I recently came across a file of real catfight stories. These are from an old defunct web site I used to run, back in the day. Most of these are stories that people sent to me.
A fight I missed but would have loved to have been witness to was between three really pretty eighteen-year-old seniors in high school. One was a snobby girl named Kenya. She was a tall, thin, blonde model type, who loved to talk about other people. Apparently she had been talking about two girls named Michelle and Audrey. Michelle was a brown haired cheerleader and Audrey was a blonde basketball player. The two more athletic girls jumped on the more petite Kenya, in the girl's bathroom. They pummeled her and ripped her sweater off. The fight ended with Kenya knocked to the floor bawling. I had the next class with Kenya. She came in late with a check out (of school) slip for the teacher to sign. Her face was red and puffy and her sweater was badly stretched out of shape.
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One day at the mall, I was hanging out with some friends. With us was a knockout named Kara. This girl named Linda walked up to her, said something about her messing with her boyfriend, then clobbered Kara with a punch to her mouth. This sent Kara spinning around and slamming into the wall. By the time she got her senses back Linda was gone. I was surprised Kara never went after her because she was always talking tough. She told me that she couldn't stand Linda's boyfriend and besides "only trashy girls got in fights." In truth, I guess she figured that she could get worse than a bloodied mouth if she pushed the issue.
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Now that I'm out of school I work at a machine shop that makes tools. While outside during lunch, I saw my first full-blown catfight. A co-worker of mine had recently been divorced and had started dating another girl. That week him and his ex-wife, Susan, had started discussing reconciliation. On this particular day, she even came up to the shop during our lunch break. She was short, pudgy, and mean, and we could not figure out why he would consider going back to her. Especially when his new girlfriend, Shelby, was beautiful and much friendlier.
As we were sitting around eating lunch, Shelby showed up. She either had gotten word that Susan was here or had decided to surprise her boyfriend. Either way she was mad. She got out of her car screaming at Susan, telling her that she had had her chance and she blew it. Susan responded with various character references of her own. Shelby was taller and thinner, but appeared to be in good shape. Susan abhorred exercise, but was mean as a snake, therefore I figured she would cream the lovely Shelby. Not a chance. Shelby hit Susan with a flurry of punches, while Susan just did her best to defend herself. In the blur of activity, they both ended up on the ground where it turned into a hair pulling wrestling match. This was when Susan got in her only good shots of the fight and in fact was able to bloody Shelby's nose. With the sight of blood, we immediately broke it up. When they both stood up I noticed Shelby had the bleeding nose, while Susan had a bruised eye, puffy lips, and red scratch marks all over her face and neck.
Susan threatened to file assault charges on Shelby, but decided not to when, for some reason, my co-worker decided to take her back. She figured that she may have lost the battle but she won the war.
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The only thing close to a catfight that I've ever seen, happened at work the other day. I work in an office and my boss is named Ms. Green. She is in her early 40's but is still a knockout blonde. She is about 5'7 and probably weighs between 120 and 130. Despite her age she still has great legs and likes to show them off by wearing short skirts. No one can really stand her though, because she is very strict and loves to micro-manage everyone.
On this particular day Ms. Green was on a rampage. For some reason she really got mad at one of my co-workers named Laura. Laura was a real nice girl, but she does have a temper. Ms. Green stood in front of her, hands on hips and legs spread wide, scolding her for some mistake. Laura said she did not know what came over her but she couldn't control herself. As she sat there taking the verbal abuse suddenly her foot shot out in a sudden kicking motion and nailed Ms. Green in her spread out crotch. It was obviously a well-aimed strike as well because Ms. Green dropped to her knees like a rock. Laura apologized profusely but as soon as Ms. Green could speak she fired her.
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I recently saw a vicious catfight between two nurses I work with at a medium security prison. Both nurses had recently had a baby and returned from maternity leave. Brenda had worked at the prison for over 3 years and was nice and very popular with the staff. Leslie had transferred from another prison and was regarded as a back stabber. There was a rumor that she had dated a former inmate.
Leslie was very bossy and b###hy towards Brenda and the two had words in the parking lot that erupted into a bloody catfight. I will describe the two nurses. They were both in their early thirties. Brenda was an Irish girl with light black hair and was about 5'4" and weighted about 140 at the time of fight (still carrying a few extra pounds from pregnancy). Leslie was a large black woman, about 5'6" and weighed about 175 (also carrying a few leftover pounds from pregnancy).
They had been arguing at work and I followed them out when they left and kept my distance behind them. They were in each other's faces and Brenda called Leslie "a f##king b###h". Looking at them nose to nose I would have bet my house on Leslie, she was much bigger and looked meaner. Leslie said "I will beat the snot out of you". Brenda responded "I'm not afraid of you". Leslie punched Brenda in the face splitting her lip. They began grabbing each other's hair and Leslie had Brenda in a headlock and began punching her in the face. Brenda's whole face was red and her right eye was cut pretty bad. Brenda tried scratching Leslie's face and neck. Brenda was taking a beating as Leslie continued pounding her in the face and head. Leslie punched Brenda in the stomach and knocked the wind out of her, doubling her over. She followed up with and upper cut that broke Brenda's nose and covered her face with blood and dropped her on the ground. Leslie began kicking Brenda in the face, head, and stomach and several officers ran over to break it up.
Brenda was crying on the ground and spitting out blood (I later found out that she lost three of her front teeth). Her husband was called and came and brought her to the hospital. Brenda was a complete mess after the fight. Her right eye was swollen shut and there was blood all over her and in her hair. Leslie has since transferred back to the prison she had worked at before. Brenda was out of work for about two weeks and I heard has been put on medication and sees a therapist now. This was a vicious one-sided fight.
