[Vassago]

KIM WILDE (Age: 29; 5'4" / 19th 2-3) vs KIM BASINGER (Age: 36; 5'7.5" / 7th 5-0)
Battle of the Kims is sure to create some sparks as the singer is keen on ending the actresses' unbeaten run. - Kim claims she's the biggest sex symbol of the decade but that's a load of crap if you ask me. When I smash her face into a bloody mess, no one would be interested in even looking at her. But the American also has a message for her opponent - Kim won't be able to speak for much longer when I knock her teeth out. She'll become an useless, stupid tramp, she's always was destined to be.


NANCY VALEN (Age: 24; 5'7" / 28th 0-5) vs LYDIA CORNELL (Age: 36; 5'6" / 9th 4-1)
There's a great deal of disbelief in Nancy Valen as she looks on Lydia's record - No way, she's that good, I'm gonna set her record straight and send her to ER in no time. However Lydia isn't too impressed with the brunette's comments and vows to destroy her instead - Nancy is a weak punchbag plain and simple, I'm going to kick her brains out and we'll see who ends up in ER!


KIM DELANEY (Age: 31; 5'7" / 29th 0-5) vs CATHERINE OXENBERG (Age: 28; 5'5.5" / 14th 3-2)
Another blonde vs brunette clash and while Kim Delaney is looking for any sort of a breakthrough, Catherine has found it in full swing it seems as the Dynasty star comes off a triple winning streak and is more then confident that #4 is just around the corner. - This fight won't last long and Kim can already call the doctors cause I'm not going to play with her, I'm just gonna wreck her senseless!


CINDY MARGOLIS (Age: 24; 5'7.5" / 8th 4-1) vs SHARON STONE (Age: 31; 5'8.5" / 1st 5-0)
Sharon Stone has settled herself in the top spot but faces a potential banana skin in Cindy Margolis here. - Well, Cindy claims to be tough, but she's just a phoney look-a-like to me - so says Sharon. Cindy got a good win over Tracy Scoggins in the previous round and thinks Sharon will regret her words - I'm gonna shove this bitch down the drain, her record is the only phoney thing around this place!!


KATE CAPSHAW (Age: 36; 5'7" / 10th 4-1) vs DEMI MOORE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 15th 3-2)
- It's abou time someone send this blonde bitch back to the cleaners and you know what, I'm the one who's going to do it - Demi Moore has shrugged off her loss to Kathleen Turner and is looking feisty as ever. But Kate Capshaw claims she's got the pure strenght to teach Demi a bad lesson instead - I'm equally as tough as Kathleen Turner is, so if she could demolish his slut, I'll do the same, you all just watch and enjoy!


DONNA DIXON (Age: 32; 5'9" / 3rd 5-0) vs HEATHER LOCKLEAR Age: 28; 5'5" / 16th 3-2)
Something's up in the air between these two. Donna Dixon has set the new record of winning margin in the previous round and is looking to spank Heather silly to further enhance her overall chances. But Heather is convinced that Donna's allegedly fluke results will get a serious overhaul right here - I've sharpened my claws enough to scratch her eyes out. She's a soft, overrated whore who'll get ripped to pieces when I'm finished with her!


DARYL HANNAH (Age: 29; 5'10" / 5th 5-0) vs TRACY SCOGGINS (Age: 36; 5'8" / 17th 2-3)
Another blonde vs brunette fight which can turn ugly for the loser. Daryl is still riding high on her unbeaten record and doesn't believe Tracy will be able to stop that. But the brunette has incurred an instant wrath of her rival" - How she dares showing off like that! I'm gonna crush her so badly, she'll forget her name, that's what will happen. Yet, Daryl isn't showing off the victory poses for no reason - Tracy always talks too much but I'll knock her on that fat ass in no time, so better look out, cause it will really get ugly for her!


ALISON ARMITAGE (Age: 24; 5'6" / 21st 1-4) vs MITZI KAPTURE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 20th 2-3)
Fresh from her maiden success Alison Armitage wants to jump on Mitzi Kapture as soon as possible and give her a proper, old-schooled beatdown. But Mitzi didn't take Meg Ryan all the way for no reason: - Alison got lucky with Rebecca who couldn't rip her tits off like I will. She's teasing me with this cleavage, I'll go right after it and we'll see how tough she really is!

[Glamour Fights]

This time I get to read my good buddy barbosa's comments before I do and he may even change my mind on a few. But I am an independent cuss so only good arguments will persuade me.

Kim Wilde vs Kim Basinger: I should be contrarian  and pick Wilde n another upset. But Basinger is not only stronger but a much better fighter. Kim B will have Kim W bawling in no time flat.

Nancy Valen vs Lydia Cornell: Well I do like the visual image of Nancy putting Lydia in a bostoncrab that barbosa claims. But I am going to stick with Lydia to win. Her legs are far more sexier and superior in my opinion than Nancy's. She uses Nancy's long, dark hair to get out of the bostoncrab. Then, never letting go of Nancy's hair she pulls her head between her thighs to force Nancy to scream out in pain. "That will teach you to go after my legs" snarls a happy Lydia.

Kim Delaney vs Catherine Oxenberg: Looks like Catherine is a beloved actress of both of us. Kim is particularly nasty in this fight when she sees her sophisticated looking blonde opponent. But people from Philly know a thing or two about street fighting. Kim tortures Catherine throughout much of the fight but Catherine gets her fingers around Kim's neck and chokes her unconscious.

Cindy Margolis vs Sharon Stone: If this were a straight wrestling match or catfight I would give the edge to Cindy even though Sharon likes to be a dominatrix. I think Cindy is more flexible and moves better. But Sharon has a big weapon in being bisexual. If she can dominate her opponent she will and then have her sexual fun with her. But if she is losing she knows how to stimulate her rival and get her too excited to fight. Either way, Sharon ends up sexually dominating her rival, something barbosa seems to agree with me.

Kate Capshaw vs Demi Moore: I have been a big fan of Kate Capshaw since I saw her in some movie or TV series I don't remember. She gives Demi a long, hard fight until the bitter end. But the end is bitter for her as Demi wears her down and eventually overpowers her, finishing her off with a surfboard stretch.

Donna Dixon vs Heather Locklear: Heather burst on the scene as a sweetheart in T.J. Hooker but then played a bitch on Dynasty and other TV series. Donna Dixon was a sweetheart on Bosom Buddies, a series perhaps named in honor of her chest. Heather comes out all claws but Donna thwarts her efforts. She grabs Heather's wrists and controls her arms as Donna is too strong for Heather. I see her hurting Heather with a double chicken wing and then a full nelson, lifting the petite blond clear off her feet.

Daryl Hannah vs Tracy Scoggins: I consider Tracy beating Daryl as a big of an upset but not a huge upset. Daryl is tough and strong, Tracy is tough and strong (but not quite as strong) and mean. I agree with barbosa that Tracy has more fighting spirit inside. Daryl is proud and wants to win but Tracy is proud and wants to obliterate her rival. Daryl is overcome by the ferocity of Tracy's attack.

Alison Armitage vs Mitzi Kapture: Alison plans to jump Mitzi even before the start. The Silk Stockings star is used to such tactics. She reaches in Alison's cleavage and tortures her boobs before knocking Alison on her ass. She then yanks off Alison's boots and uses them to beat Alison as Alison rolls to get away. Mitzi keeps following her and beating her front and back. Finally Mitzi shows why you should always were silk stockings to a catfight. She does a sexy strip as she seductively removes her silk stockings. Then uses them to hogtie Alison up.

[djcrash]

my votes are in as well.

[byline]

These polls are about to end so I had better get in my comments even though in some I am trying to push the tide back out.

Kim Basinger has no trouble with Kim Wilde. If Wilde was a bit bigger or Basinger wasn’t so tough and good fighter then Wilde might give Basinger a good fight. Neither is true so Basinger puts Wilde away early. Basinger then rests up for her next fight.

Nancy Valen shuts Lydia Cornell’s bedroom eyes. This fight has a lot of similarities to the Audrey Landers vs Marla Heasley fight. A bigger, winless brunette against a blonde with only one loss. Admittedly Marla is taller than Audrey than Nancy is over Lydia. But the result is the same. Sorry, Glamour Fights, but your sweetheart is pulled off her feet by her hair and then dragged around the rough carpet getting all sorts of brush burns. Nancy stops pulling Lydia around only long enough to let her get to her hands and knees. Then she delivers a vicious kick from the side to sent Lydia flying over onto her side. Another kick to the head and those big eyes of Lydia are shut for good.

Kim Delaney takes Catherine Oxenberg’s reddish pink dress home for a souvenir. Another winless brunette against a blonde with a winning record. The two are well matched for the fight. Kim’s tight but very, very short dress allows her to eventually trap Catherine in a powerful scissors. She gets a submission by crushing Catherine’s waist. She chokes Catherine unconscious from behind then stripes her naked, taking all her clothes as a trophy to celebrate her first win.   

Cindy Margolis wins a sex fight with Sharon Stone. This fight ending up in a sex fight seems right on the money. I see Cindy out wrestling and out catfighting the weaker Sharon first and physically dominating her. When Sharon tries to pull out a victory by seducing Cindy, Cindy shows her she is more woman in that department also. Cindy wasn’t the number one internet model for a few years for nothing. Oh yes, did I mention Sharon wasn’t wearing underpants this time either.

Demi Moore tortures overmatched Kate  Capshaw. Kate tries to match up strength for strength with Demi. She doesn’t match up well nor does she match up in nastiness. One Demi overpowers Kate and has her at her mercy she shows none. Kate is not one to cry easily but Demi has the tears flowing proliferously by the end of the fight.

Heather Locklear proves a smaller but vicious catfighter can make a bigger wrestler like Donna Dixon admit defeat. Donna may win lots of falls and early submissions. But this is a fight to the finish until one woman says “nor more, I’ve had enough”. Heather just won’t do that. Donna is superior early but Heather just keeps coming back until she wears Donna down with her harder scratching, hairpulling, and other dirty tricks. Eventually it is a worn out Donna who has to say she has had enough.

Tracy Scoggins gives another blonde her first defeat as she gets on Daryl’s back and pulls her hair out. Tracy is just plain mean. She is also tough and persistent. She matches the slightly taller Daryl in strength which is something Daryl is not used to. This could be the longest, hardest fought match of the round. A bad move by Daryl on her stomach. Tracy jumps on her back and Daryl is defenseless to stop the abuse Tracy gives her.

Alison Armitage wins a classic catfight over Mitzi Kapture. Alison and Mitzi waste no time if locking into each other’s hair in a stand up “I pull your hair you pull mine, I slap you you slap me” classic catfight. Clothes are ripped as free hands grasp everywhere.. The two women fight for many minutes on their feet. They finally go down together and end up rolling back and forth with neither having much of an advantage. Back on their feet for more hairpulling, slapping and shin kicking. Ah, that is where Alison has the advantage with her knee high boots against Mitzi’s bare shins. OK, they are covered by silk stocking which don’t offer much protection. Mitzi grinds her heel onto Alison’s toes. It hurts Alison because Mitzi’s heels are more stiletto. But Alison wins this also as her heel finds open toes. In the end a limping Mitzi is done in by Alison.

[Vassago]

More close fights in this set allthough Kim Basinger and Lydia Cornell both clinched double-digit margin of victory in the end 

Kim Wilde (27) vs Kim Basinger (56)
The wild nature of the singer Kim crumbled under Kim Basinger's heavy blows and witnessed the singer spirralling down on the floor in defeat. All the experts had this on the cards and Basinger truly meant bussiness and gave Wilde no chance whatsoever in a sheer display of female fury.

Nancy Valen (36) vs Lydia Cornell (48)
There was some stir regarding Lydia's personal values, but bedroom eyes or not, she's proven she can kick some butt once give a reason to. Nancy's hairpulling tactics weren't tough enough and that let Lydia off the leash. She tripped Nancy down on the floor and dragged her by the hair instead before kicking her brains out in a vicious performance. The brunette passed out unconscious and Lydia could offer a winning look towards all her supporters and it seems like she's got at least one if them among the experts alright.

Kim Delaney (39) vs Catherine Oxenberg (43)
There was finally some fire shown by Kim Delaney but it still didn't give her a maiden success. Catherine doesn't turn up as a mean bitch often enough and she nearly paid a heavy prize for taking it easy with Kim at the start. The brunette wasted little time to jump on her blonde rival and bruised her face with some vicious scratching before Catherine finally put the hammer down and tossed the bigger woman around and ended up wearing her out into exhaustion. I guess Kim's street fight tactics still needs to be polished if she's going to win a fight anytime soon.

Cindy Margolis (39) vs Sharon Stone (45)
Sex fight it is among these two blondes but once Sharon finally bruised Cindy's crotch beyond the limits, she found out she'd wasted too much time seeking pleasure from this fight and got jumped back by Heather Thomas for the overall lead in the tournament. But Sharon is able to swallow that pill for the time being as she prefers spending ,ore bedtime with Cindy.

Kate Capshaw (39) vs Demi Moore (45)
This was always going to be a close fight, but Demi's strenght and stamina eventually prevailed over Kate's aggressive approach which had the brunette on watch mode ever since the beginning of the fight. Kate's height advantage paid no favours as Demi mauled her with vicious slaps to the face and body. Once the blonde crumbled on her knees, Demi unleashed a flying kick to Kate's face and send her down and out.

Donna Dixon (43) vs Heather Locklear (41)
Donna's unbeaten record came under a massive threat from Heather whose wild approach dragged Donna on the ground early on and looked to give her the edge. But Heather's punches didn't do enough damage and once Donna managed to wrap her thighs around the Dynasty's blonde waist, there was a shift in action. Heather tried to demolish Donna's face as hard as she could, but failed to escape the bodyscissors and lost her temper and was forced to give up. A great win for Donna over a very tough opponent.

Daryl Hannah (45) vs Tracy Scoggins (38)
Tracy thinks she's much better then her record shows but Daryl is taking things seriously since she almost lost to Brooke Shields earlier. Tracy punches as hard as anyone out there, but Daryl decided she's not going into a straight forward slugfest and attacked Tracy's legs, bringing her down on the floor. Tracy's lack of a proper defence let her down again as the blonde's quick punches to her stomach wore the brunette out and made her easy target for a convincing KO.

Alison Armitage (41) vs Mitzi Kapture (43)
Another close fight to round off this set with both Alison and Mitzi rolling on the ground back and forth before Mitzi finally managed to pin the redhead on her back and jump on her boobs which only made Alison whimper in pain. Grapevin pin followed and Alison couldn't stand the pain or catch her breath anymore, signalling her defeat much to Mitzi's pleasure.