but when Katora came to the US as a child, she fell in love with all sorts of music; she plays the saxophone, and she personally picked this song to come out to. Katora gets in the ring and the fans cheer loudly for her.

The familiar piano intro of Tupac Shakur’s “No More Pain” starts as the lights go down, and when the bass line hits, out walks “The Nightmare” Allison Payne. The 5’8” 150 lb shoulder length curly redheaded, hazel eyed, biracial (White father; Black mother) Halle Berry looking Allison is in a black robe with blood red trim; the hood is pulled over her head, but you can see the angry expression on her mouth, as usual and she seems to be bobbing her head as she walks to the cage. When she gets in the cage, she rolls her shoulders and the robe falls off to reveal a blood red sports bra covering her firm perfect breasts and below her firm smooth stomach and somewhat large oval shaped slightly in sticking navel are black shorts with “Nightmare” in a bleeding lettering of blood red on the waistband and black boots with blood drop designs coming down from the top. Katora is staring at Allison and Allison is staring back; Katora looks very calm, but seems like she’s bouncing from side to side and ready to go while Cutter whispers something in Allison’s ear as the ref goes over the instructions. The two fighters touch grappling gloves, back up, and the bell rings.

Katora comes charging out with her arms high and immediately throws a front kick that Allison avoids, but Katora steps in and fires a combination of punches to Allison’s ribs as the taller girl raises her arms and smiles. Katora gets a really good hook right on Allison’s waistband and Allison bends slightly and backs up. Katora continues to fire punches in bunches as Allison seems comfortable just backing against the cage wall and covering up. Katora really is hammering Allison’s ribs, but Allison breaks out and lands a knee to Kat’s solar plexus, widening Kat’s eyes with an “Umph!” and the Cuban fighter takes a step back. Allison’s jab hits Kat’s arms and Allison forces Kat back by slamming a hard right hand into her raised arms. Katora’s eyes show that she’s surprised by Allison’s strength, but Kat nails Allison with a leg kick that smacks against the taller girl’s thigh. Katora is circling and she and Allison are locking eyes as Katora fires a body kick, but Allison catches her leg and Kat violently pulls it back, but she ends up spinning herself off balance and Allison rushes in. Katora is barely able to pull her head out of the lead uppercut Allison throws but stumbles back from a right hand just below her armpit and goes all the way against the opposite cage wall. Allison grabs Kat in a muay thai clinch and ramming knees into Katora’s lowered arms.

Katora- Ahhh!!

Katora’s left wrist took a direct hit from a knee and she shakes it, then fires it into Allison’s jaw, turning the bigger girl’s head, but while Allison misses with a left hook, she lands a short right hand that hits Katora’s fat left cheek and buckles her enough for Allison to step hard on her right foot, wrap her arms around Kat’s shoulder, and judo throw her down. Katora went three rounds with submission and takedown expert, Misty Storm, who is also in Allison’s camp, and didn’t get taken down, but already, Allison has succeeded in taking the smaller girl down and starts ramming hard short right hands into Kat’s left side. Katora is trying to guard herself by laying on her right side, but Allison hooks Kat’s left arm with her right arm and uses her legs to entangle Kat’s, then she starts hitting Kat in the face with repeated left hands  and when Katora brings her right arm up to guard against it, Allison hurts her with a shot deep into her stomach.

Katora- Aye!!

Allison sees Katora’s eyes close and feels her softness and yanks the gi belt lower and starts throwing lefts into Katora’s stomach. She gets in five hard shots before she’s able to roll Katora on her back.

Katora- Ooh!! Aye!! Oooooooh!!! Ougghhh!!! Oooooh!!!

Katora is breathing heavily and Allison has Kat’s right arm isolated between her legs, considering a crucifix; Allison fires a hard head butt into Kat’s face and sees a trickle of blood before firing a right hand deep into Kat’s belly, right on her vertical slit navel, which is peaking out from the open robe.

Katora- AYE!!!

Allison hears an exhale from Katora and she switches to mount position and starts raining punches down on Katora, but after taking three vicious shots to her face, Katora starts to stir and violently try to get up. Katora isn’t known as a bleeder, but now, her forehead and nose are busted open and the blood is suddenly on Allison’s fists and running pretty badly. Allison switches to an armbar, but Katora’s slippery now and she pulls free and scrambles to get to her feet. The blood is in her hair and on her face and her mouth is open and her heart is pumping as she looks at Allison, who gets up and starts to stalk her. Katora rages forward with a body kick that Allison sidesteps, a left hook that misses and a right cross that misses as Allison throws a right hand into Kat’s jaw and the shorter fighter stumbles and goes down on her butt.

Katora- Unnnhhhh!!!!

As Katora starts to get up, Allison grabs her by the sides of her head and starts driving those knees into Katora’s sides, turning her body as Kat’s arms can’t cover everything. Katora backs against the wall and covers her face, and Allison hits her with two left hooks to her liver and with a “oooosh” sound, Katora goes to a squat from the shots, but pops up, taking a jab to her face that snaps her head and body back, causing her to hit the back of her head on the cage wall. Katora fires a spinning head kick out of nowhere that makes Allison take a step back, but Allison rushes in and Katora rams a knee to the side of the taller girl’s head.

Allison- Unnhh!!

Allison covers her head momentarily as a sneering Katora fires uppercuts to her face and two of them snap Allison’s head up, but Allison stands and fires a left hook right cross that hit Kat in the face and knock her down again; this time, she’s on her back near the cage wall and raises her legs as Allison stands over her. Allison knows Katora can fire kicks from on her back but grabs one of Kat’s legs and wraps it with her own, trying to turn Kat over for a heel hook. Allison has become known for her punching and kicking power since getting famous, but her background, as she’ll tell you, is in submissions. Katora gets on her stomach to try and yank herself free, but Allison bends the leg back and grabs Kat under her chin with both arms in a modified STF. Allison shows flexibility not too many outside of her camp knows she has by maintaining the leglock with one leg while using her other leg to knee Kat in her right side, damaging her liver even more while now pulling Kat’s neck towards her, which would be to Kat’s right. Katora does a push up and is able to use her strong legs to power out of the leg hold, so Allison switches up and locks on a simple choke around Katora’s neck, but the smaller scrapper gets to her knees and shoves forward, pushing Allison off of her and Kat quickly gets to her feet, but misses a right hand as Allison turns around, sees it coming, and ducks out of the way.

Katora is still bouncing and despite the blood loss, she comes right at Allison with a hard kick that catches Allison just below her right breast, then, as Allison throws a right hand, Kat steps in and lands a right cross of her own to Allison’s navel.

Allison- OUGH!!

Allison seems to lower her arms and look at Katora will pain in her eyes and Katora cracks her with a left hook to her jaw and a right hand to her nose. Kat looks for a muay thai clinch of her own, but Allison holds her around her waist belly to belly and spins her, then rams her back into the cage wall.

Kat- Uhh!!

Kat knees Allison in her left thigh three times and lands another left to Allison’s liver, making Allison step back and raise her arms. Katora jabs the arms twice, then throws a right hand into Alley’s stomach again.

Allison- Omph!! Ohhh…

Allison sneers at Katora, who responds with a winging right and a hooking left to Allison’s head and circles off the cage wall as Allison sneers and nods at the shorter girl, then shoots in, gets her arms around Kat’s waist as Katora tries to elbow her to the back of her neck, lifts Kat up, carries her to center cage, and slams her down hard.

Kat- Ahhhh!!!

Kat starts bucking hard, trying to get Allison off of her and because she’s so slippery from her own blood, she is able to pull free, leaving Allison with the now pink gi jacket, turned pink from white by Katora’s blood. A shot is shown of Gemma Rox and Hood, who are sitting just outside of one of the ramps where the fans can‘t see them, but they both are drinking beers, so no real facial expressions could be determined. Katora has on a white tank top underneath that’s a bit short, but she takes time to pull her gi pants up so that only a small bit of her light brown stomach is showing and it immediately is hit with a hard jab from Allison.

Kat- Aye!!!

Kat takes another jab to the stomach and almost goes down, before Allison lands a hard left hook to the smaller girl’s liver

Kat- AUGGHHH!!!! Ohhhh….

Kat is still circling as Allison is stalking her, but every time Kat gets ready to spring forward, she eats a jab to her face or to her stomach. Katora is used to being the aggressive one and pushing the fight, but right now, she’s looking for opening and trying to get her wind back, but taking shot after shot when she prepares to attack and two jabs and a right hand to her jaw stagger her into the cage wall. Katora’s face shows pure disappointment when she misses a left hook and a side kick. Allison lands a right hand to Kat’s navel and Kat lets out an “OOOOOOOH!!!” doubles over and grabs Allison’s arm, but Allison slings her around and lands several short left hooks to Katora’s face and as Kat lets go and backs up, Allison hit’s a very hard roundhouse to Kat’s left side, her foot hooking around and hitting Kat’s kidney. Kat is backed near the cage wall and fires a left hook that misses and a front kick that Allison sidesteps. Then Allison throws an overhand right that is so fast, it doesn’t even look like it hurts, but it makes a “TWACK!!!” sound as it hits Katora’s chin… Katora’s body goes limp instantly and she falls forward, completely unconscious as Allison moves and lets her land face first. Allison raises her fists angrily.

Allison- FUCK YEAH!!!! OHHHH FUCK YEAH!!! THAT’S HOW YOU GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!! STRAIGHT FUCKING WARRIORS ALL DAY LONG!!!

Frankie J. enters the ring as Cutter holds Allison and she sheds a few tears, telling him, “That was for you.” Katora is sitting on a stool and is given a bucket as she vomits and sips from a bottle of water.

Frankie- Allison, congratulations on the win. I know it's been tough with your brother's death and having to fight a few days after his funeral.

Allison- I dedicated this match to him. I wish... I wish I could've been a better sister; I wish I knew him longer... I wish...

Allison hugs Cutter and wipes the tears from her eyes.

Allison- Okay... the fight. Man, that girl was tough! But we knew coming in that Katora wasn’t going to be an easy fight. She’s a warrior and she’s not afraid of anything and that’s why we fought her. She’s a real person and she’s got all that heart in that short body.

F- Were you hurt at any points in the fight? She seemed to land some pretty good shots.

Allison- She cracked me, but I knew she would. There are a lot of things I could’ve done to end the fight earlier. I didn’t lock in my mounts; I got lazy with my ground work and I should’ve thrown more punches because we knew she would want to brawl, despite my reach and height advantages over her. She got me with a right hand to my stomach and I had to step back and get my breath. She was everything we thought she’d be and I respect her so much for having the guts to step into the ring with me.

F- What’s next for you? I know you’ve been calling out Rachel and I asked your trainer and father General Cutter this question earlier… do you think the fight with Rachel will ever happen?

Allison- We were contacted a few days ago by her husband and he said that they were open to making the fight if we get passed tonight. I don’t know; I can’t concentrate on Rachel when I’ve got so many other opponents out there I can face. I’ll fight whoever is put in front of me and nobody is calling me out right now because everybody can see by what I did tonight that I am the real deal. We don’t put out those press releases for fun or to make fun of the list of people I’ve beaten. We want people to know that when you step in the ring or the cage with me, I will take you out.

F- Rachel gave that speech in New Orleans, ripping you for hiding behind your public relations teams and trainers and being a coward.

Allison- I don’t think I’m the one who everything is calling a coward. And I don’t have a public relations team. If people like me, good; if they don’t, I’ll still fight. I love my fans, but I don’t have a PR team. And for her calling me a coward, I can’t control what she thinks of me. I respect her and I love her and if she wants to fight me, we brought a contract here to Staples Center and if she beats Christina, I hope she’ll sign it and we can get it on. I don’t want to trade insults or talk about what would happen; I want to fight.

F- Thank you Allison.

Allison- I just want to thank everybody at Cutter’s Camp, Steve Dunn, Tasha, Shakena, DeSade, my father and trainer General Cutter, Misty Storm, Yvette Hood for her friendship, my fans, Siena Blaze for the opportunity, Rachel for inspiring me, and Katora for fighting me. I love all of y’all and we’re going home still undefeated, still undisputed baby!

F- Thank you Allison. Katora, this is your first loss with no dispute. How are you feeling?

Katora- What can I say? Well, she kicked my ass, you know? I feel really bad; I’m really disappointed in my performance, but I can’t say anything or take anything away from her performance tonight. She was the better fighter tonight; she took me apart and I never saw that right hand coming, man.

F- Did she fight the way you expected her to, or were you surprised by her desire to take you down?

Katora- I’ve got great takedown defense, but she was just too damn fast, you know? She hurt me every time she hit me and I’ve been hurt before, but I’m bleeding all over the place, man. I’m just really sad right now because I said I wasn’t going to just let her run through me and that’s what I feel like happened, you know? She beat me up and her body shots were killing me. I couldn’t even kick because my stomach was hurting so bad, man.

F- But she admits that you hurt her.

Katora- I didn’t win, man. It’s a fight; we’re gonna hurt each other, but the point is to win and I wasn’t coming in here to be another name on that list; I trained very hard for this and she kicked my ass. My pride feels like crap, man. Madre de Dios (Mother of God), man, I sucked bad tonight.

F- What’s next for you?

Katora- I think everyone wants to see me and Misty Storm go at it again (crowd cheers). I know I won that fight, but it was a hell of a fight and I’d love to fight some of the other girls. And I want to congratulate Gemma on winning the final and you know, she made that comment about Samantha and Sam is my girl, but that’s between those two. But I am probably gonna want my crack at Gemma at some point, so she better stay on her toes. Remember, I should’ve won that fight and if I had fought Gemma, I think I would’ve beaten her. Thank you, everyone for having me; I’m sorry I lost, but I’ll be back and for my students in Miami and New Orleans, heart of a champion and keep the fighting spirit always. See you guys next week… study your forms.

F- Thanks, Katora.

There’s a shot of 38 million dollar a year interview queen, Kimberly Chaucer arriving. The 5’6” 135 lb Asian Kimberly, with her long black hair, green eyes and perfect breasts and Kelly Hu looking figure, is dressed in a baby blue pants suit with a white blouse and blue heels with no heels. With her is her fat cameraman, Carl, who’s trying to keep up with the fast walking Kim.

Carl- We sure are late, Kim.

Kim- So fucking what? If anyone has a problem with it, I’ll just roundhouse kick any ass who gets out of line.

Carl- Where are we going anyway?

Kim- To the cage to issue the new Chaucer Challenge. I’m sick of these stupid wrestling, cage fighting, cat fighting bitches. They all walk around like their shit doesn’t stink and I’m ready to get some scoops and expose some frauds.

Carl- Okay, if you say so.

Kim- It’s not a matter of saying; it’s a matter of doing and I’m going to do it right now.

NEXT: What is Kimberly’s new Chaucer Challenge? And the main event as Rachel Apache defends the OPW World Title against the sexy psycho, Christina Munoz.

[Marie B.]

Athena- I feel terrible, Frankie… I completely underestimated the ferocity of Gemma Rox.

Athena underestimated the sluttiness of Gemma Rox, if anything. But I would be ashamed if I lost a fight to Gemma, too.......not that such a thing could ever happen.


Marie

[howardcosell]

“Dirty Laundry” by Don Henley plays, and out walks Kimberly Chaucer to a mixed reaction. Kimberly makes her way to the cage and takes a microphone.

Kimberly- Before we have your main event tonight, I am here because it’s time for another Chaucer Challenge. Yes, one of these lucky fake ass cat fighting bitches is going to get a chance at a special prize. And what do all you greedy ass bitches want, huh? Money!! Last time I did a Chaucer Challenge, Marie B’s nasty shitty ass accepted and she wound up interviewing Echo and getting her ass kicked, but I wound up fighting Allison Payne… and that didn’t go too well for me. So, I’m looking to make better on this next one. I’ve been watching these stupid youtube videos of this redheaded bitch who everyone calls “The Fighting Honor Student.” Her name is Marissa Simmons and she lives here in Los Angeles (see my story “Rivals” for more on Marissa); you know what? I see this little girl with her nonchalant attitude on these videos and she acts like she’s better than everybody else! She uses those dumb one liners and that innocent smile and she really is full of herself!! She walks around like she’s Michael fucking Jackson!! Fuck that bitch!!! You’ve got all these famous for nothing people here in this shitty city!! Paris Hiltons and Kim Kardashians and Bristol Palins and Kate Gosselin and Octo-mom and all these bitches who didn’t work for anything, but they’re all over the television… and now, this bitch. I thought Hood was pathetic… I thought Marie B. was pathetic… but Marissa takes the cake!

(crowd chants, “WE LOVE MARISSA!!!” and “SHE‘S OUR HERO”)

Kimberly- I know she is… because you are a bunch of fucking degenerate losers (crowd boos). I wish she was here so that I could kick her ass, but then again, you losers would love to see a professional journalist and interview icon like me get my nails dirty on someone like her, wouldn’t you? Well, fat fucking chance, Los Angeles! So, as I was saying, to the Chaucer Challenge. Any woman who takes out Marissa Simmons and brings me concrete evidence that you did it will receive one million dollars in cash, because most of you stupid bitches probably don’t have bank accounts and think a direct deposit is code for anal sex. That is my challenge; find that bitch; take her out; bring me evidence; win one million dollars. Oh and FEMALES ONLY… you know how some folks don’t understand something the first million times you say it.

Kimberly exits the cage and has a seat nearby.

“Black Magic Woman” by Santana plays, once the singer starts the first verse, out comes the 5’7” 140 lb Christina Munoz, her curly black hair in a ponytail and her crystal blue eyes angry and determined as she’s wearing her traditional black tank top and black and red shorts with black grappling gloves and black leg guards. Christina isn’t just the CEO of OPW; she isn’t just Siena Blaze’s estranged daughter; she isn’t just the 3rd ranked female cage fighter in the world; she’s also a woman who beat Rachel Apache twice outside of the ring and has vowed to rape Rachel in the middle of the cage tonight. Christina is being cheered by most of the crowd, but many are booing Christina for her hatred of her mother Siena. Christina looks cold and angry as she enters the cage and seems very ready as she throws a lightening fast combination of punches and kicks.

“You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell plays and the fans erupt in boos as Rachel Apache comes out. Rachel stands at the top of the ramp and looks around; the middle fingers season the atmosphere and as she walks to the cage, several small objects are being thrown at her. No athlete is more disliked in Los Angeles than Rachel Apache, though she has a house here… the long standing feud with Siena Blaze has embedded itself in the memories of these fans who remember Rachel’s three victories in her three matches with their favorite fighter. The 5’11” 150 lb Rachel is dressed in her traditional purple sports bra, hiding her very large breasts (that she squeezes into a bra two sizes two small) and below her toned stomach with trademarked navel that doesn’t stick in or out, she has on  matching shorts and white Nike wrestling shoes. The Persian Wonder Woman (because of she looks like Wonder Woman in figure) Rachel’s shin-long wavy black hair is down and flowing, her midnight blue eyes are scanning the crowd, looking to swat away anything that hits her, and the black and gold OPW World Title belt is strapped around her waist. She sees General Cutter now sitting in the audience and he matches her gaze, holding up a white piece of paper that is taped together… the contract she ripped up and threw in his face when he confronted her about ducking Allison Payne right in front of her three year old daughter.

“Breathe… focus… breathe. Be the woman. Be the conqueror.”

As Rachel climbs into the cage, Christina is smiling at her and bouncing up and down. The referee calls them together for pre-fight instructions, but Rachel refuses to meet Christina at middle cage as the fans continue to chant “FUCK YOU RACHEL” with a quick “RACHEL SUCKS” chant between.

Ref- Rachel, you have to come for pre-fight instructions.

Rachel- Just ring the bell; I know the rules.

Christina- What’s wrong, Rachel? I won’t bite… or will I? Time to reunite that soft bun you’ve got in the middle with my fists and knees, bitch!! You should’ve never challenged me!! I’m gonna fuck you up, Rachel.

Ref- Come for the pre-fight instructions, Rachel.

Christina- Give her what she wants, shit. It doesn’t matter; this will last as long as I want it to anyway. I’m gonna torture this bitch.

Ref- Fine.

The bell rings and Christina comes out, her legs bent, arms raised and fists tight as Rachel comes out a bit slower. Christina throws a left hook and a fast thigh kick that Rachel avoids, but Rachel lands a left hook to Christina’s jaw and Christina smiles, then taps her chin, daring Rachel to hit her there again… and of course, Rachel hits her with three hard left hooks and a cut opens up, but Christina does a little dance, sticking her tongue out at Rachel and charges forward, hammering Rachel’s nose with a left hook and a follow-up right cross, then kneeing her in the stomach as Rachel’s eyes widen and she backs up. Christina is grinning as Rachel is looking at her. Rachel lands a right hand; Christina groans, but taps her chin again. Rachel pops Christina by moving left with a jab left hook right cross to the bridge of the shorter girl’s nose, but as she steps in to fire a head kick, Christina gets her with a right hand to her navel.

Rachel- Ough!

Christina’s smile widens as Rachel looks at her and steps back. Christina learned about Rachel’s sensitive navel and soft lower abdomen and exploited it in both of their brawls, sapping not only Rachel’s strength, but her confidence and beating her down in two one-sided fights. Rachel punches Christina right between the eyes and blood runs into the shorter girl’s mouth, only for her to smile at Rachel, spit the blood in her face, then try to tackle her, but Rachel moves and Christina nearly hits her head on the cage wall. Christina continues to smile at Rachel as Rachel looks at Christina with some concern and bends forward to avoid a left hook that just misses her stomach. Rachel lands another left hook right cross combo that staggers Christina, but she gets her footing and shakes her head from side to side, smiling at Rachel, who doesn’t follow up. Christina laughs and rushes Rachel, missing an overhand right and Rachel counters with a knee to Christina’s stomach, digging into that deceptively soft flesh.

Christina- OUGH FUCK!!!

Everyone could hear that and Rachel’s eyes widen as she sees Christina’s arms lower and knows she may not get another chance. She hits Christina with a left hook right cross to her jaw and throws a hard kick that crashes into the sexy psycho’s temple and mashes Christina’s head between the cage wall and Rachel’s foot.

Christina- GUUUGGHHH!!! Uhhh…uhhh…uhhh…

Samantha can be heard screaming, “No!” as Christina staggers back and Rachel catches her with a flying knee right between her chin and her neck. Christina goes down limp on her back and Rachel slams a hard forearm across Christina’s throat, then walks away, looking very angry. Rachel then drops to her knees spitting out her mouthpiece and trying to breathe as her husband Angelo comes into the cage and pulls his wife to her feet, hugging her. There are microphones under the cage for the TV broadcast, so Rachel’s words can be heard.

Rachel- She hurt me with the first shot to my stomach; I couldn’t breathe.

Angelo- Yeah well, you knocked her out.

Rachel- I can’t breathe, Angelo.

Angelo- Do you want to sit down? Water?

Rachel- No; I’ll stand.

Christina is down twitching as Samantha stands with the EMTs before storming up to confront Rachel, but security is breaking it up.

Samantha- Let me go!!! You fucking bitch!!! You call yourself honorable and you hit her with that fucking cheap shot!!!!

Rachel is standing with her back to the cage wall, almost grinning at Samantha while they escort her out. Christina is helped out, but not before she gives Rachel a look and Rachel mouths “bye bye” to her. Kimberly Chaucer enters the ring as Angelo leaves, giving his wife the spotlight.

Kim- Ahem, Rachel Apache… well, you were certainly fighting like you were scared to death until Christina made a mistake.

Rachel- I won. These people may hate me; you may berate me… but I won.

Kim- Yes, the rhyming is cute. But you didn’t win. More like Christina lost.

Rachel- Kimberly, we’ve done this plenty of times; if you don’t have anything positive to say about my--

Kim- The QUESTION… ahem… that everyone wants to know, because I have a flight to New York to catch, Ms. Apache oh greatest fighter of all time. I have retrieved this contract from General Cutter. The very same contract that you ripped up and threw in his face when he politely asked you for a fight with Allison Payne. The same Allison Payne that so many people, including the newest OPW superstar and winner of the Ultimate Catfighter… Gemma Cocks said you are ducking. Will you sign this contract?

Rachel reaches into her bra and pulls out a piece of paper unfolding it.

Kim- And what is that? The way you’ve won your last two matches, I would’ve thought you’d pull it out of your ass.

Rachel- You talk to me like that one more time, Kimberly, and I’m going to break your collarbone. This is a contract that we have and it has the same stipulations that the one you are holding contains. Read it for yourself.

Kim- Rachel Apache will either fight Allison Payne by Valentine’s Day for the OPW No Love card in a location to be determined or she will forfeit the OPW World Title and be fined one thousand dollars a day until she fights Allison Payne or retires.

Rachel- And you will notice my signature on the dotted line. The old man and his daughter can come into the cage with me so that they can see it for themselves.

Allison Payne, who has changed to a brown tank top and black jeans with sneakers and General Cutter enter the ring as Rachel snatches the contract away from Kimberly and while looking only at Cutter, balls the contract up and throws it at Allison.

Kim- Rachel--

Rachel- I’m out of here, Kimberly. I’ve done my part… and now, I’ll leave the rest to my (sarcastically) “public relations” team.

Angelo gets back into the cage while Rachel heads to the back. Angelo stares at Allison and Cutter and he looks pretty pissed off as he stares at Cutter.

Angelo- I didn’t appreciate the disrespect you have been showing my wife, and as her trainer, I’ll be doing everything in my power to make sure that she disrespects Allison with broken bones, and bruises that won’t rival the bruise on your ego when this fight is over. She will be there; you have my word.

Cutter- Good. You wanted her to retire… we’re going to help you with that, Angelo.

Allison picks up the contract and unballs it, then signs it. She looks up and sees Angelo staring at her.

Angelo- I like you, kid. But you’re going down.

Allison smiles at Angelo.

Allison- Thank you for making my dream come true.

Angelo leaves the ring and Allison hugs Cutter, grinning and looking at the contract as we fade to black.

Thank you everyone who helped make this all possible. It was a fun ride, but it’s not over yet. See you next season when sixteen more girls try to become THE ULTIMATE CATFIGHTER!!!!!

[howardcosell]

Wow... I started this story on October 2 and I actually finished it. In Microsoft Word, it's 233 pages long. It's been a long ride and I have to say, if I had started this years ago when I first got here (like I did the original Ultimate Catfighter), I would've never finished it. If it wasn't for the wonderful people who responded and offered words of encouragement that kept me going and kept me writing, there's no way it would've been completely. I would've given up on it. But it's been one hell of a ride writing here and I'm glad that so many folks seemed to have enjoyed the stories I wrote. There were some folks I wanted to make peace with and it didn't happen, but I made a lot of great friends and reunited with some old ones as well. Gemma Rox... what can I say about her? She's the best friend I have on this site and she was really a driving force behind this because of her enthusiasm and her own work ethic. I have to give her so much praise. Jessika, Jonica, Kayla, and Marie, thank you for allowing me to once again use you in my stories and thank you for your contributions. And every person who viewed this and enjoyed it... thank you. In the real world, it's not that big of an accomplishment, and considering my occupations, I know this. But it's means a good bit to me to finish something I swore up and down I would actually finish. Thanks again

[~Rox Erotique~]

well, I for one am amazed you finished! not that I ever doubted you but the sheer size and scale of this story is just epic! I'm not to sure what to say that hasn't already been said - I love the fact that you've woven in SOOOOO many character arcs and plot arcs, even linking in other titles you've worked on as a background reference! it's astonishing. I'm blown away by the fact that you can have so many fights. almost every single one of them taking place in the octogon yet none of them repetative or stale! But most of all, and probably most importantly, you've entertained every step of the way. and considering that 220 pages equates to around 190,000 words... which translated means it's around the size of three books... that's a truely amazing achievement!

I was honoured to be a part of this but more so I was thrilled just to read it!

Thank you honey, and well done, you rocked it!

x G x

[howardcosell]

thanks, Gemma. You deserved to win it. If I do it again, which will be quite some time from now, it'll be a hell of a task. But the key was to enjoy writing it, which I did and just having good folks who wanted to see it finished.