Katy Perry vs Johanna Seiler: Pop Princess Fights Beer Queen

herboyfriend · « **on:** September 03, 2018, 08:58:39 PM »

German pop princess Lena Meyer Landrut is not happy.
It all began well when she entered a fierce competition with her rival from California, Katy Perry, and, during a battle of voices live onstage, was immediately at an advantage being voted the better singer of the two. Her gloating over humiliated Perry was not of short duration either - Lena went on to win a beauty contest against Katy, and finally almost to reduce the Californian Gurl to tears when she slammed her opponent’s arm in an armwrestling match.
Lena’s fans started to celebrate her as the next girl joining the female German pop stars who beat Katy - just after muscle-power-lady Beatrice Egli and singing talent Annemarie Eilfeld had destroyed Perry onstage and in the ring - but they didn’t know how premature their message ‘You’ve got that bitch on her knees, queen Lena!’ was.
At the start, the fight in the ring seemed as if the two women had an equal chance; then, it even tended to go in Lena’s favor, so that her fans kept cheering for her while Katy seemed to lose ground.
Suddenly, Katy landed a few well placed powerful punches while Lena was still fighting bitchy, mainly pulling Katy’s hair, slapping her boobs with her hands, and tugging violently at Katy’s top trying to expose her boobs to the audience’s sight.
Katy was not going to have a girlie fight. She had vowed to her fans she’d score a win against a German pop star before leaving the country, and now she was determined not to let one hit wonder Lena get the better of her.
Lena was not prepared for Katy beginning an increasingly hard and brutal style. She was used to tearing a woman’s hair out, but with fists being swung into her jaw she couldn’t cope. It didn’t take long before she was lying sprawled out on the ring’s floor, at Katy’s feet.
Katy Perry stood over the only half conscious woman, feet wide apart and arms raised to flex her biceps, smiling, and basking the in the knowledge her fans were, in that moment, in awe of her. She had kept her promise to them; she destroyed Lena after announcing she’d do that to at least one opponent in Germany.

Amongst Lena’s fans, there is one woman who now appears on the scene and challenges Katy.
The Bavarian Beer Queen (‘bayerische Bier Königin’) Johanna Seiler, 26, is determined to use her newly created fame and influence to step into the ring with Katy only in order to, in her words, ’avenge poor Lena by thrashing that little bitch’s naked bottom pink and raw’.
Katy Perry is amused by Johanna’s threats. ’She’ll do what? Oh gawd, before she thrashes any body part of mine I’ll wind her three times around the nearest lamp post!’
Lena asks Katy through an interview broadcast at a TV channel to fight her in a ring at the famous Oktoberfest in Munich, and Katy agrees to it.

The two women start with a traditional test of strength in which two opponents would hold a heavy and full 1 litre glass of beer in one hand with their arm held out straight and horizontally; the woman who still has her arm up while her opponent gives in to the weight and has to lower her heavy glass is the winner.

That will happen on the stage next to the ring after one of the women, either Katy or Johanna, has been voted the ‘Sexy Beauty Queen’.

Finally, Katy and Johanna will step into the ring for a full on wrestling match.

Johanna brags to her Bavarian fans about the upcoming fight: ’Little Katy’s always fighting in her pathetic pink boxing trunks, right? Guess what I’ll do! I’ll fight her in my Dirndl dress, and after ripping that pink thing off her and giving her a good thrashing I’ll send her out of the ring naked! Imagine the humiliation, turning up in the ring wearing boxing gear just to get destroyed by a girl in a cute dress!’

Katy threatens Johanna not any less: ’How is she going to do that, poor thing? I’ll rip that ridiculous beer maid costume into such tiny shreds she won’t even recognise that was once a dress of hers! I’ll hogtie her with what’s left of it and make her lick my feet before ever letting her go!’

KATY PERRY: 33 years, 5’6”

JOHANNA SEILER: 26 years, 5’7”

BELOW: Johanna Seiler, ‘Bavarian Beer Queen’, is going to fight Katy Perry while wearing her Dirndl dress.
Katy Perry: ’I’m gonna show her where she’ll get with her arrogance, thinking she can fight me in a dress like that! Okay, so she wants to be a stupid little girl - let her! What she can’t do in that ridiculous granny skirt: Any high kicks to match those I’m gonna swing in her face! She’ll regret being so arrogant to not wear any fighting gear!’

BELOW: Katy Perry in her fighting outfit. Determined to conquer Johanna and to drop her at Lena’s feet, she wants to aim high kicks at the tall blonde’s chin.
Johanna Seiler: ’Can you imagine how humiliating it is to enter the ring in full fighting gear only to be defeated by a girl in a cute dress? Well, that’s what I’m going to do to her! Not sure yet if I’ll rather use those pink boxing trunks for hog tying her or to stuff them into her mouth.’

BELOW: Katy trains for her test of strength in which she and Johanna will determine which woman can hold up a full, heavy glass for longer with her arm straight.