I once wrote a poem involving a huge celebrity jello wrestling charity event as the environment, and it has been a great backdrop for many celebrity fight fantasies for me. I mean hot women in bikinis fighting in a great sticky glistening pool…what’s not to like? And of course, most of the fights become serious opportunities to settle grudges.
How about an event involving the women of American sitcoms? Put them all in the jello and let them go until there’s only one girl standing (kneeling?), NHB, submission or knockout only. Imagine some of the images this would create…
Leah Remini (
King of Queens) astride Laura San Giacomo (
Just Shoot Me), bouncing Laura’s head in the slime.
Patricia Heaton (
Everybody Loves Raymond) sitting on Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ face (
Seinfeld), only to get attacked and pummeled by Alyson Hanxxxxn & Cobie Smulders (both from
How I Met Your Mother).
Intercast rivalries coming out, like Bebe Neuwirth holding Shelley Long’s arms so that Kirstie Alley (all from
Cheers) can pound away at her body, or Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow splitting Courtney Cox (all from Friends) in half by each gripping an ankle and pulling in opposite directions!
Of course, some cast members would stick together, like Megan Mullally & Debra Messing (Will & Grace) facing off with Christina Applegate & Katey Sagal (Married…with Children).
Age could play a factor, like Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves & Wendie Malick (Hot In Cleveland) ganging up on and pounding Kaley Cuoco (Big Bang Theory) out of sheer spite.
Lets not forget the race card, as Courtney Thorne-Smith (According to Jim) gets double-teamed by Constance Marie & Masiela Lusha, (both from George Lopez Show), or Lisa Bonet & Sabrina Le Beauf (from The Cosby Show) face Tina Fey, Jane Krakowski & Katrina Bowden (all from 30 Rock).
Good times! Share your own images! I lean towards post-1980’s shows, but whatever slaps your cheek is fine!