It had begun as a normal day on the the Oprah
Winfrey show, with Brooke Shields guest-starring.
But she has recently given an interview where
she criticized network television, singling out
the show "Charmed" by calling it "just another
T & A show with three talentless bimbos in the
starring roles.
To everyone's surprise, the three stars of
"Charmed" slipped backstage and made an ambush
on Brooke, live on the show. At first Brooke was
overwhelmed by the three smaller women but she
was much tougher than they were.
It soon became apparent that even though the
Charmed Ones had Ms. Shield outnumbered, she
was by far the best fighter.
Oprah stared, still in shock, as the battle
continued in front of her.
Back in the control booth, her head producer
told his crew to keep the cameras
rolling. "This is great TV!" he proclaimed.
By this time, Alyssa Milano had succumbed to
Brooke's might right cross. She sat
bleary-eyed and wobbly propped up on Oprah's couch.
Brooke had Holly Marie Combs by one arm, twisted
into a painful hold that had
the little woman gasping and grunting. Rose McGowan,
the only one of the
"Charmed" trio with any energy left, tried to grab
Brooke by the hair, but the
older, much larger woman eluded her grasp and sank
her free fist into Rose's
pale tummy.
Rose let out an agonized gasp and sank to her
knees, only to catch a knee under
the chin that sent her sprawling. Brooke then
released Holly and, grabbing what
was left of Holly's shredded dress, pulled
her close and smiled at the tiny
girl.
"I guess by now you know what a terrible idea
it was to attack me on Oprah's
show," Brooke told the groggy brunette. "Now
let me hear those three little
words I love..."
Bruised, battered and humiliated, Holly
whispered "I give up!"
Brooke smiled her dazzling model smile and,
winking at the audience, wound up
and slammed her fist into Holly's chin. The
tiny girl actually left her feet as
her body flew back across the stage to crash
into Rose. She wound up on top of
the out-cold McGowan and neither of them moved.
The older woman strolled proudly over to Alyssa
and dragged her by the hair to
the pile where she deposited her on top of Holly
and Rose. As a final gesture,
Brooke sat atop the pile of groaning, begging women,
raising her fists in a
victory gesture.
"Well, folks, I guess that's the show for today!"
Oprah told her audience, which
was dead silent for a moment, then broke into
thunderous applause.
