TV presenter
Kate Garraway, 51, continued an almost uninterrupted series of defeats for pop princess
Katy Perry. The shorter but bustier and heavier older woman first humiliated the only 33 year old pop star by winning a beauty competition against her, being voted the sexier woman, then finished her opponent in the ring, successfully battling Perry’s smaller boobs with hers, and wrestling her.
Katy was devastated and in shock, but soon after her all-over loss to the much older opponent she announced she will prove that she
’won’t be conquered by old women doing sad little jobs for boring daily TV shows’.
That remark caused ‘weather girl’
Carol Kirkwood to challenge the pop princess.
At the age of 58 years, Ms Kirkwood stands at a proud height of 5’9”, and tells the press she’d
’trash Katy Perry in every possible way’.
Katy shows herself very confident that this time she’d
’show an old hag where her place is, and that she should better keep her mouth shut.’Carol and Katy subsequently have a bitter verbal mud slinging on social media and in TV interviews. When Katy states on Twitter that Carol is too far gone and should move to a senior citizens’ residence Carol flexes her arms in a TV studio while commenting,
’Really, Katy? Have you looked at these arms? Perhaps this senior citizen will squash you to a pulp and make you see what a pathetic little girl you are!’ When the two women finally meet in the studio to announce their fight to the TV audience Katy is initially frustrated at having to look up at the tall blonde towering over her in high heels while Katy has come in flats. However, realising that the height difference will be less prominent when they meet barefoot in the ring Katy ignores Carol’s height and immediately suggests that she and Carol should have a test of strength through arm wrestling.
Carol smirks, cups her underbust with both hands, and mocks the pop princess,
’I’ll be happy to pin your pencil arms, little girl, and then perhaps smash your little walnut boobies with these melons of mine?’’Pencil arms? Katy repeats indignantly while staring at Carol’s breasts one cup size bigger than hers.
’Look at your flabby old woman’s arms with your skin dangling, stupid old hag!’Katy raises her arms to flex her biceps, and Carol does the same, straining her muscles to intimidate her rival. - Which woman will make an impression on her opponent - and which lady will win a battle in which they compete in comparison of sex appeal, boob power, and strength?
KATY PERRY: 33 years, 5’6”, 59 kg, cup 32D
CAROL KIRKWOOD: 58 years, 5’9”, 67 kg, 34D
Below: Carol and Katy were asked to demonstrate with a stunning photograph in which they wear animal print their
’raw sexiness’.
‘That’s easily done!’ replied Carol and provided these pictures of hers in a leather skirt and leopard print blouse.
Below: Katy was quick to answer when she saw Carol’s sexy photos and provided her own, wearing a sexy vintage skirt and leopard print blouse to match Carol’s.
Carol mocked Katy when she looked at the pictures the pop princess used to compete with her:
’Well, it’s impressive to see you only just manage to wear the same blouse as me on your scrawny frame without looking like a clown, but, little skinny girl, what you need is a pair of boobs to fill it!’Katy, furious at Carol’s ridicule, reacts promptly, retaliating with an insult likewise:
’Oh, look who’s talking - it’s the fat old cow whose fat ass bursts the seams of her skirt! Now, you listen to me, fatty! I’m getting all the votes for being the only sexy gal here, because you look like a bag lady who’s out to scavenge the neighbourhood’s trash cans for half eaten grease burgers! How can you even think of competing with me?’Carol feels like lunching at Katy to scratch her eyes out but merely keeps to the verbal mud slinging battle:
’You pathetic bundle of bones! You, sexier than me? Just imagine the delusion! Have you ever even looked at a woman with real curves, and at one with actual muscles, too, for that matter? Girl, I’ll destroy you in a vote for who’s the sexy woman here, and then, after I’ve flattened your little boobies, too, with mine, I’ll finish you in the ring slamming your scrawny ass on the canvas until you’ll beg me to have mercy on you!’Katy: ‘OMG, and you talk about me being deluded? Really? Now, listen to me carefully, fat old hag, when I slam your fatass to the canvas the spectators will see the fat squirting out of you! I’ll slam you there until I’ve squeezed all the fat out of you no matter how fucking much of it there is, I don’t mind getting into a sweat doing it! You’ll be the laughing stock for all, you’ll regret having stepped into a ring with me! I’ll rip your milk udders off you and stuff them down your throat, you’ll be begging me to stop dismembering you while you’re in there with me!’Carol: ‘Biiig words for such a small girl! You keep talking about my “fat”, well, your brain is probably too small for the thought entering it that what you mistake for fat on me could actually be the muscles of a real woman who’s strong enough to kick your bony ass to the moon and back! I’ll show you fat when you’re in the ring with me! I’ll break one of your bones after the other until you beg me on your knees to let you go and recover from that fight in intensive care. There won’t even be much of a fight. I’ll take you by your legs and swing you up and down with your head bumping on the floor!’Katy: ‘It’s sad how dumb you are! I’m 25 years younger than you and I can finish you with one hand while having a sandwich and cup of coffee with the other! I don’t even need to make an effort!’Carol: ‘What if the 25 years older one is inches taller than you, has some healthy meat, boobs and muscle on her, and is, in short, so much more of a woman than you she makes you look like a twig, huh?’Katy no longer replied to Carol but prepared for the competition and fight with her rival.
Carol flexed her arms in front of a mirror comparing her biceps with what she had seen of Katy’s in some pictures.
Below: Carol flaunts her bust and tells her fans she will flatten Katy Perry’s boobs with hers.
Below: Katy puts on a sexy leather bustier to push up her boobs and make them look more impressive before announcing to her fans that she will reduce Carol Kirkwood’s tits to pancakes with hers.
’Carol’s boobs may be bigger in size, but when my much younger, tough girls are finished with them they’ll be a sad sight!’ 
Below: Carol Kirkwood
Below: Katy Perry
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