Am reposting this stirring story from this site a few years ago that got lost during the crash. Hope you enjoy!
Will get back shortly to reposting more stories by Tom, JC, Marie, Peccavi, and some BRAND NEW ones by Tom & a newcomer, Roberto.
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Kayla
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Call of the Wild
By Howard Cossell
The atmosphere for these events is usually pretty high with tension. Tonight, it’s at a fever pitch. Siena is a very good promoter and she‘s done an outstanding job with this card. On the big screen inside the arena, a trailer for the card is shown and the fans go wild. The cage is set up and we prepare for the first match. First out is Liz, the redheaded girl with the fat cheeks is in a white shirt and green shorts with leg guards. She’s walking and smiling as she gets into the cage. She throws a couple of punches at the air as she warms herself up. Next out comes The Pit. The sexy caramel skinned Black girl with her blonde mini-braids is dressed in a red all in one, black grappling gloves and white sneakers. She looks mean and even has a red mouthpiece. The fighters are introduced and the bell rings. Both fighters meet at the center of the cage; the Pit’s fists raised higher and Liz’s hands low. Liz throws a leg kick just as the Pit jumps in and begins to throw punches to the head that quickly back Liz up. They are nothing but straight rights and lefts and Liz’s face quickly turns red as her back touches the cage. The Black girl knees Liz in the stomach, forcing the air out of her lungs and forces her down to the mat. Pit mounts Liz and begins to pound away at her face. Liz’s nose is broken and she’s trying to tap out as Pit is reigning punches down on her. We hear Liz give a piercing scream as Pit begins biting her face while giving her a frontal choke. The ref tries desperately to remove Pit from Liz, but the Black girl’s mouth takes a chunk of Liz’s facial flesh with it. Pit is declared the winner of the match. Liz gets up and angrily says that Pit should be DQ-ed, but to no avail. Pit is still trying to get back at Liz but is finally taken out of the ring.
Jessika is shown arriving to the arena carrying a bag. The fans cheer as Jessika seems pretty normal and is ignoring the cameras as she goes into her locker room and closes the door. She seems all business and moves very quickly. Tonya Harding is shown backstage getting her hands taped as the fans boo like crazy. Tonya can hear them and laughs shrugging her shoulders. Then a shot is shown of several rolls of barbed wire backstage. Lastly, there’s shot of Marie standing in an aqua one piece and throwing punches and kicks at the air. The fans begin to cheer as loud as they have all night. “Marie! Marie! Marie!!”
“Blow Ya Mind” by Eve and Gwen Stefani plays. The 5’9” 145 lb KC Bomber makes her way to the boxing ring as the fans give a mixed reaction. The beautiful curvy Black girl is dressed in leopard print sport bra and matching trunks with black high tops. She looks pretty mean but does wave to the fans who are cheering her. Next out is Cara “The Bitch” Brown who comes out to “The Bitch is Back” by Elton John. The slicked blood redheaded Cara is jumping and screaming and looking all fired up as she approaches the ring. She has on a black sports bra and blood red tiger striped shorts with black boots. The two women meet at ring center for instructions and the stare down is a killer. The bell rings for round one and the two women come right at each other. Cara had to gain ten pounds for this fight, and she does seem a bit slower as KC connects with a hard right hand off Cara’s forehead. Cara fights out of a low crouch, so she throws two trademark hooks to KC’s ribs that make the Black girl take a step back. Cara then snaps KC’s head back with a hard left hook and follows with a straight right to her soft belly. “OOF!” groans KC as some of her wind is knocked out of her and she goes to the ropes. As Cara approaches, KC stuns her with a left hook and right cross. The black girl rushes off the ropes as Cara ducks low; KC slams a left to Cara’s side and pushes her back with a right uppercut to the arms covering her face. KC pushes Cara back and pounds her with a right cross upstairs and staggers her with a left uppercut. “UUNNHH!!” Cara’s eyes roll into the back of her head as she grabs KC around the waist and tries to hold on. KC raises her arms above her head and waits for the ref to break it up, but Cara hurts her with a hard left to her navel “OUGH!” KC pushes Kara back and then comes back with a right uppercut to Cara’s chin and a left to her liver and the redhead takes a knee. KC goes to a neutral corner, but she has her arm across her stomach and she looks tired. Cara gets up at 8, which surprises everyone because we thought she would have gotten up sooner. KC’s punches are really hard and the weight Cara put on for this fight has slowed her down… this isn’t the way Cara wanted to make her professional debut. Cara backs into her own corner as KC wails punch after punch on her. I can see Alexia Paige smiling as the ref stops the fight when Cara turns her back to KC.
Q: KC Bomber, how were you able to take her out so easily?
“She was too small and too dumb. She called herself a bitch and I slapped her ass around like one. She’s a 130 pound fighter and she was stupid enough to make her debut at 140 lbs, that doesn’t make any sense. She was just dumb.”
Q: What’s next for you?
“I want to fight for the 140 lb title. Nikky is the champion and I want to beat her and take her belt.”
Q: Have you ever seen Nikky fight? She’s a bit fast. You didn’t even go a full two minutes and you’re tired already. How--”
“Look, I had to lose some weight for this fight and that took some out of me. And I didn’t say I wanted to fight Nikky next. I want to keep having fights and keep winning and then I want a shot. You know it’s funny; Kayla and I have both been in the same promotion, but we’ve never faced each other because I’m a boxer and she’s a cat fighter. Well, good luck, Kayla… maybe one day, you and I will meet in the cage.”
The ring is taken down and the cage is put back up. The first fights are usually designed to simply wet the audiences appetite. Now the arena is starting to get packed for the rest of the card. Coming up next is Marie B vs. Tonya Harding. Glory is shown arriving at the arena. Glory has a smile on her face as she gets out of her gold Mercedes and she’s talking to someone on her cell phone. She has her big title belt draped across her shoulder. The fans are cheering for Glory as she looks at the camera and winks. A referee is shown backstage with Samantha explaining to her the rules of cage fighting. Samantha is listening nervously but intently as she is dressed in a red sports bra and tight red shorts. Her big outie navel is peaking right above the waistband of the shorts as her honey skinned six pack gleams as she pulls her long wavy red hair into a pony tail. The cameraman is shown being kicked out of Jennifer Lopez’s dressing room by one of her bodyguards. I can tell it’s Jennifer’s room, because one of her demands whenever she makes an appearance is that she gets an all white room with white flowers. Marie gets ready to make her entrance but she is approached by Siena.
“What do you want?” Marie says, “I’m not wearing a catholic schoolgirl outfit, if that’s what you wanted to ask me.”
“Calm down,” Siena says smiling, “Just wanted to wish you good luck. Drop this bitch.”
“I don’t need luck. She’s going to need luck, and a doctor, and possibly a mortician,” Marie says
“Everybody’s behind you, kid,” Siena says, “Tonight is your night, whether you realize it or not. I’ve got big plans for you and if you do your thing the right way, you may walk out of here with something that’ll put you in a place Kayla will never--”
“Don’t talk about Kayla to me,” Marie says, “What’s done is done. Now, it’s Tonya, then whoever wins the Jessika/Glory fight, then you. I’ve got to go.”
Siena laughs as “Rag Doll” by Aerosmith plays and out comes Marie, looking back at Siena with spite for giving her that entrance music. Marie’s blonde hair is in a ponytail and she is barefoot as she enters the cage and waits for Tonya. More people have filled into the arena and Marie can see several celebrities and fighters in the audience. Jennifer Lopez’s husband, Mark Anthony, and Carrie Ann Inalba, who is a judge on the American version of Dancing With the Stars, but knows Jennifer Lopez from when they both danced as fly girls on the comedy show In Living Color, are both seated in the audience. Allison Payne, Nikky, and Alexia Paige are out there as well, as is also Kayla’s girlfriend Heather. Marie has a seat out there too, in the front row, and she is relieved to see that no one is sitting in it. “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” by Cindy Lauper plays and out comes Tonya Harding dressed in a black sports bra and black shorts to match her black shoes. The two women stare at each other, Marie staring at Tonya with a sneer and Tonya at Marie with a bit of “so what?”
“Simply Irresistible” by Robert Palmer plays and Kayla comes out wearing tight black jeans and a green camouflage tank top with black shoes. She joins the two announcers calling the match for the television audience. The cage door is shut and locked and the bell beginning the fight rings.
Marie comes out in her peek a boo crouch stance with her elbows guarding her ribs and her chin tucked behind her fists. Tonya comes out in a boxing stance with her arms low, studying her shorter opponent. Tonya throws a right hand and Marie easily avoids it, landing a kick to Tonya’s right calf. Marie steps in and gives Tonya a straight left and straight right to her pale milky belly which opens the woman’s mouth and backs her up bit. Marie steps back and lands a roundhouse to Tonya’s right calf, making the other blonde bad girl wince. Tonya misses on a left hook but grazes the top of Marie’s head with a right hand. Marie jumps in and slams a right uppercut into Tonya’s solar plexus, and Tonya lets out an “UF!” as her eyes widen and she grabs on to Marie. Marie turns and takes Tonya down with a leg sweep. Marie immediately goes to mount Tonya and end the fight, but the bad girl gets her knees up and nails Marie in the stomach. Marie’s tummy is pretty tough, but her eyes widen and she lets out a little weep and Tonya rolls on top of her and begins to punch her in the face. Marie covers up, but Tonya’s punches are faster and are getting in. Marie grabs Tonya’s right hand and quickly brings her legs around Tonya’s neck and shoulders. Marie manages to get her legs around Tonya’s arm and neck, but the bad blonde screams and backs away before Marie can lock in the triangle hold submission. Marie stays on her back and lifts her legs as Tonya stands up and looks for another opportunity.
When Tonya moves in, Marie catches her with another kick to her right calf. A nice sized bruise is developing on that spot as Tonya jumps on top of Marie and angrily tries to fire some more head punches. For all the trash talk before this fight, the only noises that are being made are the sounds of punches and kicks landing and the sounds of these two ladies breathing and groaning. Tonya has Marie by her wrists and drops her knee across Marie’s stomach and keeps it there. Tonya gets a few shots into Marie’s face using Marie’s own hands and the little blonde Marie is starting to look discouraged. Tonya can be heard saying “C’mon bitch, CRY!!” as she lifts herself up and drops knee after knee on Marie’s stomach. The crowd is chanting Marie’s name, but we’re beginning to wonder if she can muster up the strength to come back from this. Marie lands a right hand to Tonya’s face, and despite being on her back, Marie manages to snap Tonya’s head back. Marie squirms her body from under Tonya’s knee enough to slide behind her and go for a rear naked choke. Marie is on Tonya’s back now and has the choke locked in as Tonya stands up and tries to get air. The crowd chants “Marie!! Marie!! Marie!!” as Kayla is encouraging them now, but all of them go silent when Tonya, out of desperation, flings her body backwards into the mat and smashes Marie between the mat and Tonya’s 125 lbs. “UUUUNH!!” cries Marie in a high weakened sob as she lets go of the hold and Tonya sits up gasping for air. The fans begin to stomp on the ground and clap their hands to encourage Marie to get up as Tonya is on her hands and knees coughing. Kayla is yelling at Marie and banging her fist on the announce table. Tonya stands as the audience moans and Tonya gives them the middle finger. She also gives one to Kayla.
Tonya reaches down and pulls Marie to her feet by her long blonde ponytail, but as Tonya lifts her, Marie lands a shot to Tonya’s belly, bending the blonde bad girl a bit (whole lotta b words there; gotta love that alliteration). Two more shots to Tonya’s belly and the bad girl backs up. Marie follows with a kick that grazes Tonya’s womanhood just as Tonya lands a right cross that snaps Marie’s head back and sends her to the mat. As Marie is falling she slides enough to lock her legs around Tonya’s right leg, and forces the blonde forward on her stomach. Marie knows she’s got Tonya; Tonya is down on her stomach and Marie is behind her sitting up with her legs wrapped around Tonya’s right thigh and Tonya’s damaged right calf in Marie’s arms being twisted in the opposite direction that the rest of her leg is going. This is a move that legendary cage fighter “Lady” Jasmine Raheid used. Funny enough, the 20 year old retired Jasmine, who is a legend because she started fighting at age 9 and had brutal bloody matches and also has the distinction of having NEVER lost by submission, is in the audience. Not too many people would know who she is though, the black haired Angelina Jolie looking beauty wore a mask in her fighting days. Tonya is in pure agony and I don’t think it’s even ten seconds before she taps out and yells “I give!!” Marie jumps to her feet with a HUGE smile on her face as the audience cheers her and Tonya begins to cry while holding her leg. Marie quickly rushes out of the ring and to the showers so that she can get in her seat to see the rest of the card. Tonya has to be helped to the back and continuously says that she thinks her leg is broken, yelling “WHY? WHY? WHY?” Tonya sees Kayla laughing at her, and yells “Fuck you, you fucking cxnt!! You better shut up, before I come bust you in your head!”
Backstage…
Q: Glory, tonight you and Jessika face each other in a no holds barred anything goes street fight. Why Jessika, and why this type of match?
“I won this title when I was fifteen years old. I have never lost a fight in my life. I have beaten the cat fighters, the wrestlers, the boxers, all of them. But I have never faced anyone as sadistic, as suicidal, as homicidal, as genocidal, as Jessika. I wanted this match because I want to show these people that Glory is no joke. I take on all comers and I don’t just call someone out and manipulate the rules to my advantage… this match is right up Jessika’s alley. Jessika, I want to beat you at your best. You want a piece of Glory, you got to go through Glory to get it.”
Q: What about Kayla? She’s out there ringside calling the matches. She said she’s got her gear on under her clothes, so when it’s time for her main event match she can change out there. Are you concerned that Kayla will get involved in your match with Jessika? Are you concerned that her presence may overshadow the match?
“We’ve gone over this who really should be in the main event thing a million times. No, I am not concerned about Kayla because if Kayla sticks her airhead in this match, there won’t be a main event. And no, nobody is going to overshadow me, because what I plan on doing to Jessika is going to go down in history as the biggest beat down of all time. Jessika loves pain, well she’s gonna be feeling a lot of it.”
Glory turns away from the interviewer only to come face-to-face with Jessika. The two women stare at each other with menacing looks as the camera gets a close-up of their faces. “Simply Irresistible” plays again as Kayla leaves the announce table and enters the cage. Jessika and Glory both look at each other with the same annoyed expression as they can hear the music and know that Kayla, directly or indirectly, has once again stolen their moment. Glory and Jessika turn and go in opposite directions.
Kayla smiles as the fans greet her with chants of “Kayla! Kayla! Kayla!” while some boo her.
“Thank you thank you thank you; I‘ll be out here all night,” Kayla says gleefully, “You guys really know hot to make a girl feel so HOT!! Just wanted to let you know, coming up next is the Catfight in a Cage, Samantha Angelica Pritchard vs. Debbi Chan. Mrrow!!”
NEXT: Debbi Chan vs. Samantha , followed by Glory vs. Jessika and the main event, Kayla vs. Jennifer Lopez!! Just a little foreshadowing, this story has a surprise ending that I don’t think any of you will expect.