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MELLISA CLARKE VS JESSICA PARDOE: THE SUCCESSFUL PAGE THREE GIRL TO GO INTO BATTLE AGAINST 'TALLEST WOMAN'

By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy





Newcomer Harriotte Lane who won her first four fights has been dethroned by her most recent, fifth, opponent, the ten years older page three model Mellisa Clarke.
It was Mellisa's third fight in which she defeated Harriotte; previously she emerged victoriously from battling against pop princess Katy Perry and actress Elisabeth Debicki.
Now, Mellisa faces a woman unique in her own right, Britain's currently tallest woman Jessica Pardoe (27). In spite of her intimidating height of 6'10" Jessica has never won any of the wrestling matches she's been involved in. Asked about her upcoming challenge of stepping into the ring with model Mellisa she told CelebToday, 'I'm not going to be brought to my knees by a little page three girl! This time I'll be the one who rules throughout the fight, through to Mellisa's bitter defeat.'
Mellisa, of course, doesn't share Jessica's view on their impending fight. She told our interviewer, 'It may be tough to stand up to a woman sixteen inches taller at first sight but let's look at the truth: Jessica has not won a single fight, and there's a good chance she never will. I'm confident I'll handle her, just like all her previous opponents have done so far.
Will Mellisa be able to continue her uninterrupted success? Time will tell, celebtoday.com will cover this fight for all its loyal readers on a live ticker when the event takes place, so be sure to watch this space!





MELLISA: 28 years, 5'6"

JESSICA: 27 years, 6'10"





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