After whipping the ass of Ryona... boy? dude?... Ryona-who-cares-he's-dead-anyway, I put out a call for challengers who think they can take me in a fight. Several answered the call, most of them were pathetic and wouldn't stand a chance. One of them seemed less pathetic than the others, and she's a friend of the previously mentioned loser, so she is seeking to avenge him... like this is some action movie. Whatever.
The fight will be taking place in a cage and the rules are simple; there aren't any. That's it.
Loser will be taking a big ole dildo up the poop chute (which I really should have done to Ryona-loser-boy) along with any other humiliation the winner desires, before the final curtain falls on the loser, maybe taking their head off, I don't know a lot about stage curtains (was not a theatre nerd in school).
With no further ado, meet the fighters!
First up, me, obviously. 5'3" 105lbs
And then the soon to be more of a loser, Andrea aka AuntyAndrea- 5'4" 155lbs (maybe go on a diet)
You have 3 days to make your picks. I'm sure you'll pick correctly.