It's always great seeing my kissin' cousin. We had some great times in our younger days. My first french kiss was with Shelley. My first foot job was from Shelley and one of the first catfight's I'd seen had Shelley in it. Shelley lost, well actually she got her ass kicked. I didn't mind consoling her afterwards. Yup we were kissing cousins.
Lori really didn't care much for Shelley, Lori also didn't know how well Shelley and I knew it each other. But the day after Bonnie our neighbor h kicked Lori's ass, Bonnie actually made Lori kiss her feet, I was there to console my wife. However, it seemed Lori was looking forward to Shelley paying us a visit.
Shelley arrived late that evening and over beer and pizza we talked. Shelley noticed some marks on Lori's face and with great delight, I told Shelley what happened between Lori and our neighbor Bonnie. Lori told Shelley that Bonnie was a hog and outweighed her by 50 pounds. I left out how Bonnie made Lori kiss her feet. I got as hard as a rock as I told the story, Lori took care of my hard on when we all went to bed that night.
Shelley slept late the next day and after sh finally got up as she drank her coffee she looked out her window and said " so is that the southern hog that beat you up Lori "
Both Lori and I looked out the window and saw Bonnie in a dress getting into her Jeep Liberty " yes that's the bitch " said Lori in a bitchy tone.
" she looks like an old lady to me and you let HER beat you up " said Shelley with a laugh as she sipped her coffee. Lori gave Shelley a glare.
I started to get hard at the thought of Shelley and Bonnie in a catfight!
Later in the day we saw that we were out of beer and wine so Shelley offered to drive me to the liquor store. Shelley looked good as she climbed into her green Ford Explorer. She was wearing a pair of cutoffs that were way to tight not that I mind, a skimpy white blouse that showed some of her soft white gut and white flip flops. Shelley is about 5'8 160 a 38D/E with size 8 1/2 feet. She has dirty blonde hair to her shoulders and her nails were painted burgandy. She kicked off her flip flops and drove barefooted. She was sporting a white straw cowboy hat that looked good on her. It was a good drive as we drove to the " One Stop " it was a sunny warm day, the kind of day you just sit back drink and smoke and have a good time. We got a case of Corona, a bottle of wine and some Crown Royal and cigars for me. We talked about the good ole days. It was really fun being with Shelley again.
We were talking away on our way back home when at the red light Shelley looked in front of her and said " hey ain't that the bitch that lives next to you " I replied yeah that does look like Bonnie's Jeep Liberty.
" I'm going to have some fun with her T, to bad Lori ain't here to see " laughed my deviant cousin. I got a big smile wondering what is going to happen now.
As we started to head home Shelley started to tailgate Bonnie, flashing her lights and beeping her horn at Bonnie.
Then Bonnie stuck her arm out the window and gave Shelley the finger.
Shelley laughed " looks like I'm pissing that southern hog off " Then Shelley stuck her arm and head out the window and gave Bonnie the finger and yelled " FUCK YOU HOG "
As we were heading home, Bonnie slowed down and Shelley continued tailgate her and blowing her horn.
Shelley looked over at me and said with a smile " I dare that fuckin' bitch start to something with me when we get to your house, she may have kicked Lori's ass but I'll teach that bitch to mess with our family, even if Lori is by marriage " Then Shelley put her hand on my crotch " mmmmm looks like my cuz is excited, maybe we can sneak some ole times in while I'm visiting huh cuz " smiled Shelley with a gleam in her eyes. I took a deep breath .......
" mmmmm Shelley you are soooo good when you're sooo bad " I said with a smile and a laugh.
Shelley layed on the horn real long and flipped Bonnie the finger again as we got close to home.
" T I wanna fuck that hog up just for you now " Shelley said with a smile and a laugh as we turned down the road that leads to our houses. Shelley was so close behind Bonnie we can hear Bonnie cursing and ranting about Shelley.
Looks like more action on Eagle Nest Drive!
Shelley pulled into our driveway and I looked over and saw Bonnie pull on her property and she got out of her Jeep Liberty and she look like she was ready to go to battle. You could see the steam coming out of Bonnie's ears, she was so mad.
" what in the HELL is your problem BITCH " shouted Bonnie as started towards Shelley with kill in her eyes. Bonnie had on a flowery dress on that went past her knees and black open toe pumps. As she approached I could see her nails were painted red.
" you driver slower then my grandma, BITCH " snapped back Shelley.
I knew right then and there these two were going to fight. I told David that my cousin was coming for a visit and we may see somemore fireworks. All David said " works for me " with a big grin.
" BITCH you almost caused me to have an accident " snarled Bonnie as she got closer to Shelley.
" fuck you, you can't drive " snapped Shelley who now looked like she was ready for a fight. I looked over and saw David coming from his house with a sly grin. Then I heard Lori say from behind " Shelley kick that bitches ass "
I guess they all heard the commotion.
Then Shelley now on a roll hisses " listen hear you ole hog you better turn your fat ass around before I knock the shit out of you " That's the Shelley I know and love I thought to myself.
" why you fuckin' bitch " hissed Bonnie as she went to slap Shelley, Shelley blocked her slap and hit Bonnie with a hard loud slap. " oooouuuu you bitch " moaned Bonnie with a hand print on he cheek. shelley looked to be a little faster then Bonnie.
Shelley followed it with another hard slap that caused Bonnie to stumble some, then a punch to Bonnie's boob that caused Bonnie to stumble some and the heel to one Bonnie's pumps got stuck in the grass and down went Bonnie as one of her pumps came off her foot.
" ooouuu biitchhh " moaned the brunette a little stunned and frustrated as she sat up on the ground rubbing her boob.
This is a lot different from when Bonnie fought Lori I thought to myself.
" get that fuckin HOG " I heard Lori cheer.
Shelley was cocky now as Bonnie sat on the ground. Shelley moved close to Bonnie and grabbed a handfull of her hair and said in a cocky " let me help you up " " geeettt offf myyy hairr biiitchhh " moaned Bonnie as Bonnie was pulled to knees. Bonnie grabbed at Shelley's hands but Shelley hada good grip of Bonnie's hair.
I loved the sight of Bonnie in her dress and on her knees in front of Shelley with one pump on and one pump off.
Shelley looked over at me and winked, Shelley never saw the punch coming that slammed between her legs but she felt it " OOOWWW SHIIIIT " moaned out Shelley. Bonnie followed that with a punch to Shelley's soft belly " ooofffff " went Shelley as she doubled over and up on her burgandy painted toes in her white flip flops. As Bonnie started to stand, Bonnie hit Shelley with a nasty upper cut. " ooouuuu fuuuckk " moaned Shelley as she fell hard to her back and one of her flip flops coming off her foot. She had a dazed look now and a nasty welt formed under her right eye. Bonnie's upper cut was a direct hit.
" wooooo gooo Bonnieee" cheered out David with a big smile and sipping on his beer.
Lori got quiet and I was enjoying the show.
Bonnie took her pump off her other foot just as Shelley started to sit up. Shelley rubbed the welt under her eye. As Shelley started to stand, Bonnie threw her pump at Shelley and it hit her in the head. " ooouuuu " groaned Shelley as she fell back holding her head. " good shot babe " laughed David
Then Bonnie went over and grabbed Shelley's hair and start to pull and drag Shelley by her hair across the grass " aaahhhh geeet oooff mmyyy fuckin' hairrrrr " moaned out Shelley as her other flip flop fell off her foot as Bonnie continued to drag her. Both women were starting to sweat, Bonnie more then Shelley as Bonnie's dark hair started to look wet.
" fuck with me BITCH " snapped Bonnie as she dragged Shelley across the grass which pulled Shelley's cut off's up her ample ass more exposing more of her white ass cheeks. I have always loved watching a girl get dragged by her hair. It must be the caveman in me.
Bonnie was in control now has she gave me and Lori a glare then kicked Shelley in her soft belly " huuummphhh " moaned out my stunned cuz holding her aching gut.
" geeettt the fuuuckkk offf myyyy hairrrr " moans out Shelley as Bonnie drags her across the grass by her hair again. Bonnie's feet were pushing against the grass with her red painted toes straining. Shelley's legs kick in frustration and some of her hair falls to the grass.
" fuck you bitch " snarled Bonnie.
Shelley reached out as she twisted her body and grabbed at Bonnie's legs, it looked like Bonnie's dress was starting to stick to her legs. Bonnie let go of Shelley's hair and Shelley struggled to all fours. " aaahhh fuck my head " moaned Shelley rubbing her scalp.
Bonnie looked like a cat waiting to make her next move. Shelley got up on her knees and the next thing she saw was Bonnie's fist flying at her head. Shelley didn't react fast enough and Bonnie's punch found it's mark on the Shelley's cheek. " ooouuuu fuuckk " moaned my cousin as she hit the ground hard again.
It looked like Bonnie was in control as David cheered " get her Bonnie beat her ass "
Lori yelled at Shelley " Shelley get up don't let that skank beat you " Bonnie gave Lori another glare.
Me I was just enjoying the show as I reached into my SUV and grabbed another beer.
" talk shit now bitch " snapped Bonnie as she reached down and grabbed Shelley's blouse and yanked. Shelley's buttons went flying and we could see Shelley's 38D's straining in her sexy white bra and her soft white belly going up and down.
" fuckin' biitch " moaned Shelley as layed on the ground and throws awild punch at anything she could hit. Shelley hit nothing but air. Bonnie stomped down on shelley's soft gut and my cousin moaned out " oooffffff aaawwww fuck " and rolled to her side holding her aching gut. Bonnie had a look of I got you now bitch on her face as she glanced over to David and gave him a smile. David said with a smile " that's my girl "
" had enough bitch " snarled Bonnie as she stood over Shelley in her dress,barefooted and her dark hair sweaty.
" yes moaned Shelley. " get the fuck away from me "continued my beaten cousin as she layed on the ground.
" fuck " I heard Lori say.
" oh Bonnie you're sooo hotttt " said David with a big smile and a hardon in his pants.
" you sorry ass bitch, you fucked with the wrong women " taunted Bonnie as she picked up her pumps.
" you want some more you know where I live skank " snapped Bonnie as she turned and started towards her house.
Seems my cuz was playing possum, Bonnie never saw it but with her back turned Shelley got to her feet charged Bonnie and slammed her shoulder into Bonnie's lower back. " aaaahhhh fuuuckkk " cried out Bonnie as her head jerked back and her pumps flew from her hand.
Then she fell face first to the ground with Shelley on her back. Shelley grabbed Bonnie's hair and started to rub Bonnie's face into the grass. we could hear a muffled " you fuckin bitch " from Bonnie as her legs kicked and her red painted toes pushed against the grass. Shelley was breathing hard. She had a black eye and a bloody lip but she wasn't done. " you fucked with the wrong bitch " hissed my cousin as she pushed Bonnie's face into the grass.
David backed up a step are two and looked down at them then over to me with a wink. I knew he was going to let this continue.
" Shelley get that bitch " cheered Lori all smug now.
I was ready for another beer.
" mmmufffff " was heard from Bonnie has Shelley pushed her face into the grass. Bonnie's legs kicked and her dress tore as she did. Both women were dripping wet now. Shelley's blouse was torn and was grass stained, her nipples were hard as her breast strained in her bra. Suddenly Shelley let out a Rebel yell " WOOOOOO" then dug her fingers deep into Bonnie's sweaty scalp and started to slam Bonnie's face into the grass over and over. Bonnie moaned out each time her face bounced off the grass. " fuck " I heard David say. " Shelley get that fuckin bitch " yelled Lori. I took another drink of beer.
" oooouuu my fuckin head " moaned Bonnie as her legs slowed and her soles slightly dirty pushed against the grass.
Bonnie's arms were pinned to her sides and she was dazed now as Shelley started to punch the side of Bonnie's head. Bonnie was in trouble and I wondered if David was going to stop the fight. David didn't move as he watched his wife get beaten. Again Bonnie moaned out with each punch that landed. Shelley was breathing hard as she spit some blood and stopped punching Bonnie. Bonnie was limp now as Shelley jerked her head up. Grass stuck to Bonnie battered sweaty face as Shelley snapped " had enough BITCH " Bonnie's nose was bleeding and she had a black eye and her face was red. " aaaahh fuckkk " moaned Bonnie. David looked over at me with a look of I have never seen Bonnie like this. Shelley spit some more blood out and shouted " HAD ENOUGH BITCH "
It was quiet now accept for the sound of the bugs and birds. " i'm done you won " moaned Bonnie lightly. " Damn " said David.
Shelley slowly got off Bonnie looking down at her defeated foe. Shelley looked at David " damn girl you whooped my wife good " He said as Bonnie rolled to her back. Her chest going up and down and she moaned " ahhh fuck my head " you could see a couple of lumps rising on her forehead from the pounding her face took into the grass and Shelley's fist. Bonnie's eyes had a glazed look to them as David helped his dazed wife to her feet. I picked up her pumps and handed them to him " damn, I'll see you later " he said as they started towards their house.
" way to go Shelley " chirped my wife.
I could see Shelley roll her eyes. Then she spit some blood and said with a smile to me " you got a cold one for me cuz " That's my Shelley I thought to myself.
" I sure do Shell " as I handed my cuz a beer with a hug.
Cheers!
