MODEL PENNY 'UNDERBUST' CONFIRMED TO HAVE A FIGHT IN THE RING WITH KATY PERRYBy Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyHow it happened: A summary of a newcomer's short trail of destruction - and what she did next...Model Miss Deadly Red, 26, enjoyed an unsuspected twin-success defeating pop stars Katy Perry and Taylor Swift one after the other. Elated, she proceeded to fight rival model Stefania Ferrario but in spite of winning a sexy woman contest against her and even making her opponent orgasm during a scissorhold was eventually defeated by Stefania who made Miss Deadly Red pass out through the pressure of her strong legs.
Miss Deadly Red was devastated but decided to play down her loss publishing videos of her fights with Swift and Perry on YouTube and her website.
Then, she met with model Penny Brown, better known by her stage name Penny Underbust, and saw an opportunity to goad her into challenging Katy Perry. Miss red told her about controversial remarks Katy made in the past about 'fat girls', on the grounds that Penny, with a weight of 85 kg while standing at a height of 5'10", is by no means a lightweight lady.
Miss Deadly Read later admitted to having felt uncomfortable in the presence of 'Underbust' whose gigantic enhanced breasts which can only be contained in an enormous 38O sized bra outboobs Read's bust by eleven sizes. In the end, the visit to Penny's home was worth it though.
It did not take long before Penny Underbust told Katy Perry she wants to fight her.
Katy Perry vs Penny Underbust...Katy Perry agreed, but when she met Penny Underbust for the first time she was at first shocked at the girl's extreme mammaries. With her own cup size of 32D, Katy's boobs have got a mere 22.22% of that of Penny's - however, on finding out that Penny wears gigantic implants she became quickly confident she can even fight those tits with hers.
She pointed out to her rival that her own breasts are 'strong and firm, likely to go like bullets through the mess of squishy fat and silicone' which Penny so proudly often displays.
Katy further predicted that she will throw Penny off balance in the ring and sit on her until her opponent submits.
Penny, on the contrary, is convinced she will lift Katy and crush her in her arms. Each of the ladies having claimed to be the stronger one as well as the one with the better fighting skills, Penny and Katy are now scheduled to compete and fight in Las Vegas shortly, and CelebToday will cover the event online, so make sure to watch this space!
KATY PERRY: 34 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D
PENNY UNDERBUST: 33 years, 5'10", 85 kg, 38O
Penny 'Underbust': 'How should I pancake your whole little body, Californian slip of a Gurl, with my boobs or my hips? Difficult decisions!'
Katy Perry: 'You're a 5'10" tall sorry looking huge embarrassment. Feeble minded and feeble bodied...please, don't even call yourself a woman!'
Penny: 'Little girl, you should sit down and have a cup of tea with me so we can talk this over if you don't want to get squashed like a fly by me...don't you think so?'
Katy: 'Fattie, you must stop making a fool of yourself! Don't you know how ridiculous you look with your two monstrous silicone aberrations? Just take a look at my two girls here - see, that's what a real woman's breasts are like: They're real, strong and resilient, and will batter your ugly mess into something even uglier!'
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