BATTLE OF GIGANTIC BOOBSBy Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyBig boobs star
Leanne Crow (32) recently bumped into (and, yes, we mean this even literally) busty model
Anastasiya Berthier (24), an encounter which has led to the announcement of this upcoming battle between two rivalling queens of titanic tits...
Leanne was leaving a well known New York restaurant on 849th Street when she came breast to breast with Anastasiya. The women met in the doorway, each of them unaware of the other's approach until their enormous busts collided.
Leanne stared at the other woman's gigantic boobs, and Anastasiya's eyes were fixed on Leanne's massive assets.
'Can't you watch where you're going with your two bags of lard, you fat cow?' Leanne exploded, and Anastasiya replied quickly, 'Maybe you better park your sagging udders in a cowshed next time, where they belong!'
The two angry ladies stared at each other before they continued hurling insults at each other until finally Leanne spat in Anastasiya's face, a gesture which the assaulted woman returned by spitting at Leanne the same way.
Leanne and Anastasiya eventually collected about fifty fans each from a crowd watching the hostile encounter, inviting them to come along to the gym of a five star hotel where they are now going to settle things between themselves in a boob fight, battling breast to breast, and to decide through a wrestling match in the ring which woman would dominate the other.
LEANNE CROW: 32 years, 5'7", 34M
ANASTASIYA BERTHIER: 24 years, 5'6", 34K
LEANNE:
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