Katy Perry was one of the VIP guests at a women's tennis tournament and voiced an opinion not favourable directed at Maria Sharapova. In an interview she said, 'I guess her backhand ain't what it used to be. And perhaps her forehand neither. ... Maybe Maria Sharapova just ain't what she used to be?'
Later, the two girls meet in the stadium; Maria glances at Katy and says, 'One word of advice: don't spit your bubble gum on the court, or you'll get fined - the bubble in your head doesn't exempt you!'
Katy, blushing from immediate anger, stares up at the tall woman, then slowly pushes her D cup boobs against Maria's body, and replies, 'Gurl, I'll make more fuckin' cash singin' a lullaby and collecting lose change from your audience than you in your whole career.'
Maria responds to Katy's boob pushing by putting one arm around Katy's shoulders and starting to gently squeeze her against her body, 'Bubble bitch, just this once: I know your net worth, with Your 95 million bucks you're just 5 mill ahead of me just now, but I can change that with one game - you, meanwhile, can screech your heart out with what you deludedly call singing - but once I'd call it a race I'd make you look like a down and out tramp with you never catching up with me.'
'Oh, really?' Katy replies with her hands on her hips, resisting Maria's grip, holding herself straight upright, 'so perhaps I might just have to break your wrist...don't you think?'
Maria stares down at Katy, tightening her hold, 'You...breaking my wrist... Gurl, look at you - you couldn't split a hair of mine - I'd spank your naked bottom with my tennis rack in this stadium in front of them all and the camera team. Do you want that, hmm?'
Katy wraps her arms around Maria's waist and begins to squeeze with a hint of a bear hug, 'I guess that's the only rack you've got - your brain isn't the only body part of yours which is under-endowed, is it?'
Maria glares at Katy with increasing hatred, 'You...crazy bitch...you want this fight, don't you? - You can have it, but don't cry afterwards, I'll mess you up so bad, you stupid slut.'
'You're so full of your own shit, and really you're only a pathetic whore for your sponsors. I'll break you in halves, you mindless fucked up trash, mark my words!'
Which of these two enraged ladies will leave the tennis court as the winner, looking back triumphantly at a defeated opponent?
Maria Sharapova : 27 years, 6'2", 59kg, cup B
Katy Perry : 29 years, 5'8", 59 kg, cup D
