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Lita Ford vs Katy Perry: Clash of Metal Chick and Pop Princess

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Competition, and vying for venues allowing live performances to big audiences, have grown over the years amongst women in the rock and pop music business.
Lita Ford, 57 years old metal chick with a career of decades, has had a confrontation with in comparison new to the game pop princess Katy Perry (31) when a dispute arose between them over a booking at one of the world's largest football stadiums.
As it turned out, shows for both Lita and Katy had been booked for the same day, but the two ladies were not content with leaving the matter to be sorted out by their respective managements. Rather, an escalation of personal challenges ensued quickly.
Lita, from the beginning the least prepared of the two to back off from her supposed concert date, announced to the press that '...a bubble headed kitsch pop girl with little to no talent' was 'not to interfere with' her 'songs and music which grownup fans take seriously and can't wait to see performed in this stadium'.
Katy was furious, and didn't hesitate with her verbal retaliation - 'That grandmother of trashy would-be rock', observers reported her saying, 'has to learn manners and respect! Maybe she should think about taking up knitting socks for the homeless, at home in her arm chair, and leaving the big stages to us younger ones who still can captivate a crowd with our art instead of with the kind of bragging she has to resort to!'
Lita, so enraged that she clenched her teeth, now addressed Katy directly via a phone call: 'Katy, you bubble gum whore, it's me, Lita!'
Katy laughed, then replied, 'Hi, Lita, trashy queen of no fucks given! What's up? Lost your coke dealer's number? Sorry, can't help you!'
'Shut up, you moronic squeaky masturbation pinup!'
'Oooh, thanks for the compliment, but your face looks much better with a few big fat cocks' cum in it I bet!'
'Oh, yeah?? Your so-called fans only spend their time daydreaming about shooting their cum into your fuckable mouth while mine actually listen to my music! Hahahaha!'
'Fuck off, Lita, you flat breasted chicken! What 'ya want, spit it out, for fuck's sake!'
'I wanna settle this with you, and have you out of the way!'
'How?'
'I suggest we do this like two grownup women - you just have to pretend to be one.'
'Cut the bullshit, damn whore, and talk some sense! How?'
'We do a contest singing onstage, and that'll settle it - I win, and you creep back into your hole.'
Katy found Lita's suggestion hilarious. 'Hahahahaha! Yeah, sure, that's gonna settle it! You, practically singing against me?? I'll blow you off the stage, you little girl, you seriously think you've got a chance against my actual voice??'
'Katy, you little imbecile, I'll drown your breathy little girl voice with my vocal organ in one instant.'
'Hahaha! - Oh, fuck...how deluded can you get? Have you ever listened to yourself? A shame that you even call yourself a singer! - Okay, listen, you dumb headed creature, I'll do it! I'll come to your stupid contest and sing you flat against the nearest wall! But I'll also kick your ass for real! Your impertinence to even make this call and insult me with this deserves more than embarrassing you onstage! I want you in the ring, and to see how you'll do trying to stand up to me when I wrestle the shit out of you!'
Lita thought about that turn of things for a only one second, and angrily she replied, 'Done, you worthless whore! I'll fight you in the ring! But you might be just fucking surprised! I'll tear your arms and legs off like a rag doll's! I'll finish in the ring what I start on the stage, you cumface! And I'll pee on your tits before I leave!'
'Shut your fucking dirty mouth! Pee on my tits, huh? You might have to learn that I urinate straight down your throat before that happens, you little half price sex toy.'
 Lita and Katy now are set to meet for the public event during which they try to defeat each other as singers as well as wrestlers.

Tickets for this event are available from: ticketblaster.cum


Lita Ford, challenging Katy with her live performance:
https://youtu.be/_GwD0rIcDXE

Katy Perry, challenging Lita Ford with her live performance:
https://youtu.be/9_e2xqWr-eI





Lita Ford: 57 years, 5'5", 50 kg, 36C

Katy Perry: 31 years, 5'7", 59 kg, 32D
« Last Edit: May 30, 2016, 05:26:52 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Lita Ford vs Katy Perry: Clash of Metal Chick and Pop Princess
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2016, 05:27:18 PM »
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« Last Edit: May 30, 2016, 05:31:29 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Lita Ford vs Katy Perry: Clash of Metal Chick and Pop Princess
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2016, 05:32:16 PM »
Above: Lita Ford

Below: Katy Perry
« Last Edit: May 30, 2016, 05:37:38 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Lita Ford vs Katy Perry: Clash of Metal Chick and Pop Princess
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2016, 05:38:31 PM »
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« Last Edit: May 30, 2016, 05:41:35 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Lita Ford vs Katy Perry: Clash of Metal Chick and Pop Princess
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2016, 06:48:44 AM »
There is almost 25 years between them! If they were similar ages, Lita would probably whoop Katy's ass.

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Re: Lita Ford vs Katy Perry: Clash of Metal Chick and Pop Princess
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2016, 11:42:07 AM »
Katy unceremoniously takes the heavy metal hag out to pasture. If Lita were 20 years younger it might be a different result..but shes not.