adult image hostscreengrabAubrey Plaza waited a long time for this fight.
She was in the office setting of Parks and Recreation; they reinforced the door to Ron’s office so it couldn’t be entered. They put plexiglass on all the windows and removed heavy parts of computers and chairs from the set save for two chairs that both promised not to use to smash the other. They left the desks however and Aubrey was seating on April Ludgates desk. She was wearing a pair of jeans with a sleeveless shirt. God this was the most nervous she had ever been in her entire life
Janet Montgomery wanted this rematch because of actions Aubrey had taken in their first fight that she didn’t avenge. She didn’t want this rematch because a part of her felt she got lucky in that win and now she had to reprove herself in front of Americans.
All the main cast and crew would watch this fight from the different viewpoints, Rons office, hallway outside the work area, outside. Janet got to the door and was checked for weapons, she was allowed to keep her belt because Aubrey had one on as well. Janet removed her shoes and put them next to Aubrey’s and asked “Do you really want to watch this.”
Amy Poehler stepped up “Do I want to see my friend fight in the fight of her life… No I’d prefer you two do this in private and none of us see it but hear the result. She wants us to see it, she has never been this ready for anything in her life.”
Janet put her head down “Listen, we all know Aubrey and I are professional rivals who respect each other but we will tear into each other. I have been in an area like this before and nothing is worst then watching it. If it gets to a point… If it … Just stop watching because you can’t go back after you witness it.”
Amy looked at Janet and she had talked to people in London and they say it was scary watching the Janet/Katie slug fest. “I don’t think this is going to be a fist fight, it’s going to be a everything fight… JANETS RIGHT THOUGH, this is going to be a out and out catfight. Neither is going to give up they’re going to punish each other to win. You can’t unsee what is about to happen.”
Most people left leaving Retta, Chris Pratt, Nick Offerman, Aziz Ansari, the shows creator and Amy stayed “I’m staying because Aubrey’s my friend and win or lose she’ll need me right away.”
Chris Pratt who watched his wife Anna Faris get into many a fight looked at Aziz “Dude you can’t handle this, go join Adam and Rob.”
Amy looked at Janet who had a bag behind her back “What’s in there?”
Janet showed her and Amy smiled “Nice touch”
Janet walked into the room, she surveyed the set. Aubrey was seating on a desk on the far end near a window. There were four total desks, there was a hallway but they had it blocked off, there were some file cabinets behind each desk and a circular table in the middle of the room. In front of Janet was a large four foot high wooden waiting area made of solid oak on the wall was the entrance a gate you lifted up and let drop.
Janet and Aubrey stared across the room at each other, Janet walked in front of the flip gate that was there like a government office to let office workers get to their work. Aubrey nodded yes and Janet lifted it and walked in and let the gate drop.
“What’s in the bag Janet?”
“My souvenir from our last battle” Janet took Aubrey’s multi colored shirt from the first fight out “Thought you’d want a chance to get it back.”
“Cool” Aubrey left the desk and walked to the circular table and Janet did as well. “Do you remember the first time we met; the after party and what we did?”
“I beat you in an arm wrestle”
Aubrey sat down at the table and pushed the other chair out for Janet “Care to try again.”
Janet smiled and sat down “don’t mind at all.” Janet sat down and pushed her chair in and looked at Aubrey who met Janet’s stare.
“I really do just want to do the arm wrestle, I thought of this walking to the ring. Thought of it at the after party, thought of it after the fight there. Thought about it when I seen you pull out of the parking lot, really Janet only time I didn’t think of wanting to arm wrestle you again was when I challenged you to a kiss fight.”
“Do you want to do that as well?”
“Nah we’re not lesbos, let’s do this” Aubrey put her elbow on the table and Janet smiled and did the same. They locked thumbs and looked at each other and shared a smile and closed hands ready for the arm wrestling.
Janet brought her left hand up and lifted a finger “One”
Aubrey brought her left hand up and raised two fingers “Two”
Simultaneously they said “THREE” and they started at a stalemate which was unlike the first time when Janet took an immediate advantage.
Their first arm wrestle at the after party of “My Idiot Brother” last 90 seconds and Janet won it. Now they surpassed 90 seconds without moving the other’s arm. Faces turning red and grunts were the course of this battle
Aubrey got Janet’s arm down a quarter of the way at the three minute mark but couldn’t do much more. Janet stayed there fighting it off for 15 seconds when she made a move and nearly slammed Aubrey down but Aubrey stopped it mere inches from the table. She wasn’t going to lose an arm wrestle to Janet; she wasn’t going to lose the fight she just wasn’t losing EVER again to Janet Montgomery no matter the contest
Aubrey got her back to the stalemate and now they couldn’t move the other, arms shaking and sweat coming down from the brow. They both leaned forward and screamed, foreheads touching but still they couldn’t win Janet said “Draw” Aubrey replied “Ok”
Janet relaxed her hand and Aubrey slammed it down to the table then let go and backhanded Janet off the chair. Aubrey stood up and kicked Janet in the side “No draws, no equality just me kicking your ass.”
Aubrey grabbed Janet by the hair and stared at her “No more talking, we’ve had enough”
Janet kicked Aubrey’s shin which surprised Aubrey causing her to let go of Janet’s hair. Janet then slapped Aubrey backing her toward the table they just arm wrestled on “We did talk enough just time to fight.” Janet then leaped at Aubrey and they ended up on the table then slid clean off it.
They got up and Aubrey slapped Janet and tackled Janet onto the table were they grabbed at each other’s hair and wrestled until the table flipped over and they fell to their sides. They groaned then Aubrey rolled away from Janet and grabbed a plastic trash can and got up sneaking what was in her hands.
Janet got up and walked toward Aubrey but could see what Aubrey was doing as this wasn’t fake wrestling where a object could be hidden from the ref. Aubrey swung the trash bin at Janet’s head but it was ducked and Janet went forward her shoulder getting into Aubrey’s arm pit she pushed her into the corner wall. To the immediate left of the wall was a filing cabinet with a couple things on top nothing to heavy and it was waist high. To the right there was another file cabinet along with a desk adjoined.
Aubrey groaned Janet repeated the move but when she went a third time, Aubrey got her feet up behind her. She blocked the move and used her leg power and a bit of technique to throw Janet into the filing cabinet chest first
Janet groaned and Aubrey uppercutted her in the stomach followed by a hair pull into the wall. She went for a knee between the legs but Janet blocked it by getting her elbow down. Aubrey delayed she was frozen that was never blocked but then she felt both of Janet’s hands get under chin and she moved her body back, a knee from Montgomery came up and missed the sensitive target but got Aubrey in the ribs
Aubrey backed up and Janet took a breath and then readied her feet to jump up and knee Aubrey but when she jumped Aubrey did as well pushing Janet clear over the desk. Janet rolled and started to pull herself up on the desk where Aubrey waited to see her head. Aubrey grabbed Janet by the hair slammed her face into the desk twice “Come on witchy poo, conjure a spell for me.”
Aubrey got one knee on top of the desk and hauled herself up and as she got both knee’s o the desk Janet pushed her back down and Aubrey fell face first onto the desk. It was the equivalent of the two slams she hit on Janet and both women were now face down on the desk.
They were both hurting but feeling the other right next to them was motivation enough. They started to get u and looked at each other, slow motion ended and they both pushed up and went wild on the other. Ripped at hair, tore at the other’s shirt and each hit some slaps. They grabbed at the other’s hair and hauled at the back trying to force the other backwards but Janet changed tactics