[TheBear]

This is it, boys and girls! The championship match! Only two women have made it past each of their three challenges, overcoming fellow winners to advance this far!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Megan Fox have come to settle the question: Who is the better woman? Only one can walk away a winner! The other will be awarded no place worth mentioning.

Rosie is 25, 5'9" and 120lbs. Megan is 26, 5'4" and 115lbs.

Cast your votes! Decide their fate!

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[DogWithABone]

I have no faith in people not screwing this up.  How in the $%@#% is Megan Fox, with no tits, no ass, no hips, and a face that needs 98 pounds of makeup to be passable, in the finals over so many actually attractive women?

[890]

Oh my god, shut up already. Megan has better tits, better hips, a better ass and looks way better than Rosie without make-up.

[TheBear]

I have no faith in people not screwing this up.  How in the $%@#% is Megan Fox, with no tits, no ass, no hips, and a face that needs 98 pounds of makeup to be passable, in the finals over so many actually attractive women?

Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. This particular gripe is pointless on two levels:

1) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some people like ample boobs and butt. Some people like them small, some people like them in between, and some don't care at all. It's not always a matter of Bigger boobs = prettier woman. I mean look at this: http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001490691/1825442967_huge_boobs_xlarge.jpeg.

Some people would find is attractive. I find it repulsive. You can't judge someone to be objectively unattractive, because there is no objectivity in the matter. So, some people, myself included, find Megan Fox to be attractive.

2) Much more importantly, this is a sexfight, not a beauty contest. I get the feeling that a lot of people are just picking "who's hotter" and voting, without understanding or caring to understand how a sexfight works, and just what kind of skill disparity it takes to make someone have a 4-point orgasm.

And to be honest, so long as the points are allocated broadly, and not just spammed into one four-pointer or another, I really don't care. People will vote how they vote, but the actual point of a sexfight poll is for people to cast their vote for whom they think is more likely to win - not who they think is prettier. An 18 year old perfect 10 going up against a 35 year old woman of average beauty stands a better than even chance of winning a beauty contest, but a MUCH better than average chance of losing the sexfight, because the 35-year old woman will know exactly what points to stimulate and what to do, drawing upon experience the 18 year old can't possibly match.

In any event, as long as we have a good turnout, all this is moot. People will vote how they vote, and that's just that.

[TheBear]

The championship is over! With a total of 50 votes, the breakdown is as follows:

Megan won 35 votes, earning her a total of 70%, and an automatic victory. In terms of points, Megan scored 99 to Rosie's 45, or 68.75%. Rosie had an orgasm score of 2.83, earning her two "toppings". Of her 35 orgasms, 28 were squirting, 20 were knockouts, and 16 were premature.

Rosie loses very badly and cums, squirting and passing out.

[mMikebl]

Rosie would grind Megan into oblivion.