As Chrisssy rushes at Leslie, I turn to face Leslie's mini me confusingly called Leslie K.
The little bitch is looking angry and aggressive as she tells me I'm getting a Philly style beatdown. I pretend not to hear and she repeats it louder. I pretend I still can't hear her and she moves in closer repeating herself louder. She walked closer and closer to me looking angrier and shouting louder until she is in range for me to drop a head butt on to her nose.
I stand and let her recover. "Leslie Kunt, this is the last time I'm going to be nice. Get up and fight hard otherwise the proper Leslie is going to be in a 2v1 fight."
DD loves to maim and fight!
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I take a stagger step back after the headbutt. I wipe the blood trickling from my nose and then lick it off my finger. "I love the taste of blood in the morning. Even if it's my own. It wakes me up!!" I gave Donna a grin showing my teeth now streaked crimson red. With a war shriek I kick my right foot hard at her, my heel slamming into her left knee with full force. "Hard to fight if you can't stand up, foul mouthed bitch!!"
Leslie K - partner of Lovely Leslie
I'm Philly Crazy & proud of it!
Leslie Kunt tells me she likes the taste of blood. "Well, that's lucky for you because you're going to taste a lot of it in this fight!" She suddenly comes charging at me like a shrieking banshee and ends up kicking me in the knee. I wince and stagger down to the one knee but then feel my head being dragged back by the hair with this ugly bitch looking down on me. "Hard to fight if you can't stand up, foul mouthed bitch!!"
Ewwww! She spits a few specks of blood out as she speaks which land on my face. After wiping them off, I smirk at her. "Yes, you are right. It is hard to fight when you are not standing up. But then, I'm only fighting you dear..." with that, I slam a hard right fist into her unguarded belly which forces her to let go of my hair and stagger back a few steps. I stand upright and go over to her as she is doubled over and grab her by the hair to hold her in place. I then slam my knee up into her face. "Let's get you bleeding some more, you fucking bitch. I know you like it..."
I hear some wailing and look over to see Chrisssy beating up Leslie number one. Glad to see both of us having fun...
DD
I double over gasping from your hard punch to my belly. You grab my hair and I see your knee shoot up into my face. UUGGHHHHHH I drop to my knees stunned and dizzy fighting the pain. I shake my head to clear it a little as the blood streams down my face and little drops of blood fly when I shake my head. I wipe my face with the back of. my hand and look at you. I make it back up to my feet with my fists clenched. "Is that the best you got? can do this all day."
I see my partner in trouble but fighting back too attacking Chrissy's breast then look back at you. I have to do something to slow you down. It worked once, why not try again. So I send another kick at your knee. No matter how this ends you are going to know you were in a f--king fight!
I laugh as you ask me if that's the best I got. "Oh no, Leslie Kunt. I'm not even at 10 per cent yet..." You come towards me with venom in your eyes and then you throw a predictable kick at my knee again which I'm able to dodge with a side step.
"Hey honey, if you're trying to slow me down it would help if you weren't slower than a tortoise when you attacked me with your moves!"
I throw a hard right hand jab towards your already bloodied face and then follow up with an attempted kick to your belly. "Come on Leslie Kunt! Fight back baby and make this interesting for me..."
I take a quick glance over to see Chrisssy still doing the business on proper Leslie before fixing my eyes back on Leslie Kunt...
DD
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I see you're getting overconfident and a little careless and the jab gets through and snaps my head back a bit. But I see your lazy kick coming a mile away.and easily back up a couple steps so all your foot hits is air.
"You want interesting? You'll love this!" I notice you're distracted watching Chrissy and my partner. I use my yoga skills to do a quick handstand and then follow through with a full springing somersault driving both my feet out like pistons at your vulnerable unprotected belly!
I'm transfixed with watching Chrisssy destroy proper Leslie when my attention is broken by Leslie Kunt shouting. She says: "You want interesting? You'll love this!" So I watch her every move as the ageing yoga enthusiast manages to do what is, to be fair, an impressive hand stand. But then she attempts some sort of somersault kick to my belly which I almost read before she'd even thought of doing it! She misses and ends up lying flat on the floor.
I sit on her back and yank her head up by her hair. "You really think interrupting me when I'm watching my partner in action is the best thing to do? Now you've *really* pissed me off!"
I ram her face fist into the floor before yanking her back up by the hair. "Now you're gonna bleed like never before..." I send a few punches to her exposed face while watching Chrisssy do a proper number on proper Leslie...
