(Poll Result:
https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?topic=82380.msg578929#msg578929)
Naomi Kyle:
Maria Sharapova:
THE FIGHT:What started off as a solemn event on Facebook, quickly shaped into something similar to the hype surrounding the Area 51 raid. However, this time, it was to come to fruition. Two women, both renowned in their own fields of work, toe-to-toe in a no-holds-barred fight in the O2 arena in London. Their fans asked, and the two ravishing ladies accepted. It's not every day you get to see two attractive women go head-to-head against each other, hell-bent on hurting the other in whatever way possible. When asked about the event in a press conference, Maria brushed it off: "I have never met Naomi, and quite frankly, if we were to meet, why would I fight her?"
Her question was a very genuine one: Why would they fight? That question had echoed all over the internet, and was quickly replaced with another question: When would they fight and where?
Contributors from all over the world managed to put together a handsome sum of money, a little over 50 million Dollars. The event gained more traction, and more money. That sum swelled immediately, doubling within a week, with ticket sales expected to take the prize money up three-folds! Naomi was asked to comment on the event by papparazi right outside her neighbourhood. Informed of the prize money, she craned her neck, in what was said to be a look of disbelief, before strutting away. Later, it was claimed by the person running the event that Naomi had asked for a quote, and she was given it. 250 million for the winner, 50 million for the loser. The news quickly caught fire, with Maria being pestered about it in every press conference, every time shutting down the topic more aggressively.
Eventually, the topic started to die down, the money seemingly going to waste as eager fans and news outlets stopping hyping up the potential fight.
Until one day, after a jubilant Maria arrived at a press conference after a disappointing loss and she had only one thing to announce: "I have agreed to the fight at the O2 against Naomi, and I've been told she has too. See you there on the 24th!" The reporters looked at each other in shock, pushing Maria for more, but all she had to say was: "Tickets are on sale, make sure to be there!" And so started the frenzy. Men and women alike rushing to buy tickets for what would be a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The day finally came, and the stadium was packed! As one would imagine, after tickets had sold out within 6 hours of Maria's announcement. There was a ring smack dead in the middle of the arena, and the crowd was one full of colors. From gamers to sports fans alike, all had come here to witness something they may never get to see again. Two female celebrities, with professions not related to fighting IN ANY WAY, finding themselves on either side of the ring. The fighters were introduced. Maria wearing a white and black bikini with a white and black polka dots top and contrasting bottoms, at 33, 6'2, 130lbs, 36-26-36. Naomi wearing a simple black string bikini, at 34, 121lbs, 34-25-34. On paper, they were well matched, but as soon as they got up from their corners, one could tell where the pendulum was expected to swing.
Ring center was where they met, and faced off. A few pleasantries exchanged and a handshake were followed by the ref detailing the rules, no doubt trying to keep this no-holds-barred fight as civil as one could possible hope for. The anticipation was high, and impatient fans screamed for the match to begin, and so it did. DING DING DING.
Both these girls meant business, and you could see it as their unfocused, undettering eyes scanned each other for weaknesses. Where Maria's movements were more swift and calculated, Naomi's were more quirky and fast. Much to everyone's surprise, Naomi struck first, smartly going low first as her right leg snap kicked out at Maria's left knee. The tall, Russian athlete bent a little with the blow, Naomi capitalized quickly. Smacking her left foot into Maria's inner thigh now to send her foot sliding. While the former tennis pro tried to keep her balance, Naomi was all over her. A quick step forward meant she was deep in enemy territory, sending a threatening elbow to Maria's solar plexus. "OOOOOOOOH!" The crowd winced at the blow, even if it was just Maria feeling the brunt of it as she bent over, coughing. The bets were rolling in quickly. Those that had already put their bets in were either off their chairs, or sat down holding their heads. But while this was all going on, Naomi was dishing out HARD. The former The Daily Fix host had performed an audacious headlock with her left arm and SWUNG to her side, taking Maria to the canvas, where the Russian landed face-front, in blushes no doubt at her much shorter opponent dominating her so far. But this was the perfect position to fight back from. Naomi pushed her luck and kept the headlock on, underestimating her opponent's muscle. She watched in despair as Maria peeled her arm off and quickly tugged her forward, into the clutches many would fantasize to be in, a rear naked choke while the Russian athlete's legs wrapped around her slim waist. A back to Earth experience if anyone had ever seen one, Naomi was now struggling to breath, let alone fight back. Her eyes popped out, hands fighting a lost battle, but she still had one trick up her sleeve.
Another firm elbow to Maria's solar plexus secured Naomi's freedom, and she rolled away, coughing, getting up to all fours while Maria laboured onto her tummy on the canvas. Seeing an opening, Naomi pounced. Another cry from the crowd was heard as Maria's head was slammed into the canvas, the Russian athlete held by the hair as her face was peeled off the floor and her eyes unfocused. Naomi had dug into Maria's blonde mane with her right hand and was controlling her. But where Maria's eyes were unfocused, her mind was not. She grabbed a firm hold of Naomi's wrist, and with a firm shove, took her clutches out of her hair. Forcing a change in her strategy, Maria sent a hammer headbutt into the former IGN host's nose, disorienting her with the hit and forcing her to roll. The Russian athlete followed, waiting till her opponent was on her front before she lunged. The arena had suddenly started cheering, the fans sensing they may just be getting their money from the bets now as Maria dug her left knee into Naomi's lower back, and her right into her shoulder blades, while clutching the shorter blonde's left hand and stretching it behind her back. Naomi could not do much more than smack her feet into the canvas in protest, but this was just a set-up for what was to come. As Naomi tired herself out, slowing down her protests; Maria, in one swift movement, slid her knees off of the shorter blonde's back and rolled her to her back, while she herself slid down to her ass. Legs stretched forward, and Naomi's left arm gripped, Maria laid her legs over her victim's chest, pinning her smaller nemesis down with ease as she locked in the armbar. Naomi kicked, moaned, and tried to raise her chest. The chants made it clear who the crowd was sided with. And who the match was swinging towards. Naomi slapped the canvas with her right hand profusely and Maria bounced her off the hold.
While the former IGN host rolled over to her front and masssaged her arm, the former Russian tennis star walked around triumphantly. The ref raising her arm off of her amazonian body and into the air. Victorious, after a bumpy start, and securing the rumoured $250000000 while Naomi sulked. It wasn't all that bad for her, all things considered, taking a humiliating defeat for $50000000. Right?
