KATEY VS KATY: THE ACTRESS AND THE POP PRINCESSAgeing star Katey Sagal claims she can score repeated victory over Katy Perry
by Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyPop princess
Katy Perry has just had yet another unpleasant time travel experience. Meeting actress
Jane Russell in Hollywood in the year 1956, she was mercilessly conquered by a 35 year old Jane in a beauty contest, and successively squashed in a test of strength for which the two women met in the ring, a match during which Jane also masturbated an almost helpless Katy to an orgasm.
Katy's loss to Jane Russell was the third defeat she endured during challenges of Hollywood actresses of the 1950s by means of her time machine; her quest to face the ladies of those days has, so far, been without any of the success she was hoping to look back at proudly.
Back in the present day, instead of brimming over with pride, she had decided to take a break from fights while overcoming her humiliation through Jane - however, things have turned out differently.
Susan Sarandon, a 73 year old actress, soon has indirectly brought a new challenge to Katy Perry. Susan has long become Perry's ultimate nemesis, having fought Katy not less than three times, and defeated her on every occasion in spite of being more than double the pop princess's age.
After Katy's encounter with Jane Russell Sarandon remarked to co actress
Katey Sagal, 'How does the poor girl expect to handle a Jane Russell kind of woman at her own age when she gets regularly squashed by vintage ladies like us?' Sagal laughed at this, and she and Susan addressed Katy Perry on various occasions in social media making fun of her. Katey Sagal shares Susan Sarandon's success - she had two battles with Katy and won both.
Katy has reacted to Katey Sagal's taunts with anger. She tweeted her and told her she'd be perfectly able to handle her since she has had a lot of training and wouldn't need to be afraid of a 66 year old.
Katey told the pop princess she would not only still be capable of 'squashing her in her bare hands' but even win a battle of voices in a singing contest if Katy was brave enough to go against her. Katy Perry has now already told her fans she's ready to meet Katey Sagal once again and this time 'show her where her place is'.
CelebToday will keep you updated on this new battle 'Katey vs Katy'.
KATEY SAGAL: 66 years, 5'9", 145 lbs, 36C
KATY PERRY: 35 years, 5'6", 130 lbs, 32D
Below: Katey Sagal in her battle of voices competing against Katy Perry
https://youtu.be/AZtAOPC8ObwBelow: Katy Perry in her battle of voices competing against Katey Sagal
https://youtu.be/vgrE-p6v5BYBELOW: KATEY SAGAL
BELOW: KATY PERRY
