Sofia Vergara and Katy Perry have met at several parties, and while the two well endowed ladies have more or less secretly compared their balconies while standing in front of each other an increasingly tantalising boob rivalry has come up between them.
Finally, while running into each other in the ladies' room of a hotel, chatting about an unrelated topic and again throwing glances at their protruding assets, the two ladies of almost equal height come to a halt standing so close in front of each other that their nipples touch. They go silent for a long moment, then Sofia speaks out what has been smouldering between them for so long: 'So, you think your sagging tits can compare to my gorgeous girls, don't you?'
Katy, enraged by Sofia's blunt insult, replies, 'If you have one inch more than me it's all down to disgusting little bags of silicon, isn't it?'
Sofia's face turns red with anger, and she hisses at Katy, 'Don't ever talk to me about silicon again, you ignorant little bitch!'
'Call me bitch again, and I'll shove your ugly face up your arse where it belongs, you slut!'
Before Katy has time to see it coming, Sofia has raised her arm and slaps Katy's face, with a resounding clapping noise ringing through tiled walled ladies' room.
Katy's head jerked to one side for a brief moment, she slowly returns her gaze at Sofia and glares at her with seething hatred. In the next moment, she draws herself up in front of the one inch shorter woman and spits straight into her eyes.
'Just hit me one other time and I swear I'll break every bone of yours, you uneducated foul smelling moron!'
Sofia does exactly that - after wiping her face with the back of her hand she again slaps Katy and makes her stumble backwards. Katy recovers quickly and in the next second rushes at Sofia throwing a punch at her jaw and with triumph in her eyes watches her rival staggering and crashing into a wash basin behind her.
However, Sofia is straight at her again and returns the punch; when her fist collides with Katy's face Katy staggers towards one of the doors in the long row of loo cubicles. The door swings open and Katy comes to a halt inside the cubicle, with Sofia already rushing at her. Sofia runs straight into Katy's fist impacting with her chin. Stunned, and with the sensation that one of her teeth has come lose, Sofia leans against the partition wall, the two women now standing in the enclosed space of the cubicle.
Suddenly, Katy slams the door shut and with one quick movement of her hand slides the bolt to lock the cubicle.
'Ugh! What are you doing, you fucking crazy bitch!' Sofia shouts at her.
'What do you think I'm doing? I'm going to batter your little retarded brain out of your skull and flush it down this toilet!'
The two ladies glare at each other for one more moment, and then start to fight like two mad women, punching, slapping, scratching, and tearing at each others' hair and cocktail dresses...
SOFIA VERGARA: 41 years, 5'7", 59kg, 34DD
KATY PERRY. : 29 years, 5'8", 59kg, 32D
