[Glamour Fights]

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Claudia Cardinale	Ursula Andress
18 years old	20 years old
5'8" 138  pounds	5'5" 125 pounds
37C-24-37	37C-22-36
6th 42pts 21-4-0	1st 50pts 25-0-0

Given the importance of this fight and the toughest of these two sex symbols, this will undoubtedly be the most watched fight of this round. Both Claudia Cardinale and Ursula Andress look confident. Claudia is outright cocky in thrusting out her chest and laughing about what she will do to the Swiss miss. “Wind her up like a Swiss watch until she breaks. I am big, stronger and a more ferocious fighter than her.” Ursula is more quietly confident looking. “She says “I am stronger than Claudia, a smarter fighter and will systematically and methodically tear the wild, undisciplined Italian apart.” This should be one very long, very tough fight with neither fighter giving an inch.  

Jane Fonda	Anita Ekberg
19 years old	25 years old
5'8" 118 pounds	5'6½" 132 pounds
33B-24-35	40D-22½-36½
13th 26pts 13-12-0	4th 49pts 24-0-1

Anita Ekberg zips down to show a lot of cleavage. She walks up to Jane Fonda and shoves her intimidating chest into Jane’s. Jane’s tits are buried under Anita’s.  “Just in case you had an idea you were sexier with your boyish build” Anita scoffs at Jane. “I am sexier, I have a model’s body you fat, overstuff pig.” Jane argues for herself. “Come on, put up your dukes” challenges Jane as she figures her lighting fast fists with give Anita no chance. Anita takes up the challenge believing that one solid punch will send the lightweight Jane flying on her backside.

Honor Blackman	Mitzi Gaynor
29 years old	25 years old
5'6" 124 pounds	5'6" 125 pounds
37C-23-35	36C-21½-36½
14th 26pts 13-12-0	17th 23pts 11-13-1

Honor Blackman and Mitzi Gaynor are both very hungry for a victory. Each is confident they can come out on top of their opponent. Both are also confident that their beauty and bodies are at the highest standards of sexiness. Both are also confident in their acting abilities, Honor having proven herself on the stages of England and Mitzi having started in some blockbuster musicals. This will be a well fought fight of competent and tough fighters who will give their all to win.  

Esther Williams	Diana Rigg
35 years old	18 years old
5'8" 133 pounds	5'8½" 130 pounds
38C-27-34	34B-25-36½
25th 13pts 6-18-1	28th 8pts 4-21-0

Just looking at the way Esther Williams and Diana Rigg are standing tells you they are very proud women. Esther is proud of her swimming championships, her body, and her starring roles. Diana is a brash new comer, a bit cocky and ready to take on the world. She also has theater training as well as martial arts training. She considers her beauty and body second to none. Both women will be out to prove they are more of a woman than their opponent.  

Bettie Page	Gina Lollobrigida
33 years old	29 years old
5'5½" 129 pounds	5'5" 127 pounds
36C-24-36½	36C-22-36
9th 35pts 17-7-1	16th 25pts 12-12-1

No one has ever accused either Bettie Page nor Gina Lollobrigida abut being bashful about their sexiness or fighting abilities. Bettie loves to dominate her victim and loves nothing better than giving her a good spanking. She literally drools when she sees the size of Gina’s womanly, softer ass. Gina just likes to rip into her victim and tear her apart. There won’t be too much foreplay or nice amenities to began this fight as the action will be fast and furious right from the start.  

Mamie Van Doren	Barbara Eden
23 years old	22 years old
5'4"120 pounds	5''3¾” 117 pounds
36D-24-35	36C-24-36
8th 36pts 18-7-0	20th 20pts 10-15-0

Mamie Van Doren is a brassy platinum blonde known mainly for her B-movies. Barbara Eden prefers the term floozy to brassy for Mamie. Mamie says Barbara is an “old maid” at 22 years of age. Barbara would become famous as Jeanne, the genie in a bottle.  Mamie and Barbara are well matched in size and age. Mamie is probably the more emotional and vicious fighter while Barbara is probably the better tactician and calm fighter. Either way, with Mamie involved there will be lots of rolling around back and forth with slapping and their hands locked in the others hair.

Stella Stevens	Sophia Loren
20 years old	22 years old
5'5" 118 pounds	5'8½" 138 pounds
37C-22-36	38D-24-39
3rd 50pts 25-0-0	5th 45pts 22-2-1

Most likely only avid Stella Stevens would have predicted that she would be unbeaten in through 25 rounds. She has been the wonder of the tournament. Sophia says, “yeah, it’s a wonder she hasn’t been killed yet and I just may do that. She has faced nothing but wimps who roll over for her.” stella defends her record “Sophia must be calling Claudia a wimp because I beat her and she is bigger and tougher than Sophia. Look at Sophia’s record. She almost lost to creampuff Jayne Mansfield; tied with Tina Louise; and lost to Bettie Page (a wimp) and Anita Ekberg. And she almost got her ass bat by that softy, Marilyn Monroe. So went it comes to tough opponents she folds like a cheap rug.” This is a big brunette vs blonde clash. Who ever wins will probably not stop until she has beaten the stuffing out of her foe.  

Yvonne Craig (top)	Diana Dors (bottom)
19 years old	25 years old
5''4” 120 pounds	5'7" 133 pounds
37C-23-35	36½D-24-35
23rd 17pts 8-16-1	24th 14pts 7-18-0

When she was told that she was Britain’s answer to Jayne Mansfield Diana Dors looking at them with disdain and say “Jayne is America’s answer to me, and don’t you forget that.” Diana struts around like she is God’s gift to men and to so inclined women and many men and a few women agree. Yvonne Craig shows off what may be the best and sexiest legs inch for inch. She is readying her bat claws to tear into the blonde hussy before she knows which way is up. “I’ll tell her as she will be flat on her back.” Diana just laughs, “that little shit is going to do what? HA HA HA HA HA!”  

[Vassago]

Once again, here are my early predictions. I see some sparks flying in these round as bad temper comes to the fore in several fights 

Claudia Cardinale vs Ursula Andress
This certainly could be the roughest fight of the lot with Ursula desperate to keep her perfect record alive. Claudia is young, mean and affraid of no one, so the Swiss blonde must really show all her skills to come on top. Indeed, vicious blows are thrown all over the place and Urusula's hair hasn't been torn apart so much before but finally after a grueling contest Ursula catches Claudia in the face and gets her a bloody nose. The fight is over allthough Claudia desperately wants to continue. But Ursula laughs off her claims and announces her success. Claudia can't continue with such a handicap and calls out Ursula a chater before walking away disgusted.

Jane Fonda vs Anita Ekberg
Despite Jane's bravery, she's too weak compared to Anita and can't stop getting herself smothered by the powerful Swede. Anita enjoys facesitting the petite Jane so much she doesn't want to stop and effectively ensures Jane to become her sex slave. Very humiliating loss for Jane.

Honor Blackman vs Mitzi Gaynor
Another rough fight in prospect with both women equally matched. Honor takes Mitzi by the hair and pounds her with no mercy but Mitzi isn't going to admit defeat that easily. Both women roll on the floor back and forth before Honor finally comes out on top and finishes her rival off with a right-hook that leaves Mitzi with a black-eye for a good measure.

Esther Williams vs Diana Rigg
Esther gained a lot of confidence after beating Jane Russell and proves too strong for Diana's martial arts skills liking. The swimmer managed to drag Diana on the ground and when that happens, the Avengers star is always destined to lose. Indeed, Esther manages to bodyscissor Diana and gain a fairly comfortable victory.

Bettie Page vs Gina Lollobrigida
The Italian is so uspet by her loss to Diana Dors, she jumps on Bettie without any warning. If Bettie wanted to scare Gina away with death-stare looks, then she is due for one big surprise as the Italian steals one of her leashes and wraps it around Bettie's neck. This is your place, dumb slut - Gina kicks Bettie on the ground and drags her around. Poor Bettie for once didn't even know what had hit her and if she thought losing to Yvonne Craig was embarrassing enough, she was wrong.

Mamie van Doren vs Barbara Eden
Mamie promises to take out the trash and by that she means Barbara Eden. Indeed, the buxom blonde proves way too stronger for the slender Barbara and pummels her brains out in a one-sided fashion. Then she lifts her barely breathing opponent on her shoulders and dumps her in the trash bin just outside the block. This could very much be the worst beatdown of the entire round.

Stella Stevens vs Sophia Loren
I predicted Stella losing to Claudia Cardinale in one of the previous round alas that didn't happen, but there is no more luck for the blonde this time around. Even with Sophia somewhat exhausted after a gruelling scrap with Marilyn Monroe, she simply outmuscles the undefeated Stella and firmly pins her on the ground. Stella will try everything to shrug the big Italian off, but Sophia is too strong and punches the blonde repeatedly so hard, that Stella must admit this fight is a lost cause.

Yvonne Craig vs Diana Dors
Diana caused somewhat of an upset by defeating the ever-malicious Gina Lollobrigida whereas Yvonne had a tough win over Rita Hayworth. Yvonne's legs are indeed an object of jealousy for any woman but Diana thinks she's got great legs too and will kick the brunette into a quick submission. Very intense from the start both woman tear into each other, pulling hair and face-slapping but Diana has learned how to use her weight advantage over a lighter but quicker opponents. She puts Yvonne on the back foot before unleashing a crunching kick into her stomach which send Yvonne down on the floor. Diana follows up and smothers Yvonne proper before applying a crunching headlock which seals her victory. Yvonne tries everything she can to get herself out of trouble but Diana is on a merciless mission and yanks the brunette's head back and forth so much, that Yvonne can't take the neck pain anymore and taps out. - - Who's got the best legs now, you whore? Diana looks grimly on her defeated opponent and Yvonne doesn't bother to answer in shame.

[Fandango]

I voted, and think, that Bettie Page could be the Winner in this Tournament

[byline]

My apologies. I copied someone else's presentation style because I liked it so much. Plagiarism is the surest form of flattery. My thoughts:

• Claudia Cardinale dunked and held under the water by Ursula Andress. My favorite fight this round in both sets. Vasago and barbosa disagreed on the outcome. I give the edge to Ursula. In reality I think this would be ever even and the longest, toughest fight this round. I give the victory to Ursula for two reasons. 1. Claudia can be careless and that must be how she lost to Stella Stevens. The Swiss Ursula is never careless. 2. Ursula feels Kim Novak breathing down her neck. She hopes beating the other toughest women around will give doubt to Kim and undermine Kim's determination as Ursula knows she is stronger than  Ursula is the better swimmer and once the fight goes into the water and even fight, maybe even in Claudia's favor, turns to Ursula's advantage.Kim
• Jane Fonda pulverized by Anita Ekberg. Youth and speed of Jane aren't enough to overcome Anita's size and strength. Anita humbles Jane with various punishing holds, teasing her while demonstrating how much stronger she is. Anita makes Jane look her square in the eyes as she continues to torture the young American.
• Honor Blackman loses a close fight to Mitzi Gaynor. I am in the minority here. A fast and furious fight wit lots of tossing and throw downs, high leg kicking, and other athletic moves. It is a long fight but when the English blonde starts huffing and puffing the American redheaded dancer is still doing cartwheels and bouncing around. Mitzi has just too much stamina for Honor.
• Esther Williams takes Diana Rigg. I make the opinions about this one unanimous. I think Vasago described this fight perfectly. Dina's only chance is to remain on her feet and when a judo, karate type fight.
• Bettie Page humiliated once again by Gina Lollobrigida. Fandango seems to be the only one expressing opinions in Bettie's favor. I agree with someone who said Bettie was nothing but hype. Even her staged photo shoots of supposed wrestling and dominatrix were not that convincing. I doubt if she ever had a real wrestling match in her life. Against a real fighter like Gian she will be helpless. Gina will toy with her and then give Bettie the spanking of her life.
• Mamie Van Doren takes delight in beating up on Barbara Eden. A bit boring but I agree with Vasago and barbosa. Mamie loves a good catfight and Barbara is overwhelmed by her attacks. She slaps Barbara silly and rips out her hair until Barbara runs away in tears.
• Stella Stevens out muscled bySophia Loren. Once again the opinions are unanimous. But I give Stella an outside chance to win it. As she pointed out she did beat Claudia Cardinale. I don't know what she has but she seems to find a way to win fights. Her problem is that Sophia wont' get careless and if Sophia just takes care of business she will make Stella beg for mercy. Still, never count Stella out .....
• Yvonne Craig left lying on the floor by Diana Dors. I do like women with powerful legs like Yvonne. But as Vasago pointed out, Diana has a nice pair of shapely legs that don't look all the weak. The difference between the two women is that Diana has a mean streak that Yvonne doesn't possess.  Diana forgoes a leg battle knowing Yvonne has the edge in that fight. She headlocks Yvonne and uses her size and nastiness to brutally force her into a submission or get her neck broken.

[Glamour Fights]

There were many close fights this round - not unexpected as the later rounds tend pit more evenly matched opponents against each other. A recap of the fights as this reporter saw it:

Claudia Cardinale 41 vs Ursula Andress 44: With due respect to the Kim Novak vs Rhonda Fleming fight, this was considered the fight of the toughest combined women this round. In hindsight perhaps the Sophia Loren vs Stella Stevens fight should also have been so considered but Stella doesn't seem to have the same respect as Ursula and Claudia. The experts were split 2P2 although the crows wasn't. The fighting went back and forth in the struggle of two strong, tough, skilled, determined women. Loud cheering went up whenever Claudia looked like she was getting the better of Ursula. It really had little to do with the popularity of either woman. Most fans wanted to see Ursula handed a loss to tightened up the race for the title. And of course most of the top contenders wanted Ursula handed a loss so they could over take her, Kim Novak being the exception as noted earlier.  The battle was one of attrition and Ursula proved to have the greater stamina over the heavier Claudia. When asked how she could hold out and not submit to some of Claudia's devastating holds Ursula said "For two reasons. One, all the cheering for her just made me resolve to not give in and to make them eat their cheers. Secondly, I hated it when Marilyn said Kim was tougher than me. No way that is true and I will tear the bitch apart when we meet. Mark my words!"

Jane Fonda 41 vs Anita Ekberg 42: Jane was given no chance against Anita except for the polite words by realisticman than she would give Anita more trouble than she expects. That she did, INDEED. Jane came very, very close to beating the overconfident Anita in losing the closest fight of the round. Jane claimed, "If I was just a little bit stronger I would have beaten the big Swede easily. She has several weaknesses and is too slow. Give me a couple more years to develop and grow stronger and I will whip her fat ass." Anita just shrugged off her close victory, saying "A win is a win and I am still unbeaten. I will remain that way. Jane just got lucky. The bitch was afraid of me and wouldn't fight. She just keep running away and I did get winded chasing her. Next time I will just stand there and let the bitch come to me or get disqualified."

Honor Blackman 46 vs Mitzi Gaynor 35: Another split between experts. Both Honor and Mitzi have their strong fans. Mitzi gave it her all but Honor's martial arts skills and outright punches were too much for Mitzi, especially some hard punches to her face and blackened eyes. It started off as a close fight but Honor gave Mitzi the fifth worst beat down of this round. Mitzi was crying after wards. Not from pain but because she believes she has let her fans down. Always a class act even in losing Honor was also gracious consoling Mitzi after wards as she knows exactly how Mitzi feels.

Esther Williams 43 vs Diana Rigg 39: Two more sex symbols whose records are not where they believe they should be. Esther was finally able to use her strength and athleticism against Diana. Diana's strengths are in judo tosses but Esther moves too gracefully and like a cat to have her moves and momentum used against her. Diana can't use her moves when Esther picks her up and tosses her hard onto the ground. A few bounces and Diana was slow to get up but still continued to fight back to give Esther the sixth closest fight of the round..

Bettie Page 37 vs Gina Lollobrigida 43: Gina claimed she was out to prove that Bettie was more hype than substance. Gina yanked Bettie off her feet by the hair. Then she sat her broad ass on Bettie,, pinning her down. The action was fast and furious right from the start and mainly in Gina's favor as Bettie was slapped silly by the angry Italian.

Mamie Van Doren 51 vs Barbara Eden 32: Both Mamie and Barbara were a little miffed that their fight wasn't labeled as the sexiest blonde fight. "Individually and combined we are way sexier than Marilyn, Joi, Martha, and Brigitte" they said in unison. Then Mamie blind sided Barbara with a kidney kick before she was ready.  That dropped Barbara to her knees. Barbara decided to get nasty and aimed a punch at Mamie's crotch from her kneeling position. "Oh so, you want to fight dirty" exclaimed Mamie with glee as that is her forté. A round house kick to the side of the kneeling Barbara's head blasted her to the ground. Mamie then used every dirty kick and punch to batter, bruise and hurt poor Barbara. Mamie was disappointed later to learn that Kim had given Rhonda a worst beating. "If I'd know that I would have killed the weak bitch!"

Stella Stevens 40 vs Sophia Loren 43: Barbosa did give credit for this being the second most important fight of the round. After all it was the undefeated Stella (as unlikely as that might be) and the 3rd ranked fighter against the 5th ranked fighter. Stella ended up given Sophia all she could handle and even had the advantage on Sophia briefly near the end of the fight. Perhaps Vasago was right in that Sophia was worn out from her tough fight with Marilyn. Maybe byline knows something in giving Stella an outside chance to win although he though Sophia would take it. Stella was energetic and had the lethargic Sophia gasping for breath and a half step behind at times. But in the end Sophia was just too strong and too big. She she put her big body on Stella the blonde beauty could find to way of getting the superbly sexy Sophia off of her no matter what she tried. It was the fourth toughest fight to the surprise of many but not Stella. "I don't get angry when you make statements like 'as unlikely as that might be' or others say I am way overrated. Let the other women think that. They won't find out the truth until we get in a fight and then it will be too late." Sophia glance with venom at Stella and said "The dump blonde cxnt is too full of herself and full of hot air, not to mention silicon. I was just way too tired and still I beat her. She will be thrashed by anyone in reasonable condition."

Yvonne Craig 38 vs Diana Dors 45: If you have heard some of the interviews Diana has done and some of the activities she is responsible you would know she is not the dumb blonde of her image. She is  good size and good catfighting skills. But Yvonne has those impressive legs, great stamina, and also good fighting skills. Her record was better than Diana so it shaped up to be a good fight. Even the pundits were split. Diana was smart enough to avoid being trapped in Yvonne's legs. She used Yvonne's hair, along with her greater size and weight, to control Yvonne and not let her use her legs. It wasn't a romp but still Diana got a very convincing win over a tough opponent.