[Glamour Fights]

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Normally I use a random selection process to order the fights so as not to consciously give preference to any fighter or any fight. This time I decided to feature the fights of the current top contenders so it is easier to see how they are progressing in their relative fights. There has also been a little twist added to the rules. A sex symbol cannot claim victory unless she forces her opposing sex symbol to admit that the winner is sexier and more beautiful than the loser. Some of these women would rather die or get permanently injured than admit that her hated rival is sexier and more beautiful.

Britt Ekland	Cassandra Peterson
27 years old	20 years old
5'5" 110  pounds	5'7" 118 pounds
34B-22-34	34D-21-34
25th 10pts 5-16-0	12th 27pts 13-7-1

   
Brit dresses to remind us she was a Bond Girl to emphasis both her sexiness and toughness. Cassandra Peterson decides to go as a strawberry blonde since blonde’s have more fun and redheads are great fighters. Both proud beauties will fight as hard as possible to be able to claim title of the sexiest.

Joey Heatherton	Victoria Principal
25 years old	19 years old
5'5” 112 pounds	5'5” 115 pounds
34C-20-32	37C-23-35
8th 32pts 16-5-0	13th 26pts 13-8-0

      
Another battle of two tough beauties – a blonde sex pot up against a dark red sex pot. Joey and Victoria have both held their own against some very tough opponents. Now each is out to prove they are tougher than the other and hear those wonderful words “You are much sexier than me.”

Adrienne Barbeau	Cathy Lee Crosby
24 years old	25 years old
5'3½” 120 pounds	5'7½” 128 pounds
34DD-22-35	35B-23-34
23rd 12pts 6-15-0	15th 20pts 10-11-0

      
Many feel that Adrienne Barbeau and Cathy Lee Crosby have been underachieving, not the least of which are undoubtedly Adrienne and Cathy Lee. Both women have chosen that tattered look to emphasis their earthiness and sensual beauty. Adrienne looks very serious about going after Cathy Lee. Cathy Lee seems to be looking her nose down at Adrienne. That should add some intensity to the fight.

Martine Beswick	Lindsay Wagner
28 years old	20 years old
5'5” 128 pounds	5'9” 125 pounds
35B-25-37	34A/B-24-36
16th 20pts 10-11-0	28th 6pts 3-18-0

      
Martine Beswick was upset that Raquel Welch got all the attention in 1,00,000 B.C when clearly Martine had the superior body to that skinny, frail looking Raquel. Lindsay is even more of a shapeless bean pole as far as Martine is concerned. She stands proudly and stately in her bikini. It isn’t clear if Lindsay is scratching her head in doubt or in confidence that she can take Martine. “Are those powerful abs sticking out or flab” she wonders when she looks at Martine.” Either way Lindsay plans to plant a fist there to find out right away. You can bet Lindsay will get a suitable response from Marine to start a wild fight.

Sharon Tate	Jaclyn Smith
26 years old	24 years old
5'5” 112 pounds	5'7" 118 pounds
36B-22-35	34½B-24-35
18th 18pts 9-12-0	29th 4pts 2-19-0

      
If you think that Marine doesn’t like blondes then consider Jaclyn Smith’s hatred of blondes. First there was Farrah Fawcett who got all the publicity on Charlie’s Angels. You wouldn’t even know that Jaclyn was there even though Jaclyn knew she was sexier, prettier, had a better figure and was just plain sexier than Farrah in everyway. Then when Farrah left she was replaced by the fucking little twerp, Cheryl Ladd, who got even more attention and the bigger parts in the shows. Now even thinking about having to admit another blonde was sexier than her made her blood boil. Perhaps this was the ingredient to turn the normally sweet Jaclyn into a vicious wildcat. Sharon has found a new toughness and she has been on a really winning streak. She doesn’t intend to let a “weak brunette” like Jaclyn get the better of her and make her say Jaclyn is sexier. After all Sharon says she doesn’t believe in lying.

Tuesday Weld	Barbara Bach
26 years old	22 years old
5'4” 112 pounds	5''7” 116 pounds
32B-21-33	36B-24-35
20th 16pts 8-13-0	26th 9pts 4-16-1

      
Tuesday Weld refers to herself as a dynamo little sex pot. “I may be small but I am tough and I have more sex appeal in my little finger than these other women have in there whole body.” If sexy is as sexy does then Tuesday is very sexy. Barbara is more of a sultry beauty. She says “a little runt like Tuesday is no way sexier than me. I will put show the little bitch what tough is.” Sounds like the stage is ser for a real catfight.

Nancy Kwan	Edy Williams
30 years old	27 years old
5'3” 110 pounds	5'7" 128 pounds
33B-22-35	37D-23-37
31st 3pts 1-19-1	31st 3pts 1-19-1

      
Nancy Kwan has the Asian-Euro genes that many believe produce the most beautiful women in the world. Nancy is not about to disagree with them. She makes a striking pose in the doorway to show off her delicate facial beauty and slender but sexy body. Edy Williams has made a living selling her sex appeal. She says “Forget that delicate beauty stuff. Men, and some women, want someone with a real woman’s curvy body.” She thrusts out her chest and poses to emphasis every curve in her body. Nancy counters “No way that overstuff body is better than mine. A few well placed kicks and punches will have her groveling on the floor.”  

Stefanie Powers	Sherry Jackson
27 years old	27 years old
5'7” 118 pounds	5'4” 120 pounds
36B-25-35	36C-22-35
32nd 2pts 1-20-0	27th 8pts 4-17-0

      
Rumor has it that Stefanie Powers beat up Linda Evans at Hollywood High in order to steal her boyfriend and to also force Linda to admit that Stefanie was more woman and sexier than her. IF that is ture, Stefanie has not shown such toughness in this contest as she is currently in last place. That really sticks in her craw. Looks like she is ready to give the hook to the perky little Sherry Jackson. Sherry Jackson warms up with some exercises. She smiles and says “Good thing Stefanie has her carpetbag for I am going to sent her packing.   

[Vassago]

My thoughts:

Britt Ekland vs Cassandra Peterson
Even without the Elvira make-up, Cassandra is way too aggressive for Britt's liking and knocks her out in a quick fight.

Joey Heatherton vs Victoria Principal
Same goes here, Joey's aggression prevails over Victoria's strenght and fighting skills. In the end the blonde facesits the redhead into a humiliating defeat.

Adrienne Barbeau vs Cathy Lee Crosby
Adrienne wants to drag Cathy on the ground where she feels she'd have an advantage but Cathy has seen this tactics before and clobbers Adrienne right from the outset, so when somebody falls on the ground it's Adrienne and she ain't standing up quickly!

Martine Beswick vs Lindsay Wagner
A rash of easy opponents makes Martine even more evil and this one is another fight which allows the brunette to show her dominance over the hated blondes.

Sharon Tate vs Jaclyn Smith
Battle of two slender girls and Sharon finally has a chance to pull someone's elses hair after getting ripped into shreds too many times before. Jaclyn remains right at the bottom of the field and couldn't hide her tears after losing to a potential equally matched rival.

Tuesday Weld vs Barbara Bach
Tuesday tears Barbara into pieces in a quick fight.

Nancy Kwan vs Edy Williams
No more slip-ups for Edy and this should get her back on winning ways thanks to a one-sided beatdown of the much smaller and weaker Nancy.

Stefanie Powers vs Sherry Jackson
Both women have taken a tremendous pounding in the recent fights and this could be decided by a lucky punch as neither is too confident of their skills at the moment. I'm willing to give the edge to Stefanie but I won't be surprised if Sherry emerges as the winner instead.

 

[Glamour Fights]

Updated 24 September2010 (Results adjudicated)
This round was marred by some massive interference from fans. The judges reviewed a replay of all fights and adjusted the scores accordingly. Fortunately no winners and losers switch positions but the difference in scores were affected. A panel is reviewing the rules of the tournament to address this problem should it occur in the future. All options are on the table from doing nothing to forfeiting the fight by the woman receiving too much help.

Scores are reflective of the scoring by the judges:

Britt Ekland 32 vs Cassandra Peterson 52: Brit was feeling good having just beat Barbara Bach and also saw that Cassandra had a though time beating the diminutive Tuesday Weld. Normally this might have been an even fight. But Cassandra has a huge motivation in trying to move into the top ten fighters. Brit's legs are like toothpicks compared to Cassandra's long legs which she loves to show off as Elvira. She used those legs to punish Brit's until Brit could hardly stand up. Then Cassandra finished her off with a breast smother with her much larger tits.  What could have been a close fight turned into a rout with Cassandra giving Britt the seventh worst beat down at almost 62%.

Joey Heatherton 47 vs Victoria Principal 39: Another close fight was expected as both women are good fighters. Not quite in the top tier perhaps but still very good, especially in close quarters. I was a fast and furious fight with both women leading at times. The fight was the fifth closest fight of the round. Joey just wanted it more. She has her sights set on finishing higher than Raquel Welch which she considers would be a big feather in her cap.

Adrienne Barbeau 47 vs Cathy Lee Crosby 33: Given her size and physical prowess, Cathy Lee Crosby is one of the biggest underachievers so far. Adrienne Barbeau was just behind Dian in the rankings/ Adrienne came out with as much fury, anger, and nastiness as she has ever exhibited.  A raging catfight took place, a style that favored Adrienne over Cathy's preference of a wrestling contest. As can be seen dresses were ripped and torn along with flesh. When the fur settled ti was Cathy who had been skinned.

Martine Beswick 57 vs Lindsay Wagner 29: Martine Beswick can be unfocused at times which has caused her to win matches she probably should have won. This time she was totally focused and gave the slender Lindsay Wagner no opportunity to get into the fight. When the dust cleared Lindsay was definitely in need of some bionic parts as Martine gave her the third worst beat down.

Sharon Tate 57 vs Jaclyn Smith 28:  Sharon Tate has been winning her fights lately even against women much bigger than her. She didn't figure to have any trouble with Jaclyn Smith if she stuck to business.  Sharon was a whirlwind of action as she had Jaclyn confused and swinging at air. Each time Jaclyn missed Sharon land a solid blow to the body or head. She thrashed Jaclyn with the second worst beating this round.

Tuesday Weld 41 vs Barbara Bach 36: Most fighters sneer at little Tuesday Weld saying she doesn't even belong in this tournament. So far Tuesday had shown eight other fighters that she was better than they were. Barbara was three inches taller than Tuesday but only four pounds heavier. Tuesday knew she could use the mechanics of being shorter to her advantage. She had better body control and her thicker arms and legs proved to have more muscle than the thin Barbara. Still it was a tough, back and forth fight with Tuesday using a waist scissors to win the fourth closest fight.

Nancy Kwan 35 vs Edy Williams 51: Nancy considered Edy an overstuffed, soft beauty queen with no real fighting ability or mentality. Boy was she wrong. Nancy came out and tried to deliver a karate style kick to Edy. Edy has seen this move before and was ready for it. She caught Nancy's ended leg and held onto it. The delivered her own karate chop to Nancy's knee, rending Nancy's leg useless.  Edy then used her size on the fallen Nancy to dominate her. She gave her a real beating and just missed the 60% cut off for worst beatings, coming in at 59.3%.

Stefanie Powers 51 vs Sherry Jackson 33: Stefanie Powers is trying of being everyone's whipping girl. She has decided to become really mean and nasty. Her first victim for her new found attitude was the sweet Sherry Jackson. She gave no mercy to Sherry twisting her arms legs, breasts and any other appendage she could find. Sherry was left crying in crocodile tears as Stefanie gave her the eight worst beating of this round.