Cyber stalker strikes again (LOL) (Thanks to Chuck Berry for the inspiration)
When I was a shy little boy,
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.
Silver bells hanging on a string,
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling.
Then I grew up and started to fight,
I guess I wasn’t ever so bright.
Kept getting beat when in the ring,
Boxing’s hard when you’re holding a ding-a-ling-a-ling.
I joined a site and started to chat,
Didn’t know much about ‘this’ and ‘that‘,
A chick called Gemma started some-thing,
But she never knew about my ding-a-ling-a-ling.
In cyber fights she taught me all I know,
She made my skills just grow and grow.
She’s a sexy little chick, I’d like a fling,
But then she’d see my ding-a-ling-a-ling.
She’s toned and fit with a body so hot,
Knows how to use- what she’s got.
Her cyber fights all go with a zing,
Specially when she grabs my ding-a-ling-a-ling.
Everything’s right she is so cute,
Bet she looks good in her birthday suit.
Makes typing such a very hard thing,
When one hands holding your ding-a-ling-a--ling.
Sorry Gemma just couldn’t resist this J
