[Glamour Fights]

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Raquel Welch	Loni Anderson
29 years old	24 years old
5'5” 118 pounds	5'5” 120 pounds
37C-22½-35½	38E-25-36
7th 36pts 18-4-0	9th 32pts 15-5-2

   
This fight could be right up there as the closest and hardest fought contests throughout the fight. Raquel Welch and Loni Anderson don’t like each other. Raquel prides herself on her chest but could she be jealous of Loni’s melons? Could Loni be jealous of Raquel’s greater status as a sex symbol? The two have just had one fight in private when they met to arrange details. Loni narrowly won that fight. Now the fight will be for the tournament in front of spectators. The previous result means little. Everyone knows Raquel is a publicity hound and fights better in front of a crowd so the winner is definitely unclear at this point.

Victoria Principal	Ann-Margret Olsson
19 years old	28 years old
5'5” 115 pounds	5'5" 120 pounds
37C-23-35	35D-23-35
13th 26pts 13-9-0	4th 40pts 20-2-0

   
Ann-Margret and Victoria Principal are fighting to lay claim to the title of the most gorgeous and toughest redhead around. Ann-Margret is also fighting to get back into first place. Victoria is fighting just because she loves fighting and wants to make the top ten. The young Victoria says “Ann-Margret is past her prime and time to get off the stage In fact I will push her off.” Ann-Margret sneers back “I am just hitting my stride and will teach this immature tramp to pay some respect to a better and sexy woman, especially in bed.” . Wouldn’t be at all surprised if each tries to pull all the red hair out of the other.

Elke Sommer	Goldie Hawn
29 years old	24 years old
5'7" 125 pounds	5'5" 118 pounds
36B-22-36	34B-24-36
1st 42pts 21-1-0	31st 3pts 1-20-1

   
Goldie Hawn says she is ready to clean up on Elke Sommer and dust her off. She has brought the weapons to do it any make well use them. Elke does her best acting job in mockingly saying “Oh, I’m sooooooo scaaaard…” Elke could suffer a let down seeing as Goldie is near the bottom of the fighting. But don’t count on it. Elke is planning on staying in first place and is out to win every fight with as big a score difference as possible incase she should happen to end up in a tire with Sybil. She doesn’t plan on losing but several very tough fights are coming up. Goldie thinks Elke is way overrated and is bragging she will prove it. “Are those love handles on see on her hips?” snipes Goldie.
   

Linda Evans	Luciana Paluzzi
27 years old	32 years old
5'8” 125 pounds	5'5" 122 pounds
34C-24-34	36C-24-36
5th 40pts 20-2-0	31st 3pts 1-20-1

      
Linda Evans has a real chance at winning the title. She has a bit of a chip on her shoulders as she knows she has many vocal detractors who think she can’t win it. Luciana sees herself as a giant killer and has already given Senta Berger her only loss. I see this as a hard fought contest, ranking right up there with the other close fights. Each woman has something to prove and will go all out for the win.
   

Jill St. John	Suzanne Somers
29 years old	23 years old
5'6” 118 pounds	5'5½” 118 pounds
36C-22-35	35C-23-34
6th 38pts 19-3-0	18th 20pts 10-12-0

      
Jill St. John has managed to keep a low profile. She just keeps on winning and staying close to the leaders. Her chances of winning the title are growing slimmer but who knows what the leaders will do to themselves. She has chosen a pose to show off her strong, well defined calves. Suzanne Somers can never be counted out of a fight. Even though she got pulverized by Elke Sommer, her thigh master powerful legs can crush anyone she traps there. She is eyeing Jill’s lovely neck as the perfect target.
   

Dian Parkinson	Stefanie Powers
25 years old	27 years old
5'7" 128 pounds	5'7” 118 pounds
37D-23-37	36B-25-35
6th 38pts 19-3-0	18th 20pts 10-12-0

      
Stefanie Powers is feeling upbeat after winning her last fight even though it was against Sherry Jackson. Dian Parkinson is feeling a bit down after losing a heartbreaker against the tough Pam, a fight she came close to winning. They decide to fight each other in strapless gowns. Dian plans to restore her mood by tearing Stefanie’s gown off and stripping her naked. Stefanie sees the gown Dian has chosen and thinks the bottom will limit her movement. She plans to dance around Dian, striking her for different directions. Then strip her naked.

Cassandra Peterson (Elvira )	Sharon Tate
20 years old	26 years old
5'7" 118 pounds	5'5” 112 pounds
34D-21-34	36B-22-35
11th 29pts 14-7-1	17th 20pts 10-12-0

      
Sharon Tate is on a roll with many wins lately. She has found she enjoys winning and doesn’t plan on stopping, at least now with a phony like Elvira. Elvira Just got down thrashing Britt Ekland and sees Sharon take as a carbon copy of Britt. Too confident women – which one will be disappointed?

Lindsay Wagner	Adrienne Barbeau
20 years old	24 years old
5'9” 125 pounds	5'3½” 120 pounds
34A/B-24-36	34DD-22-35
28th 6pts 3-19-0	22nd 14pts 7-15-0

      
Adrienne Barbeau has tasted the sweetness of her second victory in a row. She likes the taste. Lindsay Wagner hasn’t tasted victory in awhile and is hungry for one. Her last two matches were against toughies and meanies Pam Grier and Martine Beswick so she might be pretty beaten up. Both women show off their biceps in their photos to show they are now weak pushovers. Could they try and power their way to victory?

[chicharito]

I voted for Raquel, Ann, Elke, Luciana, Jill, Dian, Sharon and Adrienne

[Fandango]

I am a German Guy, but I would bet, that Goldie Hawn has taken Elke Sommer, both in the prime of their Live, in a hard and fair Catfight to the Ground. Elke would loses this Fight against Goldie!

[byline]

Raquel Welch forced to grovel at the feet of Loni Anderson. Loni has beaten Raquel once and knows she can do it. Even so, Raquel is strutting her stuff in front of the cheering spectators, of which the overwhelming majority are her fans. This makes Loni seethe and get even more angry as it appears neither Raquel nor her fans are taking her seriously. Buoyed by her fans Raquel comes out quickly. Her cockiness and confidence grows as she takes Loni down and rubs her tits in Loni's face. "How do you like these babies, much better than your floppy ones." It doesn't take long for Loni to turn them over. Instead of rubbing her bigger tits in Raquel's face her anger causes her to double up her fists and pound Raquel's face. Raquel has shown she can take lots of punishment and has a high pain threshold for her movie stunts. But Loni has her right where she wants her and works her over until Raquel's eyes glaze over. Loni then gets off the half-conscious Raquel. Pulls her up onto all fours and makes Raquel lick her dirty feet clean.

Victoria Principal vs Ann-Margret. Victoria is a good catfighter but Ann-Margret is better in the best of conditions. Having just lost to Senta Berger, Ann-Margret is in no mood to trifle with Victoria. Victoria is completely overwhelmed by Ann-Margret in what otherwise might have been a close contest.

Elke Sommer dusts off Goldie Hawn. Fandango believes Goldie would take Elke. He may know more about Elke than I do since he is German. But I see Elke taking the mob away form Goldie, knocking her down and then embarrassing her by rubbing the mop in her face.

Linda Evans defeathers Luciana Paluzzi. In my opinion Linda is just stronger and a better, more experienced fighter than Luciana. Luciana will put up a good struggle but in the end Linda, who loves physical action, will come out on top.

Jill St. John dances on Suzanne Somers. As far as I am concerned, Jill St. John is the sleeper of this tournament. Apparently I am not the only one who thinks this as she seems to have lots of support. Suzanne fights best when she is up against someone she dislikes. Jill is like by almost everyone so Suzanne is not as aggressive as she might otherwise be. So in a non-hatred cat-fight/wrestling match, Jill is just better.

Dian Parkinson punches Stefanie Powers lights out. Dian came very close to beating tough Pam Grier but has the scars to prove she was in a fight with Pam. Dian isn't about to let Stefanie get her on the ground where Stefanie has a chance. She decks her right form the start and doesn't let up. Stefanie is punched back against a wall where Dian works her over and Stefanie slumps down the wall completely out.

Elvira ends Sharon Tate's  run of victories.  Sharon is very confident after her wins and that is a big boost to any fighter. You must be convinced you can win if you have any chance of winning. This could be the most even fight of this round. Neither will be able to put the other away for a long time A six pound advantage isn't much but after 45 minutes of fighting it is enough to wear the opponent down. Elvira just wears Sharon out to trap her under a bull body pin with her breasts covering Sharon's face.

Lindsay Wagner humiliated by Adrienne Barbeau Lindsay Wagner suffer a terrible beating by Martine Beswick. Adrienne Barbeau had a surprising easy victory over Cathy Lee Crosby. Adrienne has little trouble in forcing the tired and sore Lindsay to her knees. She wraps her arms around Lindsay and buried her nose between her immense cleavage. Lindsay's arms go limp as she succumbs to Adrienne's breast smother.

[Vassago]

My thoughts on this set: 

Raquel Welch vs Loni Anderson
Probably the closest fight of the entire round with both women confident of victory. But once they end up rolling on the floor, Loni is looking more comfortable to apply her boobs smothering tactics. Raquel wants to rip Loni's hair out, but the blonde tears her bra instead and finally pins her on the floor. Then she buries Raquel's head between her crotch and rides the redhead into a humiliating defeat.

Victoria Principal vs Ann Margaret
Hairpulling contest which Ann Margaret is more then willing to dominate as she outmuscles Victoria and drags her by the hair all over the place. Victoria is quickly aware she'll need a wig after this one is over and begs for mercy but Ann Margaret wants to let all her anger out after losing to Senta Berger in the previous round. As a result, Victoria is beaten up way beyond the limits and will need some recovery after this fight.

Elke Sommer vs Goldie Hawn
The German blonde challenges Pam Grier for the biggest beatdown of this round and has a valid point in doing so. Like Sherry Jackson, Goldie is no threat for the otehr woman and her fate is at Elke's mercy. And it doesn't look like Elke has much sympathy for the fellow blonde.

Linda Evans vs Luciana Paluzzi
Could be another extremely close fight but Luciana's Italian heritage prevails and she literally wears Linda out in a gruelling clothes-ripping, hair-pulling and face-slapping fight. Linda fights bravely knowing she still has an outside shot at the title but gets smothered and facesitted by her brunette rival.

Jill St. John vs Suzanne Somers
Jill is another long shot for the title but unlike Linda she keeps her hopes alive thanks to a brutal demolition of Suzanne Somers. The blonde begins with some wild kicks trying to knock Jill on her ass, but once Jill gets really serious, it's all over for Suzanne who gets pounded out of her senses instead.

Dian Parkinson vs Stefanie Powers
Another one-sided beatdown in prospect as Dian slices through Stefanie with no mercy whatsoever. Dian has gained confidence after a close fight with Pam Grier and now she lets her anger out at the unfortunate Stefanie who gets knocked out badly.

Cassandra Peterson vs Sharon Tate
Elvira's feisty and aggressive image is too much for Sharon to keep her winning rout alive as Cassandra literally tears her apart in a quick and brutal fight. After getting done with ripping the blonde's hair out, Elvira takes her down down on the floor and headlocks into submission.

Lindsay Wagner vs Adrienne Barbeau
Adrienne still feels very confident after ripping Cathy Lee Crosby into pieces and Lindsay is no match for the brunette whatsoever. This round started off with Sybil Danning's stand out trouncing of Diane McBain and it ends with another smackfest with slender Lindsay getting pounded unconscious by Adrienne.

[Glamour Fights]

Raquel Welch 32 vs Loni Anderson 51: This fight drew the largest crowd as any fight involving the sexy Raquel (the sexiest Raquel says barbosa) draws a crowd. The crowd was waiting for Raquel to pulverize and batter Loni's larger breasts. Loni quickly silenced the crowd by taking the fight to Raquel's breasts. Be they firmer or sexier, as many of Raquel's fans claim, her breasts could not stand up tot the battering Loni gave them. Crying in tears as her prized possessions were turned into mince meat by Loni, Raquel finally called it quits. Except Loni did not. She could not resist Raquel's superb body and mounted Raquel, covering her mouth with her own, and taking every sexual liberty she could think of with Raquel. Loni added sexual dominance to the fourth worst beat down of this round.

Victoria Principal 31 vs Ann-Margret 50: The question was would Victoria call up her catfighting skills to come out victorious over Ann-Margret and/or would Ann-Margret take it easy on a fellow redhead. Wrong on both counts. Ann-Margret is in a fight for the tile just one loss behind Elke Sommer (who she beat she reminds us.) It was all Ann-Margret right from the git-go. Wither it be fists, kicks, arm bars, leg bars, scissors, or other holds, Ann-Margret was all over Victoria who never got a chance to fight back. Ann-Margret gave Victoria the third worst beat down of the round.

Elke Sommer 53 vs Goldie Hawn 28: Elke was also on a mission, intending to take no crap from Goldie on her way to remaining in first place. She was furious when told that a fellow German, Fandango, said Goldie would beat her in the prime of her life. That sealed Goldie's fate as Elke took no prisoners in giving Goldie the second worst beat down of this round. She ended up by making Goldie eat her feather duster. Elke's only disappointment was that Dian Parkinson gave Stefanie Powers a worse beat down.

Linda Evans 47 vs Luciana Paluzzi 35: The very lovely and sexy Luciana Paluzzi suffered badly at the hands of Sybil Danning after winning a tough fight against Senta Berger. Linda Evans had had an easier time of the other blonde bitch, Diane McBain (who ended up beating Sybil in a strange twist). This seemed to be a big factor in this fight as Linda had more energy than Luciana. Luciana put up a good fight and even had Linda in trouble for awhile. But she ran out of gas and Linda took over to beat her. Linda has the same record as Ann-Margret and is only in third place due to point differentials.

Jill St. John 46 vs Suzanne Somers  35: Suzanne Somers said she was going to squeeze Jill St. John's soft looking belly even harder than she does her thigh master. Turns out Jill's stomach isn't as soft as it looks or she can resist having it squeezed quite well. She turned the tables on Suzanne and crushed her stomach between her sexy thighs. Suzanne was unable to resist and Jill got a convincing win.

Dian Parkinson 60 vs Stefanie Powers 23: I think the fact that this was the biggest beat down of the round says it all. Dian was just too big and strong for Stefanie who did not have the fighting skills to counter Dian's advantage. Dian stripped Stefanie of her down and then the rest of her clothes while Dian's gown remained in tact and in place.

Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) 45 vs Sharon Tate 36: Sharon had been on a six fight winning streak. She had beaten women she thought were tougher than Elvira. Elvira had been on her own run of six wins over some good opponents. The fight looked like an even match up and it was. Sharon was momentarily flustered when she tried to yank out Elvira's hair only to be left with a black wig. Elvira took the opportunity to deliver a couple of hard slaps that affected Sharon. The fight then turned in Elvira's direction and she got the fifth closest win of the round.

Lindsay Wagner 33 vsAdrienne Barbeau 50: Lindsay Wagner has been anything but bionic, losing most of her fights. Adrienne Barbeau's record has been less than sparking but she was just under 50%. Plus she had won her last two fights and was on a roll. Adrienne went into the fight confident and Lindsay timidly. Adrienne intimidated her and had Lindsay backing up and playing defense. Adrienne kept attacking and ended up giving Lindsay the sixth worst beating of the round.