Above: Gwendoline Christie
Above: Katy Perry
Actress
Gwendoline Christie, well built and proud of her towering height of 6’3”, looks back at a recent trilogy of victories in which she humiliated three women one after the other:
Maisie Williams, who tried to stand up to her after Gwendoline mocked her for her little stature,
Rose Leslie who attempted to avenge her friend Maisie but was defeated and ridiculed by her opponent, and
Sophie Turner who had the same task on her mind as Rose had on hers but shared Rose’s degrading fate at Gwendoline’s (rather large) hands.
While those three women gradually recover - physically from the slams and squeezes, and emotionally from the indignity of being spanked in the wrestling ring while having to listen to the audience’s laughter - a fourth woman approaches Gwendoline: Californian pop princess
Katy Perry, appalled at how Gwendoline mistreated Maisie and humiliated the two women who tried their best to defend her, now challenges Gwendoline to step into the ring with her.
Interviewed by a member of CelebToday, Katy told the correspondent she is determined to ‘make an end to Gwendoline’s shameful behaviour and teach her a lesson’.
Gwendoline has ridiculed Katy’s claims and told CelebToday magazine she’d ‘make short work’ of Perry who ‘must be extremely deluded to think she’d have a chance’.
Katy soon stands in the ring looking up at the nine inches taller woman who grins down at her arrogantly, and hisses at the actress, ‘I’ll wipe that smirk off your face, bitch, and make you apologise to those women!’
Gwendoline: 40 years, 6’3”, 84 kg
Katy: 34 years, 5’6”, 59 kg
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