The setting is a sound stage in Hollywood in 1969. The stage is empty except for a small wooden table and several cameras around the room. Doors on either end of the sound stage opened at the same time. Julie Newmar walked into one of the rooms dressed in her form fitting black Catwoman costume. In the other door walked Yvonne Craig wearing her purple Batgirl costume.
"Well well well, look what the cat dragged in." said Yvonne.
"Looks like I wasn't the only one who kept a copy of the costume after the show ended." said Julie looking up and down Yvonne.
"I still get paid for public appearances. I got a letter asking me to come here and five thousand dollars in cash." said Yvonne.
"Me too." said Julie.
They walked up to the table and each one of them picked up a piece of paper off the table.
"There is an extra twenty thousand dollars to the woman who can knock the other out." Julie read out loud.
"This is going to be fun." said Yvonne with a smile.
Julie held her hand up.
"Wait wait wait, if we're going to fight, we have to make some changes. Number one I have to get rid of this mask it limits my vision, I would say you want to get rid of that cowl and wig too." said Julie.
"And the cape, it looks good in a swirl, but does it ever get in the way." complained Yvonne as she unbuttoned her cape. Julie pulled off her mask as Yvonne pulled off her cowl and red wig.
"I had better get rid of these gloves too, wouldn't want to scratch you with the claws." said Julie.
"And our boots, those high heels could be dangerous." said Yvonne.
When they were finished Julie wore the shimmering black lycra body suit and Yvonne her shimmering purple body suit. Julie looked down at Yvonne's bare feet and her red painted toe nails.
"Isn't that cute." said Julie as she wrinkled up her nose.
"You'll be smirking out the other side of your head when I get done little kitty." said Yvonne as she took a defensive stance.
"I wasn't being mean, those little toes do look cute. Before I have to mess up that pretty face, there is one thing I've just got to do." said Julie.
"What's that?" asked Yvonne.
Julie walked up to Yvonne, put her hand under Yvonne's chin to lift it, turned her head, and gently kissed Yvonne's soft lips. Julie stepped back with a smile.
"Those lips just beg to be kissed." said Julie.
Yvonne stood staring at Julie as if she were mesmerized, completely taken off guard. Julie straightened her fingers out stiffly, turned her hand, and thrust the ends of her fingers into the well defined dip on Yvonne's belly. Yvonne's eyes widened, her lips puckered and she bent with a loud:
"Ooooooo!"
"I hate to do it, but I could use the money." said Julie as she punched Yvonne in the mouth.
Yvonne staggered back shaking her head. Yvonne wiped blood from her busted lip and an angry look came across her face.
"Oh aren't you just adorable." said Julie trying not to laugh as she walked toward Yvonne.
A quick high kick caught Julie under the chin and sent her sprawling back to the floor. Julie shook her head and rubbed her jaw as she got to her feet.
"I forgot about those dancer's legs." said Julie.
Julie walked toward Yvonne and punched toward Yvonne's head. Yvonne grabbed Julie's wrist and Julie grunted as three rapid fire kicks landed in her belly. As Julie bent over trying to catch her breath Yvonne jumped up on her back. Julie's eyes widened as Yvonne's arm wrapped around her throat and Yvonne's powerful legs wrapped around her ribs.
"How much you want to bet I can break a rib before you pass out?" asked Yvonne.
Julie groped for anything to hold on to, her mouth opened and closed like a fish out of water. Julie closed her eyes and she remembered the table. She backed up to the table then jumped up and backwards. Yvonne closed her eyes tightly and clenched her teeth as her back hit the table and it splintered beneath their weight. Yvonne's arms went out to her sides and her legs unwrapped from Julie's body. Julie rolled off of Yvonne and took in a deep wet gasp. Yvonne groaned as she struggled to get to her feet. Julie picked up a leg off the table that had survived the impact.
"No! Julie wait, that's not fair." said Yvonne.
Julie smiled as she rammed the end of the table leg into Yvonne's solar plexus. Yvonne bent a little making a gagging noise. Julie swung the table leg again and hit the side of Yvonne's left thigh.
"Ohhh! No! Not my legs." screamed Yvonne.
Yvonne gulped as Julie put the end of the table leg against Yvonne's belly.
"That's not fair, you're using a weapon." complained Yvonne.
"You just don't get it do you, little missy. I'm the bad girl. I get to cheat." said Julie as she drew the table leg back and popped it hard into Yvonne's gut.
"Oooofff!" grunted Yvonne as she bent over.
Julie bent over and leaned in close to Yvonne, putting her cheek against Yvonne's cheek. Julie smiled when she felt warm tears on her cheek.
"I'll tell you a little secret, there is no twenty thousand dollars. I sent you the letter and the money. I wanted that part on Star Trek, you little dancing clown. Tell them to change your character into and Orion slave girl, the green body paint will cover the bruises." whispered Julie.
Julie straightened back up and brought the table leg down on the back of Yvonne's head. Yvonne let out a little sigh as she fell flat on her belly on the floor. Julie went back to the remains of the table and retrieved the rest of her costume.
"Maybe next time you'll have more sense than to try for a part that I want." said Julie as she skipped to the door.