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Krissie vs Kristin

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Krissie vs Kristin
« on: April 09, 2013, 01:41:47 PM »
Kristin has won a fight first time, beating up Evi at a beer festival, to the cheers of a frantic crowd who would never have thought the small lady would be victorious in a fight with her bare fists. Krissie, fashion designer from NY, 5'8", a short while later met Kristin Chenoweth, 4'11", at a press conference, and Kristin, in a bad mood that day, told Krissie she looked like a scarecrow in the tasteless  rags she wore. Krissie, furious at Kristin's remark, said, 'You sad little dwarf, I'll knock you out of your ugly sack you're wearing and rip it to shreds!' - 'Oh, you funny queen of brain death,' Kristin counters, 'calling me a dwarf, hugh? You think I can't reach up there and tear your hair out? By the way, where is your hair, you sad joke? Somebody ate it?' - 'You...you ugly bitch! I'm gonna tear your greasy mop off your skull and make you eat it!' Krissie hisses at her, trembling with anger. The two women flash looks of anger at each other, and Kristin is the first to throw a punch. Krissie screams in pain, holding a hand to her throbbing cheek. Then, she returns the punch, hitting Kristin... Which lady will win this fistfight?    
« Last Edit: April 09, 2013, 01:50:14 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Krissie vs Kristin
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2013, 09:50:01 AM »
Wow, I love this - Kristin, who used to be a sad tormented little loser, is now becoming an energetic fighter! First beating Evi, now thrashing the much taller fashion designer, she's finally arriving as a catfighter who delivers a beating to one or another girl. Keep going, Kristin! - Right now, she's punched Krissie so often that Krissie feels dizzy and has difficulties keeping herself on her feet. She raises her fists and throws a badly aimed punch in the air next to Kristin, and Kristin  - Wham! - hits Krissie's face again to make her fall over backwards. Krissie sits on the ground, and when she can focus her gaze again she stares up at Kristin with a desperate and almost confused glance. 'You little trashy bitch! Don't think you can do this to me!' Kristin smiles at her, 'Oh, one doesn't have to do a lot of thinking with you, you pathetic rag queen. - Get up! Come on, now!!'   
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