CLAIRE FOY AND CÉLINE DION - TWO ANGRY LADIES
The actress and the popstar will battle it out while wearing leather dressesBy Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyIt was
Jessica Pardoe's long hoped for triumph - the tallest woman Britain's, standing an incredible 6'10" in her bare feet - had never won any of her fights...until she stepped into the ring with actress
Claire Foy. Claire, who looked alarmingly diminutive in front of Jessica whose underbust she barely reached with the top of her head, had already lost a beauty contest between the two women and was pinned by her opponent in an arm wrestling competition when Jessica finally crushed her little rival in a bone grinding bearhug while keeping her lifted off the floor, then even masturbated helpless Claire to an orgasm and ended the actress' ordeal with a thorough spanking for which she kept her wedged under her arm and draped over her lap.
Jessica was ecstatic - and celebrated by her cheering fans - with an exhausted, spent, and humiliated Claire, in her red pleated leather dress which she wears for every fight, sprawled facedown on the ring's floor.
Canadian superstar
Céline Dion commented on Ms Foy's defeat: 'Poor little thing! Didn't she lose her last two battles with other women even before she had the bizarre idea to fight that incredible girl? She was even defeated by Selena Gomez' mom, I remember...really, just imagine that, Selena's mom! I'd advice Claire to try her luck with Ariana Grande; with a bit of luck she might not get thrashed by her, too."
Claire did not receive Céline's stinging ridicule calmly but replied to her being unmistakably annoyed: 'And I'd advice you, Céline, to keep your big mouth shut! Perhaps you want to step into the ring with me yourself so I can see how long you will last in a match with me? I might give you something to think about but hardly to brag about if you've got the courage to fight!'
Not long after their spat, Céline announced she was ready for a wrestling match with Claire anytime. She even challenged the considerably younger woman to a beauty contest prior to the fight, stating she'd also wear a leather dress better and sexier than Claire's. Claire declared herself ready to compete with Céline during an ensuing press conference, and we at
CelebToday are looking forward to presenting to you through our live ticker the progress of the battle between the two ladies.
CÉLINE DION: 52 years, 5'7", 55 kg, 34A
CLAIRE FOY: 36 years, 5'3", 50 kg, 34A
Below: CÉLINE, in the leather dress she'll wear for her fight with Claire. She announced to her fans she's got the sexier dress and will beat the younger woman in a beauty contest.
Below: CLAIRE, wearing her red leather dress. 'Does Céline actually think she can compete with my sex appeal at her age? It will be a hard lesson for her.'
