[Glamour Fights]

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Joi Lansing	Jane Fonda
27 years old	19 years old
5'’5” 120 pounds	5'8" 118 pounds
38½D-23½-35	33B-24-35
15th 24pts 12-11-0	13th 26pts 13-10-0

Two slender blondes facing off. Joi Lansing is just 2 points behind Jane Fonda in the standings and wants to even the score. Jane says Joi is just a weakling and she will have no trouble with her. Joi says Jane is just a teenager who has a thing or two to learn about catfighting and she is going to give her a real lesson.

Gina Lollobrigida	Joan Collins
29 years old	23 years old
5'5" 127 pounds	5'6" 125 pounds
36C-22-36	38C-23½-37
16th 23pts 11-11-1	30th 2pts 1-22-0

Joan claims to be the biggest bitch around. She is going to rip the short, chubby legged Italian to shreds. The hairs on the back of her neck stand up when Gina Lollobrigida hears what Joan called her. She says she will meet Joan claw for claw and then some. “Joan won’t be laughing when these chubby legs squash the stuffing out of her.” Should be one helluva nasty catfight.

Marilyn Monroe	Anita Ekberg
28 years old	25 years old
5'5½" 125 pounds	5'6½" 132 pounds
36C/D-22½-36	40D-22½-36½
7th 34pts 17-6-0	4th 45pts 22-0-1

Anita Ekberg is relaxing before her fight with Marilyn Monroe. “I should have no trouble with that washed up sex star. Look what Kim did to her and I am bigger, stronger, and a better fighter than Kim. Marilyn says Anita is just “a big, fat cow. We shall see who is washed up after that whale is beached on the sand.”

Honor Blackman	Claudia Cardinale
29 years old	18 years old
5'6" 124 pounds	5'8" 138 pounds
37C-23-35	37C-24-37
14th 24pts 12-11-0	6th 38pts 19-4-0

Honor Blackman is feeling good after a hard fought win over Rhonda Fleming and she is feeling confident about taking on big Claudia Cardinale. Claudia is well rested. She took it easy on Mamie Van Doren and then dispatched Joi Lansing without working up a sweat. Honor predicts a win saying “I am battle ready while Claudia has not been tested in awhile.” Claudia looks at Honor and sneers “Who needs to be battle ready for that cold English bitch.”

Mamie Van Doren	Stella Stevens
23 years old	20 years old
5'4"120 pounds	5'5" 118 pounds
36D-24-35	37C-22-36
8th 34pts 17-6-0	3rd 46pts 23-0-0

A blonde against blonde of two blondes who love to catfight. Both want the title of the best blonde catfighter. Stella and Mamie add that the blonde isn’t needed as blondes are the best catfighters contrary to what a lot of people think. The fur will fly on this one. It could be one of  the hardest and nastiest fought catfight this round  Mamie says it takes another blonde catfighter to hand Stella her first loss. She adds “You can see Stella is worried. The bitch cut her hair shorter so I have less to prove. Well I am going to leave my hair long and beat her anyway.” Stella says “And I am gong to love dragging that brassy loud mouth cxnt all over the place by her hair!”

Bettie Page	Elizabeth Taylor
33 years old	24 years old
5'5½" 129 pounds	5'3" 120 pounds
36C-24-36½	36D-23-37
10th 31pts 15-7-1	31st 2pts 1-22-0

A brunette against brunette fight. Bettie Page likes to be a dominatrix. . Elizabeth Taylor claims she is a nastier bitch than Joan Collins. It could be an interesting show with Beppie trying to tie up Elizabeth or put her over her knee and spank her while Elizabeth is trying to scratch Bettie’s eyes out. People seem to forget that Liz has a real temper and is very sneaky.

Mitzi Gaynor	Sophia Loren
25 years old	22 years old
5'6" 125 pounds	5'8½" 138 pounds
36C-21½-36½	38D-24-39
17th 23pts 11-11-1	5th 41pts 20-2-1

Mitzi Gaynor was utterly thrashed by Ursula Andress and is hurting. Sophia Loren had fun playing and torturing Barbara Eden. Mitzi ahs the legs, power, and speed to defeat Sophia. But is she in shape to do it after her beating. Sophia wants to prove she is stronger and tougher than Ursula. She will be out to destroy Mitzi. Mitzi is smart as well as fast. Perhaps she can use Sophia’s brashness against her.

Jane Russell	Yvonne Craig
35 years old	19 years old
5'7" 135 pounds	5''4” 120 pounds
39D-26½-38½	37C-23-35
21st 18pts 9-14-0	23rd 13pts 6-16-1

Two more brunettes go at it. Big, mean Jane Russell against Yvonne Craig with the powerful legs. Recall that Yvonne beat Bettie Page who is similar to Jane. Will Jane be able to overpower Yvonne with her greater body strength and size or will Yvonne tire the older Jane out and then clamp a submission generating scissors on her body or head?

[Vassago]

Some great fights in this round, here are my thoughts: 

Joi Lansing vs Jane Fonda - This should be a very entertaining fight with Joi trying to make up for some recent losses. However Jane is a well-skilled young woman who can match a rival of Joi's statue. In the end after a lenghty contest, Jane pins Joi and punches her out.

Gina Lollobrigida vs Joan Collins - Joan's foul mouth gets a really rough response as Gina literally blows her brains out in a vicious one-sided fight.

Marilyn Monroe vs Anita Ekberg - Two legendary blondes will give it all to get some extra exposure but Anita is just too big for the aggresive Marilyn. The American would try everything to get some kind of advantage but in the end Anita lays her flat and smothers with a 40D asset.

Honor Blackman vs Claudia Cardinale - Honor got a good win over Rhonda Fleming but Claudia is twice as nastier and will enjoy kicking the blonde into submission.

Mamie van Doren vs Stella Stevens - Stella has her biggest test up to date and outfoxes Mamie with some quick movement and lack of sheer physical contact. Mamie would love to bearhug Stella and smother her on the floor but in the end she gets tired of chasing her and this allows Stella to trip the bigger woman over and punch her stomach several times. Mamie would have enough by this stage and admit a humiliating defeat.

Bettie Page vs Elizabeth Taylor - Bettie clobbers Liz all over the place and enjoys torturing her once the fight is over.

Mitzi Gaynor vs Sophia Loren - Sophia brutalizes Mitzi in a really vicious slugfest. Mitzi is brave enough to challenge the Italian in a fiery punchfest but would regret it once Sophia kicks her brains out.

Jane Russell vs Yvonne Craig - Jane wants to get a quick victory over Yvonne but is unable to smother her in time and the Batgirl eventually grabs an advantage when she wraps her legs around Jane's waist. Crushing bodyscissors push Jane's limits over the top and she yells out a losing scream.

[Glamour Fights]

i must say, that is undoubtedly the worst picture of Mitzi Gaynor i've ever seen, obviously these last two beatings have taken a toll. though i have serious disagreements with the outcomes of some on her fights, and many others for that matter. i take into account the obvious ignorance of many of the voters. nonetheless, i find these matches very entertaining and i'm thankful that you take the time and effort have these on a regular basis. please keep up the great work

To each his own, I liked this picture of her showing a rather playful Mitzi. I do agree with you that the voters have not given Mitzi the respect I think she deserves but that's the way it is. Thanks for your comments and encouragement.

[georgtrunkel]

These are all too old for me.

[Glamour Fights]

These are all too old for me.

Or you might say you are too young for them. Being young is not always an advantage.

[djcrash]

Jane starts and ends the fight towering over Yvonne. Bettie humiliates Liz in less than 20 seconds, not much of a fight. The best fight of the round would see Gina claws Joan to shreds.

[Glamour Fights]

Joi Lansing 39 vs Jane Fonda 35: The pundits were split which usually indicates a close fight. This turned out to be true as one of the closer fights of the round. Jane started out quickly my nailing Joi with some solid punches from her longer reach. Joi moved in close and made it a hairpulling catfight tat went back and forth. Joi taught the inexperienced Jane she still has something to learn about catfighting.

Gina Lollobrigida 52 vs Joan Collins 23:No one gave Joan and a chance and neither did Gina. The wild Italian clawed the English bitch to shreds in the second worst beat down this round. Only Bettie Page gave Elizabeth Taylor a worse beat down and only because of a half a percentage point.

Marilyn Monroe 36 vs Anita Ekberg 39: Everyone favored Anita but those with the best insight predicted it would be a tough fight. This turned out to be the third toughest fight this round. Marlyn's greater experience did frustrate Anita and keep her off balance. Marilyn had Anita in trouble at times but in the end Anita's size wore Marilyn down. Kim sent a thank you note to Marilyn for saying that Kim was a tougher opponent than Anita (as the score indicated.) Kim also sent hugs and kisses to goldenerafan.

Honor Blackman 31 vs Claudia Cardinale 45: There were several predictions this would be a close fight with realisticman even picking Honor. Certainly Honor has the experience and fighting skills to challenge Claudia, or so it would seem. Claudia came out at her wildest and nastiest and never gave Honor a chance to use her skills. Claudia whipped Honor fairly easily.

Mamie Van Doren 36 vs Stella Stevens 38: The pundits were split on this one but agreed it would be a long and very nasty fight. It turned out to be the second toughest fight with only the Martha Hyer vs Rhonda Fleming being closer. The fight went back and forth the whole time. Mamie would move ahead by showing nastier and better catfighting techniques. Stella would gain an advantage by showing better wrestling moves. As both women grew exhausted and with less and less hair, Stella's greater wrestling skills allowed her to force a painful submission from Mamie.

Bettie Page 51 vs Elizabeth Taylor 22: It was agreed among the pundits that Bettie would beat Elizabeth and most thought it would be a terrible beat down. They were correct for Bettie gave Elizabeth the worst thrashing this round. Elizabeth thought Bettie was overrated and she could beat her by being even nastier. Not a good move for the nastier the fight the more Bettie enjoys it. She had Elizabeth bawling her eyes out and crying for mercy but showed her none.

Mitzi Gaynor 27 vsSophia Loren 47: No one seems to think that Sophia is overrated but several feel Mitzi is very underrated. Realisticman even picked Mitzi to pull out the win. Sophia declared that Mitzi was no better than her record and she would prove it. She battered Mitzi senseless in a slug fest. Then picked the gorgeous strawberry blonde dazed Mitzi up in a bear hug and squeezed her into submission with Mitzi's arms hanging down limply.

Jane Russell 35 vsYvonne Craig 40: The pundits favored Jane 3:2 over Yvonne.  Jane tried to use her superior upper body strength to crush Yvonne into giving up. Yvonne held on and resisted as best she could. Jane eventually tired and Yvonne reversed the situation by clamping Jane between her thighs. It was all over then as Yvonne flattened Jane's famous bust (from The Outlaw) with her legs.