Stephanie McMahon crawled through the ring ropes and looked across the ring at her opponent. A smirk crossed Stephanie's beautiful face as she adjusted her traditional black ring attire. Nicole Eggert stood in the other corner wearing a bright red sports bra, trunks, and boots.
"You really asked for this? A last woman standing match with me?" asked Stephanie as they met in the center of the ring.
"I've been training hard. I've dropped over a hundred pounds and my trainer said I needed a challenge." said Nicole with a smile.
"You should have run a marathon, not asked to get your brains beat out." said Stephanie.
"So concerned about me, you haven't bothered to look at the referee have you?" asked Nicole.
Stephanie turned her head and groaned.
"Hello Steph, remember me?" said Jojo Levesque with a big smile.
Jojo wore a tight white and black striped blouse, black shorts, and black boots.
"I remember the last time we met I smooshed that pretty little face into the mat." said Stephanie.
"I suppose you know the rules, basically there aren't any. You beat on each other until one of you can't answer a ten count." said Jojo.
Jojo gave the signal for the bell and Nicole reached for Stephanie's shoulders. Stephanie ducked under Nicole's arm and brought her knee up into Nicole's soft belly.
"Oohh!" grunted Nicole as she bent over.
Stephanie grabbed Nicole's wrist and twisted her arm over Stephanie's head. Nicole grimaced in pain as Stephanie drove her down to the mat. As Nicole squirmed over on her side, Stephanie used her right leg to grapevine Nicole's left leg, basically pinning the blonde helpless to the mat. Stephanie smiled as she used her free right hand and slid her thumb into Nicole's big belly button and lay the rest of her fingers on the side of Nicole's belly and shook her soft belly. Nicole's face turned crimson when she heard the crowd laughing. First she was embarrassed, then she got mad. Nicole's left hand was free and she used it to swing a hard shot that caught Stephanie right over the heart. Stephanie's eyes widened, her mouth fell open, and her tongue lolled out as she gagged and let go of Nicole. Stephanie stumbled back and sat down gasping heavily.
"That's funny, I didn't think it was possible." said Jojo.
"A heart punch from the mat?" asked Nicole with a smile as she got to her feet.
"No, I didn't think she had a heart." answered Jojo.
Nicole walked up to Stephanie as the brunette was just catching her breath and snapped a hard kick into Stephanie's gut. Stephanie doubled over and rolled to her side on the mat. Nicole used her toe to roll Stephanie over on her back. Nicole hopped and planted both feet on Stephanie's belly, then hopped off. Stephanie groaned and tried to say something. Jojo went down on one knee, planting the knee firmly in Stephanie's belly as she leaned over to hear what Stephanie was saying.
"If she doesn't stop I'm going to pass out. Can't breathe, and your knee in my gut isn't helping any." groaned Stephanie.
"I know." said Jojo with a smile, then stood back up.
"Count her." said Nicole.
Jojo began a fast count that got to six before Stephanie rolled to the ropes and pulled herself up.
"It's hard enough fighting little scrappy over there, fighting the both of you is going to make this tough." said Stephanie as she began to catch her breath.
"Get on her." said Jojo shooting an angry look at Nicole.
Nicole ran toward Stephanie, but Stephanie took a step forward and caught Nicole with a hard clothesline that knocked Nicole flat on her back. Stephanie let loose with a flurry of vicious stomps into Nicole's belly, chest, and head. Stephanie grabbed a handful of Nicole's hair and pulled her to her feet. She pushed Nicole back into the corner, then bent over and drove her shoulder into Nicole's belly. Nicole grunted and groaned as Stephanie repeatedly drove her shoulder into her gut. Stephanie stepped back with a smile as Nicole slithered down the turnbuckles to the mat. Stephanie slapped Jojo in the back of the head.
"Count!" said Stephanie.
Jojo began to slowly count, taking two seconds between each count instead of one. Nicole clenched her teeth and grabbed the middle ropes. Nicole let out a scream as she pulled herself to her feet about the time that Jojo reached four. Nicole leaned back against the turnbuckles gasping for air. Jojo walked into the corner.
"Do you want to continue?" asked Jojo.
Jojo slipped brass knuckles out of her shorts and slid them on Nicole's right hand.
"Are you sure you want to continue?" asked Jojo again.
Stephanie put her hands on Jojo's shoulders and picked her up, turned around, and set Jojo down almost at the middle of the ring.
"This is a last woman standing match, she can't give up and you can't stop it." said Stephanie.
Stephanie turned around toward Nicole just in time to catch a hard right in the forehead. Stephanie's eyes crossed as she went back like a felled tree. Nicole slipped the brass knuckles off and dropped them out of the ring.
"Well count, stupid." said Nicole looking at the dumbfounded Jojo.
"I just never thought a goody two shoes like you would do it." said Jojo with a smile.
Jojo began a normal count and was surprised to see Stephanie stir at six. Stephanie crawled to the ropes and pulled herself up to her feet at the count of nine. Stephanie's feet were unsteady, but she stood. She took a step toward Nicole and dropped to her knees. Stephanie's body heaved in heavy gasps as blood poured down her face.
"Oh this just got a lot easier." said Nicole as she walked up to Stephanie.
Nicole put her left hand behind Stephanie's head and rained down heavy rights into Stephanie's forehead.
It didn't take long for the Billion Dollar Princess' face to become a crimson mask. Stephanie stood up with a European uppercut that caught Nicole under the chin and turned her for a flip. Stephanie slid under the bottom rope and went over to the time keeper's table. A vicious smile crossed Stephanie's lips as she picked up a lead pipe and walked back to the ring. Stephanie slid back under the ropes as Nicole started to get up.
"You can't use that." said Jojo as she caught Stephanie's wrist.
"This is a last woman standing match. I can use anything I want." said Stephanie.
As Stephanie and Jojo struggled over the lead pipe Cheryl Burke ran down the ramp and slid into the ring. Cheryl grabbed Jojo and spun her around.
"I've had just about enough of this farce." said Cheryl as she kicked Jojo in the gut.
Jojo bent over with a look of shock on her face. Cheryl chicken winged Jojo's arms and lifted her into the air where she sat on Cheryl's shoulders.
"Oh no!" gulped Jojo.
Cheryl sat down as she brought the singer back down to the canvas in a power bomb that shook the whole ring. Cheryl picked Jojo up and put her in the corner. Cheryl kicked Jojo in the belly until Jojo sank down to a seated position, then kicked her in the chest and head. When Jojo slumped motionless against the turnbuckles Cheryl put her hand on Jojo's throat and picked her up to her feet. Cheryl unbuttoned Jojo's shirt and pulled it off, leaving her with a black sports bra that had been underneath. Cheryl let Jojo fall, then rolled her out of the ring as Cheryl put on the striped referee shirt. Nicole had picked herself up and stood in one corner while Stephanie stood in another corner, both watching in amazement as their referee was replaced. Nicole looked a little worried as she realized her advantage was gone. She ran toward Stephanie with a look of rage on her face. Stephanie went down on one knee and hit Nicole across the belly with the lead pipe. Nicole fell to her knees bent over.
"Nighty night, Nicole." said Stephanie as she stepped over Nicole.
Stephanie brought the lead pipe down on the back of Nicole's skull and the blonde stiffened. She fell face first to the mat with a moan. Cheryl began to count and rolled her eyes.
"I could count a hundred, but she's not moving." said Cheryl between 5 and 6.
When Cheryl reached ten she motioned for the bell and raised Stephanie's hand. Just as Stephanie stepped away from Cheryl a chair hit Cheryl in the back of the head. Jojo stood over Cheryl's inert form holding the chair with a look of fury on her face. Jojo raised the chair to hit Stephanie, but Stephanie jammed the end of the lead pipe into Jojo's gut.
"Awwhh!" screamed Jojo a she bent over and dropped the chair.
Stephanie chicken winged Jojo and pulled her over top of the chair. Stephanie dropped Jojo face first on the chair with pedigree. Stephanie rolled out of the ring and walked back up the ramp with her hands held high, leaving Nicole, Jojo, and Cheryl laying in the ring.
