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KATY PERRY: I WILL NOT REST BEFORE CONQUERING THE SPICE GIRLS!

by CelebToday correspondent Nancy Fanciful




Melanie Chisholm, former 'Sporty Spice' in the girl pop group Spice Girls, triumphed over Californian pop princess Katy Perry during a wrestling match in which she conquered and humiliated her opponent. On Melanie entering the ring flexing her biceps Katy was shocked to see that her own arms compared like pencils to tree trunks looking at Melanie's insanely muscular arms. After the fight the loser had to apologise for the feud the two women had, and kiss the winner's feet while on her knees - that degrading part of the rules unfortunately for Katy turned out to apply to her, but shortly after the humiliating ordeal of worshipping Melanie (who had already brought Katy to an orgasm during the fight) Perry announced she will not rest before defeating one of the 'Spice Girls'. She challenged any one of the 'girls' to step forward to fight her, and it didn't take long before Geri Halliwell took up the challenge.
Now the two women will compete in a battle of voices, posing, boob fighting breast on breast, arm wrestling, and fighting in the ring.



I'm Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy, bringing to you exclusively these latest news from the celeb catfight scene.






GERI HALLIWELL: 46 years, 5'1", 54 kg

KATY PERRY: 34 years, 5'6", 59 kg



BELOW: Both women claim to have the bigger pair of breasts, but Geri and Katy will eventually settle their disagreement over 'boob power' in a boob fight contest in which one of the ladies will squash her opponent's breasts with her own.









BELOW: While they start their night of competition in the arena posing the audience has to decide: Which woman looks better in a bikini?











Below: Geri Halliwell


















Below: Katy Perry