MELLISA CLARKE VS HARRIOTTE LANE: TWO UNDEFEATED QUEENS OF WRESTLING CHALLENGE EACH OTHERA New Year's Special Event hosted by CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyby our correspondent Nancy Fanciful
For our loyal readers,
CelebToday presents a
New Year's Eve special event right at the end of this year involving two very recent
queens of female wrestling each of which has, so far, been undefeated by any opponent.
Page Three model
Mellisa Clarke has the shortest but not an unspectacular history of fighting. With only two fights she has made herself a respectable name since entering the women's fights scene only a few weeks ago. As her debut, she conquered pop princess Katy Perry, and in the second confrontation defeated the eight and a half inch taller actress Elisabeth Debicki.
Mellisa's opponent in this end of the year special fight might be her biggest challenge yet. In the ring she will meet the ten years younger fashion model
Harriotte Lane.
That young lady, since her eighteenth birthday several months ago, already looks back at an amazing career in the ring, with not less than already four fights, each of which she emerged from as the undisputed winner.
Harriotte started out exactly in the way Mellisa made her successful debut later on - she stepped into the ring with pop princess Katy Perry and made mincemeat of the eventually terrified singer. Then she proceeded to face Britain's tallest woman Jessica Pardoe, to defeat the six foot ten inch lady (who, by the way, surprisingly never has won any of the fights she has had so far). After that, Harriotte proceeded to give queen of pop Taylor Swift a thrashing, and finally Swedish fashion designer Emilia de Poret's attempt to handle Harriotte could not stop the eighteen year old girl's hurricane-like wave of success either.
Now, these two ladies, Mellisa and Harriotte, are about to stand face to face in the ring, each lady keen on leaving the arena still being celebrated as the undefeated queen of wrestling after defeating her until then undefeated rival.
Mellisa, at the age of 28, weighing 56 kg, stands 5'6", looking up at 6'0" tall Harriotte who is 18 and weighs 60 kg.
Mellisa has already defeated a woman decidedly bigger and heavier than herself; while talking to
CelebToday she said,
'Harriotte is certainly a challenge, but I'm confident I can handle her. It would be so awesome to be the girl who breaks her chain of continuous wins, and step out of the ring as the winner!'Harriotte also opened up to let us know her thoughts on her upcoming fight:
'Mellisa is apparently a strong girl, but I'm looking forward to testing my strength on her and seeing who's the better girl. I have a feeling I might be a bigger challenge for her than she perhaps thinks.'The two women will armwrestle, bearhug, and finally have a full on wrestling match - but all of that will only take place after a beauty contest between them the outcome of which will be decided through a poll presented to the readers of
CelebToday. Your vote will count in deciding which lady is the prettier, sexier one!
The fight between Mellisa Clarke and Harriotte Lane is scheduled to take place at the STAPLES CENTER in LOS ANGELES; tickets are sold through
ticketblaster and
celebtoday.cum.
MELLISA: 28 years, 5'6", 56 kg
HARRIOTTE: 18 years, 6'0", 60 kg
MELLISA CLARKE:
HARRIOTTE LANE: