NADJA AUERMANN TAKES KATY PERRY TO THE WRESTLING RINGby Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyKaty Perry was devastated after her last fight with another woman. Her biggest female enemy in politics,
Sarah Palin, bested her by a large margin in an IQ test competition and, right after letting Katy have the humiliating discovery that Sarah's brain power significantly overshadowed her own, dominated the pop princess in the wrestling ring giving her a very unwanted orgasm during the match and finally squashing her into a decided defeat.
Now, an opportunity to redeem herself has come from an unexpected source: model
Nadja Auermann has challenged her to a match in the ring. Katy gladly accepted the challenge and both ladies are now ready to step into the ring for their contest.
KATY PERRY: 34 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D
NADJA AUERMANN: 48 years, 5'11", 58 kg, 36B
NADJA AUERMANN, below, about Katy: 'She's an overrated, weak casting couch pop whore who can neither sing nor fight. I'll kick her fat bum around the ring to make her the biggest laughing stock ever. Oh, wait a minute, Sarah Palin already did that when she proved to her that she's as stupid as a wet slice of bread when she obliterated her in their IQ test battle! Oh, Katy, you poor thing, and now attempting to fight me?'
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image uploadKATY PERRY, below, about Nadja: 'That anaemic skeleton is a joke! I'll flip her over with my thumb and hold her down with my toes. Her brittle bones will be strewn over the whole arena when I'm finished with her! I'll rip that skinny bitch to shreds like a shredder a sheet of paper! And she thinks she's intelligent? Well, her thinking she has a fucking chance to fight me proves that delusion wrong, doesn't it!'
