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Offline ThePurpleVixen

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Re: Free Agent
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2014, 03:54:39 PM »
Quote from: Candy123 on May 22, 2014, 04:07:06 PM
How do I sign up for the Full Body Cavity search?

Form FBC-411 in triplicate.  There's a small processing fee.
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Offline Michelle

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Re: Free Agent
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2014, 04:00:04 PM »
Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on May 30, 2014, 03:54:39 PM
Quote from: Candy123 on May 22, 2014, 04:07:06 PM
How do I sign up for the Full Body Cavity search?

Form FBC-411 in triplicate.  There's a small processing fee.

The small processing fee amounts to indentured servitude for 20 years
and use of your body for artistic purposes....a few little "fine arts" films...we'll fill you in later...

Oh...the FBC-411 has been replaced as of last week with the FBC-412A...we'll need 6 copies...one signed by your attorney...
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Offline ThePurpleVixen

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Re: Free Agent
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2014, 04:01:41 PM »
Damn it, Chelley, you can't keep changing the forms on me without getting my notarized consent!  Now I have to update the filing system AGAIN.
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Offline Michelle

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Re: Free Agent
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2014, 04:05:22 PM »
Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on May 30, 2014, 04:01:41 PM
Damn it, Chelley, you can't keep changing the forms on me without getting my notarized consent!  Now I have to update the filing system AGAIN.

Oh bullshit!....you haven't file anything in years!.....

you sleep in the damn filing cabinet!...look at your clothes!

Zombie T-shirts?

PUHLEEEEZE!
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Offline ThePurpleVixen

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Re: Free Agent
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2014, 05:11:01 AM »
Quote from: Michelle on May 30, 2014, 04:05:22 PM
Zombie T-shirts?

PUHLEEEEZE!

You're just jealous that they outsell your Empress shirts!

 :-*
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Offline Michelle

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Re: Free Agent
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2014, 01:26:49 PM »
Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on June 02, 2014, 05:11:01 AM
Quote from: Michelle on May 30, 2014, 04:05:22 PM
Zombie T-shirts?

PUHLEEEEZE!

You're just jealous that they outsell your Empress shirts!

 :-*

Someone is selling Empress T-shirts?  Without my permission?  I do get a cut you know...the profit margin is huge on trinkets.  We also are coming out with an Empress line of nipple piercing hardware that should rock the market.  "Glow in the dark" piercings!!  Pre-order today on Amazon.com!!
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Re: Free Agent
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2014, 11:05:07 PM »
Damn you, Chelley, I am NOT putting those things in my nips!  They're pure radium!
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