L J Cardiff v Claire Marie
This catfight has been brewing for a while, and now, as COVID restrictions are relaxed, the arrangements have been made, with the fight taking place at a neutral venue – in Bristol – because Claire can fly there very easily, and for Laura, it’s a drive across the Severn Bridge.
Both girls are allowed an entourage of twenty supporters, and the fight will take place in an ante-room in a Bristol nightclub, which has yet to reopen to the public following lockdown
Tabby Flanaghan will be commentating on the livestream CCTV footage as the time reaches 10 o’clock on a Wednesday evening, and here she is,
“Welcome to Bristol folks! I hope you’re looking forward to this as much as I am! A catfight between my lovely Irish buddy Claire and this Welsh slut Laura. Come on, Claire – rip the bitch up!”
“The girls supporters are in the room, seated at either end, and now here they come, sensibly coming into the room from either end, each being ushered in by two bouncers, and those boys are hunks, folks! Yeah! I’m looking forward to getting to know them after the fight!
“As for the girls? Yeah, they look hot, wearing short skirts and tight t shirts. No shoes though – dunno why because I know Claire likes to lay the boot in when she gets a chance!
“I reckon these girls look ready – Claire’s trying to pull herself free of the guys holding her, and she’s really keen to get at Laura, with Laura glaring at her. After all, Claire has publicly called the Welsh girl a slut, a bitch and a cocksucker, all of which is probably true, but anyway, the guys look ready to let the girls at each other
“Yes!!!! Here they go!
“The girls more or less jump at each other, and I can hear their supporters cheering as they lock up – trying each other out with their hands entwining, and Claire’s looking like she’s beginning to press down on Laura! Yeah! Laura’s getting bent over, a bit, but now she shakes her hands free and wraps her arms around Claire, and that’s taken the Irish girl by surprise – me too, because she doesn’t look capable of locking in a bear hug! She’s let go, and Claire’s got her by the hair – now Laura’s grabbed Claire’s hair, and they’re yanking each other around, both squealing and grunting, as this fight really gets going, but Claire’s not really getting anywhere like this, and both girls are adjusting - and I don’t know how she did that, but Laura’s got Claire in a headlock! The Welsh girl has Claire’s head under her left arm, her face pointing at the floor and the bitch uses her right fist to punch Claire in her face! Bad start for Claire, and she needs to get out of this!
“Grunting and panting, Claire’s swung her right arm up from behind, and she’s only hit Laura up between her legs! That’s a peach, and Laura’s dropped down to her knees, clutching at her crotch – that musta hurt the slut! And that’s the way to do it Claire! She just gave Laura a good kick in the ribs before she could get up, and that’s made her roll onto her back, but she kicks back at Claire when she tries to get on top of her then scrambles to her feet, before she can try again, both girls faces flushed as they get their breath back. Those face punches Laura landed on Claire have given her quite a bruise under her left eye – that’s gonna be sore later!
“Now the girls are at each other again, and they lock up, still testing each other out, still trying to show who’s the boss, and they’re twisting each other around then – God she’s supple! Laura frees her right arm, and she hits Claire in the belly – nice shots, too! And there’s another! She’s got Claire right where she wants her, grabs her by the shirt, and head butts her! Wow! That coulda broken Claire’s nose! Laura’s giving the Irish girl some punishment here, folks, I’m sad to say, and she’s pushed her backwards, Claire stumbling, but not going down! Not yet anyways!
“Now Laura’s pinning Claire against a wall, her left palm on the Irish girl’s shoulder, and she bitchslaps her face side to side with her right hand – shit! Her palm slaps Claire’s face one way, then she reverses her face with a blow with the back of her hand, and Claire’s bleeding! Another slap, but she needs a bit more to keep Claire still, and Claire’s grabbed the Welsh girl by the shoulder and turned her around! Now it’s Laura being pinned to the wall, and Claire gives her a good shake and a jolt, smacking the back of her head against the wall, turning the tables on the Welsh vixen!
“It looks to me like Laura’s a bit dazed after getting her head smashed into the hard wall, and she’s a bit slow to react as Claire uses her MMA skills, expertly kicking the Welsh girl to the side of her left knee, which starts to buckle, and Claire’s enjoying herself now, keeps Laura still by pressing her shoulders against the wall, kicking her to the knee again, Laura yelping like the wet dog she is, and Claire follows that up beautifully, nailing the Welsh bitch her with an elbow to her face, and another! Lovely stuff from Claire, her elbow cutting Laura’s left eyebrow a bit, and she steps back, the Wels girl sinking to the floor.
“Laura looks in trouble as the blood dribbles down her face, but Claire seems more intent on making sure she’s totally draining her, and she kicks the Welsh whore in her guts, Laura taking some nasty punishment now - but she’s not finished yet! Feisty Laura stops Claire in her tracks by grabbing her leg as she tries to kick her in her face, and now Claire goes down to the floor as well.
“The girls are struggling around, Laura banging Claire’s head on the floor as they grapple, but Claire’s slapped Laura hard across the face, the Welsh girl’s eyes popping, and now Claire’s grabbed her hair and turns her over, straddling her, and she’s grinding the Welsh girl’s face into the rough carpet – now that’s nasty! Claire’s holding Laura’s head and just scraping the left side of her face on that dirty surface – I can hear the bitch screaming! So now Claire’s pulling Laura back up to her feet, and boy is her face a mess? She’s got a savage, grazed carpet burn from her left eyebrow right down to her cheekbone, and even from here I can see that the skin has been scraped away in place, she red raw! Fuck! I Knew Claire could fight, but this is personal!.
“Pulling Laura upright, Claire slams her back into the wall once again – she’s really used the surrounds to her advantage tonight! She’s pressing the Welsh tramp against the wall,and shit! She crashes her knee upwards between Laura’s legs, banging it into the poor bitch’s cxnt! Hell! She’s done it again! Laura bust be done for folks, really taking a beating, and now, with fire in her Irish eyes, Laura presses her left knee into Laura’s gut and just ragdolls her! Left and right hand punches are smashing into Laura’s waiting face, and she goes down again!
“Laura’s on the floor, and I can see her body heaving as she sobs, and she’s pleading Claire to stop! That’s it! The Welsh slut has had enough! She’s been well beaten on the night, and she’s had to concede defeat! She’s on all fours in front of Claire, and Claire grabs her hair, and pulls her more upright – she’s snarling something at Laura but I can’t tell what it is – oh! Hang on! Claire’s let go of the Welsh girl’s hair, and Laura’s dropping her face forwards! Oh yeah! She’s kissing Claire’s feet! I’m loving this, and so are Claire’s friends! Laura’s don’t seem too happy, the bouncers who brought the girls in making sure none of them invade the fighting space as Laura pays her respects!
“I know Claire so well – she’s a horrible person to lose to, because she loves punishing the poor bitch she’s beaten, and I suspect she has something nasty in mind for Laura, bearing in mind their war of words in the past few days, and she’s calling over the two guys who escorted Laura into the room, the Welsh girl still on her knees, and oh my! One of the guys is dropping his pants! The other one’s pushing Laura towards him, and she’s struggling a bit – poor bitch! I can see the mess her left eye’s in – completely shut and bloody, and now this humiliation! Fuck! The guys putting his cock in Laura’s mouth – and she’s bobbing to and fro! Shit! She’s giving him a blowjob! He’s got his hands on the back of Laura’s head now, and he’s looking at the girl’s supporters – he’s cumming down her throat! Fucking hell! He’s pulled his cock out, and he’s turning Laura around – she’s gotta suck the other guy now! And he’s loving it! This isn’t so much a blowjob – more of a facefuck, and he looks ready to blow! He’s pulled out – he’s shot his load over her face! She’s coated!
“The guys have finished with Laura, who’s still on her knees, jizz around her mouth and chin, dribbling onto the carpet, the slut actually licking her lips, cum in her mouth, but there’s still plenty smeared over her face, and Claire’s laughing at Laura, and the Welsh tramp’s shouting something, ‘Yes! I’m your bitch! Yes! I’m a slut and a cocksucker!’ I don’t like Laura, but this is maybe too much, the bitch sobbing – and now Claire reward her for her obedience by giving her ribs and gut a kicking, taking her time, making sure Laura’s gonna have plenty of bruises – now she’s stopped!
“Claire’s clearly gotten bored with this, and she’s grabbed Laura by her hair to hold her head up and steady – she’s saying something, and spits in the slut’s face - and awwww! She finishes her off by driving her knee into the Welsh girl’s unprotected, battered face! That’s enough! And that’s all folks
