1) Wear your hair long, and loose. It will provide a simple and direct challenge to your rival.
2) Make sure your nails are ready for a fight. They should be as long as you can get them, sharpened, and highly polished. The services of an talented nail tech is highly recommended. Share with her that you are going to be in a catfight, and that you need her services to arm you appropriately. Natural nails are fine, but acrylic or other hard synthetic materials are even better. For the truly inspired, metal fighting claws are the most devastating of all!
3) Do not start your catfight in the nude. Dress provocatively. Wear makeup, perfume and jewelry. Wear sandals, pumps or thigh-high boots fitted with outrageously tall stiletto heels. Wear seamed stockings and lacy garterbelts. Wear frilly and fragile lingerie. Do not wear flip-flops, shorts, jeans, sweat pants, sports bras, or jogging clothes. Present yourself to your rival as utterly feminine. SHow her why you are better than her. Remind her that you can steal her lover from her whenever you wish. Remember, a catfight is about besting your rival in as many different ways as possible. It is a physical contest, to be sure, but also a psychological one.
4) It is better to plan a catfight in advance; the premeditation and build-up of anticipation will make for a more explosive encounter when it finally does occur. Don't settle for the humdrum - the more exotic the locale, the hotter the catfight is likely to be. Think of the honeymoon suite at that downtown hotel, the hot tub at the house you are watching while the owners are away on vacation, a limo you hire for the evening to just cruise around town. Improvise. Surprise. Stun!
5) Assure the fight location will provide all the privacy you will want. Real catfighters do not wish to be interrupted or, worse, separated once hostilities begin. If you wish one or more spectators to be present, have them swear in advance they will in no way interfere once hostilites are under way!
6) Be prepared to go the distance. No one likes a quitter, especially in woman-to-woman catfights. It is unseemly to give up, and only a little less so to let your rival surrender. Agree with her at the outset that there will be no rules, no quarter asked for, or given. If she gives up before you are finished with her, you should have every right to continue to punish her to your full satisfaction. Of course, she can do the same to you!
7) Good catfights produce tears, sweat, and blood. The best catfights add saliva and cxnt juices to those bodily fluids. Smear on each other liberally, and without shame. Catfighting is a violent, vicious and savage affair - do not shrink from its consequences!
Once hostilities are under way, it is vastly more important to expend your efforts to hurt her, rather than protect yourself. Pathetic fighters circle and dance, jab and feint, and strike quickly, only to retreat. True catfighters intuitively understand that catfights mean quickly getting in close and then *staying* in close! Simple expedients like starting on your knees, face-to-face, permits this to happen naturally.
9) Pay especial attention to your rival's three most vulnerable and prized areas - her face, her tits, and her cxnt. Remember that, with suitable clothing, she can hide whatever damage you do to her tits and cxnt - but she is powerless to hide her face from the rest of the world. Take special care to hurt her face and neck - the injuries you inflict will count twice - physically, to be sure, but even more importantly, psychologically. She will know shame and humiliation. Isn't that the *best*?
10) While fighting, You should: yank and pull hair, slap faces, tear off clothing, claw and rake and maul tits and cxnt. You should bite and grind and tear with your teeth. You should gouge and cut and lacerate with your nails. You should not: punch or use techniques best left for men. You are a woman - fight like one!
