[Freefall]

The QOTB tour continues with a HIGH PROFILE beach battle between Hollywood Bombshell Scarlett Johannson and Social Media ROYALTY Kim Kardashian.

Kim and Scarlett have circled each other for years and will settle the score on the seashore.

Johansson is highly trained from Avengers roles and is a well-rounded beach battler

Meanwhile, Kardashian possesses some of the most imposing weapons on the tour... she is a "WELL ROUNDED" beach brawler in her own right.

Can the Oscar winner take out the tabloid trash?
Or does Kim K bury the blonde?


VOTING IS OPEN and Story will follow

[JT Edson]

I LOVE this one. They have even stats and both are incredibly sexy. This will be a great little catfight fantasy. I see them going at it pretty hard, but I have to give the win to Scarlett. I think she has probably had a lot more training for all her movie rolls.

[Ginny38]

I think Kim outweighs Scarlett by around 20 lbs., it's not the only thing, but on beach sand having that big a weight edge HAS to be an advantage. (Stamina is also a factor to consider, and there I give Johansson the edge.) But as usual in a fight, it will come down to mental toughness....

...and the writer's ability to deftly weave a coherent narrative using simile, metaphor, and classical allusion.

I hope to see the winner (and the writer) happily gamboling off the beach sand - hand in hand - toward the library to check out the reference room copy of Roget's Thesaurus to find out what the hell I was talking about! (I know I AM!)

BTW: Have I mentioned HOW MUCH I LOVE these Beach Tour stories? If not, I really, really, do!! (so know that stuff above was posted with love and affection to any and all writers to give us the stories! It's appreciated more than you know.)

[Freefall]

The poll is closed and story is beeing finalized
Thanks to all the voters you will see the match very soon.

The next poll will be posted shortly...
Get ready for a Queen of the Beach FLASHBACK to 1980
To a pivotol match in QOTB history

[boobytrap]

My money's on Scarlett, she's needs revenge on the Kim for the after tourney beach fight where she was drugged, beaten, humiliated, and most likely passed around like a joint in the afterparty. Kim's about to get beat like free range, organically grown eggs.

[Ginny38]

My money's on Scarlett, ...she was drugged, beaten, humiliated, and most likely passed around like a joint in the afterparty.

Damn! You've just described my ENTIRE college experience and passed it off as a bad thing. And those were the BEST years of my wretched life.

Hey, just as an afterthought, now that pot is legal (some places) does that make being "passed around like a joint in the afterparty" alright now? (just curious, not - presently - being passed around, or anything)