KEIRA KNIGHTLEY AND TAYLOR SWIFT ANNOUNCE TO DESTROY EACH OTHER IN REMATCHThe actress told the Queen of Pop she demands another fight in the ring with herBy Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyIt was two years ago when
Keira Knightley had a fight with songbird
Ariana Grande and made mincemeat of the small, delicate singer. Unfortunately for her, she was then faced with the wrath of
Katy Perry who stepped into the ring with Keira to avenge Ariana, and completely took the agonized actress apart.
Keira then challenged
Taylor Swift but after a long exhausting battle both women, sweating and panting, limped from the ring leaving an unsettled match behind in which neither one of the ladies had succeeded in her attempt to get the upper hand.
Now, after two years, Keira has challenged Taylor for a rematch, to prove to her fans that she is capable of defeating her.
Both Taylor and Keira have released statements to their fans brimming with confidence:
KEIRA:
'Watch me in the arena when I finally take Taylor Swift apart! After a night of bad luck two years ago she and I will meet in the ring again, and I promise to you, my loyal fans and friends, I will NOT be the one to regret it!'TAYLOR:
'Oh, the despair of that third rate feeble little actress! She wants a fight again and it's alright with me, but this time I'll have my fans witnessing me pounding her into the ground. She should have kept her big mouth shut, but, well, it's too late now and she'll have to bear the consequences of her foolish bravery.'KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: 34 years, 5'7", 54 kg, 32A
TAYLOR SWIFT: 29 years, 5'10", 60 kg, 32B
Below: Keira flexing her muscles
Below: Taylor flexing her muscles
BELOW: KEIRA KNIGHTLEY will fight in this floor length prom dress: 'I'm going to rip Taylor's dress to bits before she can even cause the slightest tear in mine!'
BELOW: TAYLOR SWIFT has decided on this cocktail dress to fight in: 'Let's see how she'll brag about her appearance when I rip that hideous gown off her in halves and send her out of the ring in her panties! Does she wear a bra under that? I guess not - what for, after all, haha!'
