'QUEEN OF BOOBS'...EPICALLY OUTBOOBED! By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyInitially, pop princess
Katy Perry seemed in shock discovering that a single one of her rival's breasts is considerably bigger than both her own boobs combined. Katy had cupped her assets with her hands, held them close against one of model
Anastasiya Berthier's mammaries, and stared at the other woman's enormous tit in disbelief seeing she was far from matching just one of Anastasiya's breasts even with her entire bust.
Anastasiya, with a smirk, commented, 'Oh dear, Katy, that's about two thirds of my one boob you've got there with your two little titties together! So, who's the queen of boobs now?'
...'Queen of boobs' - a title given to Katy by her adoring fans but at that moment of tit comparison becoming meaningless. Katy had been bragging about her 'big girls' again onstage during a concert when suddenly Anastasiya Berthier stood in front of her and challenged her to measure them against hers.
Anastasiya's 34K udders dwarf Katy's 32D boobs epically, but the princess of pop now wants to prove to her fans she's still the queen of tits.
As Anastasiya offered her a boob fight in which Katy battles one of her breasts at a time with both of hers combined Katy took the challenge and now will step into a wrestling ring with Anastasiya.
The two women will also arm wrestle and finally have a full on wrestling match.
Katy told
CelebToday: 'Size isn't everything. My firm pair of girls will crush those fat udders!'
Anastasiya, meanwhile, oponioned, 'My gorgeous mammaries can squash her little pimples which she calls boobs so easily.'
We at
CelebToday can hardly wait to watch the contest between those two ladies!
KATY: 36 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D
ANASTASIYA: 25 years, 5'6", 71 kg, 34K
Below: Anastasiya 
Below: Katy 
