Katherine Heigl v. Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway was beyond nervous about facing Katherine Heigl. Her debut match against Katy Perry did not go according to plan, unless her plan was in fact to be stripped of her dignity and humiliated on the world stage. The loss, however, did put her in something of a new spotlight, as bootleg copies of the fight circulated throughout Hollywood. These tapes ultimately led her to being offered the Oscar hosting gig, as well as the coveted spot as “Catwoman”.
While she’s happy that something good came out of her first match, it does little in the way of eliminating her fears about facing Katherine Heigl. Heigl has been a machine in the ring, decimating opponents with reckless abandon. Her blindside humiliation of Katy aside, Kat holds victories over Oscar winners and tabloid covergirls from all walks of life. Beating the taller blonde was going to be a major task.
In order to prevent the possibility of outside interference, the matches were not being held in a glitzy arena. Instead, there was a simple ring set up at an undisclosed location. No elaborate entrances and no glamorous crowd, just a ring, a ref and a camera crew.
Both women were kept in separate locker-rooms until their start time. Katherine was dressed in her trademark white bikini, which could barely contain her firm yet plentiful assets. Anne, meanwhile, opted for a more conservative green one-piece, hoping that if it was harder to take off that she might keep her clothing (and her dignity) intact.
Katherine entered the ring first, her no-nonsense expression clearly showing that she was there to get the job done. The thought of yet another preliminary match was frustrating to her, as she hoped that her brazen actions with Katy would lead to the promoters booking their fight sooner rather than later. She allowed the ref to check her to ensure that she wasn’t hiding any foreign objects, though the terrified man wasn’t about to risk brushing his hands against anything that would end with him in a cast.
Anne came out next in a green fighter’s robe, looking ridiculous in the oversized outfit. Katherine couldn’t hide her disdain for Anne and her costume, as she felt that the brunette was less of a fighter and more of a girl playing fighter. Once Anne took the robe off, she let the ref check her, all the while attempting to avoid eye contact with Kat.
The bell was rung and Anna wasted no time charging Katherine. She hoped that her confident actions would reward her by perhaps catching Heigl off guard. It didn’t. Katherine simply bent down and tossed Anne in the air with a Monkey Flip, sending Hathaway soaring through the air before crashing hard on her back.
Dazed, Anne had no clue what had just happened to her. It didn’t matter since she was already being hauled back up by her hair. Katherine dragged Anna scalp-first into the corner, pressing her back against the thin turnbuckle pads. With a forearm pressed against Hathaway’s throat, Kat balled up her free fist and buried it into Anne’s soft stomach.
The belly punch elicited a loud “Oof!” from the girl as the air rushed out of her lungs. Kat pulled back and delivered three more in rapid succession, smashing her fist into Anne’s prone midsection.
Satisfied, Kat then whipped Hathaway across the ring into the other turnbuckle with a loud thwack. The impact sent lightning bolts up and down Anne’s back, as she tried to rub the pain away while wincing in pain. As she winced, her eyes drew closed, which prevented her from seeing the statuesque blonde charging towards her.
Heigl charged from the opposite end of the ring and splashed into the prone Hathaway, smashing her flawless physique into the pained woman. The impact drove Anne again into the turnbuckle, once again wracking her body in unspeakable pain. Katherine stepped back and allowed Hathaway to crumble to the mat, landing with an unspectacular little thud as she plopped onto her ass.
Anne saw nothing but stars as her head rested against the middle turnbuckle. She landed in a seated position with her long legs spread out in a V as her arms dangled over the bottom ropes. She was hurting and there was nothing she could do to defend herself.
The frustrated Heigl stepped back to see her defenseless foe. Kat figured it would be best to end this quickly, knowing that even though there was security that Katy Perry could still find a way to potentially attack her. She walked back to the other side of the ring, positioning herself against the turnbuckle. Then, with a full head of steam, she again charged the lifeless Hathaway. Right before the moment of impact, Kat turned around, hoping to drive her taut ass into Anne’s face. However, by some combination of luck and instinct, Anne managed to move her body out of harm’s way and Heigl smashed her butt into the steel turnbuckle at full speed.
The pain in Katherine’s ass quickly spread up and down her body, as the radiating throbbing from her coccyx engulfed senses. Anne quickly got to her feet and saw this as an opportunity to take control. She quickly shimmied up the turnbuckle and grabbed Katherine in a headlock before leaping off the ropes and executing a devastating and effective top-rope bulldog, driving Katherine skull-first into the mat.
Anne again got to a vertical base to admire her handiwork. The force of the blow had left Katherine dazed, and best of all left her vulnerable. Hathaway delivered a few stomps to the downed blonde, hoping that the constant physical barrage would stop Heigl from mounting an offense. After three or four kicks to her back, Anne grabbed hold of Katherine’s ponytail and started to pull her to her feet. The blonde was forced to comply as she got to her knees, only to be met with a swift kick to the ribs.
Katherine grabbed her waist in pain from the blow as she started to cough. Anne again grabbed her by the hair and pulled her back to her knees. The sight of the teary eyed Heigl (who had involuntarily began to tear up from the coughing) weakly grabbing at Anne’s wrists was a surprising sight. Hathaway yanked her to her feet, only to deliver a boot to her midsection. When Katherine doubled over in pain, Anne grabbed her head and delivered a perfect DDT.
Again, Katherine’s head was bounced off of the mat, and again she was motionless afterwards. Anne was more than pleased with herself, as her training was finally paying dividends. She rolled Kat onto her back so that she could survey her prey. As she flipped her, Anne noticed that Katherine’s right nipple was peering out of her bikini top. A cruel smile crossed her wide lips as the wheels began to spin in her head.