[Glamour Fights]

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Raquel Welch	Sybil Danning
29 years old	22 years old
5'5” 118 lbs BMI: 19.7	5'7” 120 lbs BMI: 18.8
37C-22½-35½	36C-24-36
7th 38pts 19-5-0	4th 42pts 21-3-0

GF: Raquel, this could be the longest, hardest fought, closest fight of the round. You are known for having a high pain threshold, taking lots of punishment but continuing to fight and often coming back to win. Sybil is exceptionally nasty sets up to be a nasty blonde vs brunette catfight. How do you view it?   
Raquel Welch: I am tough as you have said indirectly. What you may not believe is that I can be as nasty, evil and dirty as Sybil. Diane McBain proved that if you give it to Sybil like she does to you, you can beat her. I will come out so aggressive and nasty she won’t know what hit her.
GF: Sybil, are you looking forward to getting your claws into Raquel.
Sybil Danning: YOU KNOW I AM!!! I can’t wait to rip her hair out, maul her overrated boobs, and do things to her that one doesn’t even talk about in the middle of the night. We will see exactly what the limits are of her pain threshold. Believe me, I will exceed them.

Jill St. John	Victoria Principal
29 years old	19 years old
5'6” 118 lbs BMI: 19.1	5'5” 115 lbs BMI: 19.2
36C-22-35	37C-23-35
5th 42pts 21-3-0	13th 26pts 13-11-0

GF: Jill, this is a fight with two absolutely stunning redheads. Will the redhead temper come into play? I have already stated you are the biggest surprise of the tournament. I never expected you to do so well. How do you explain your success?
Jill St. John: First of all thank you for complimenting Victoria and me. Yes, I do believe people will see a spirited, close, but cleanly fought match between two redheads with some anger thrown in here and there. I think I have been successful because my foes think of me the same way as you and underestimate me. Hope they keep it up.
GF: Victoria, I always hoped you would have a catfight with Linda Gray on Dallas. Too bad we never saw one. Jill seems to be a tougher opponent than expected. How do you plan to take her?
Victoria Principal: Thanks for your compliments. A fight between me and Linda would have been over quickly as she was so out of shape. Jill has a nice shape but I don’t think she has much stamina. I will stall and fight her until she runs out of gas. Then I will run over her. I will win the battle of the redheads as indicated by my OK sign.

Annette Funicello	Linda Evans
27 years old	27 years old
5'3” 118 lbs BMI: 20.9	5'8” 125 lbs BMI: 19.0
36C-22-36	34C-24-34
23rd 16pts 8-16-0	6th 42pts 21-3-0

GF: Annette, what’s with the stuffed tiger?
Annette Funicello: Hee hee, it’s just my way of saying I will rip Linda apart like an overstuffed toy. Ann-Margret showed everyone she isn’t so tough. How will I beat her? Why with a surfboard hold of course.
GF: Linda, you had a chance to get into 2nd and maybe even 1st place but lost badly to Ann-Margret. Are you in shape to have another fight so quickly?
Linda Evans: Not only in shape but ready, able, and willing. I will not take Annette lightly. I will be on her like a cheap rug right from the start so she gets no confidence. Maybe I will even stuff that stuffed tiger down her throat.

Stefanie Powers	Britt Ekland
27 years old	27 years old
5'7” 118 lbs BMI: 18.5	5'5" 110 lbs BMI: 18.3
36B-25-35	34B-22-34
19th 22pts 11-13-0	25th 12pts 6-18-0

GF: Stefanie, neither you nor Britt are powerhouses. This looks like a good opportunity for you go get a win?
Stefanie Powers: I will pound that weak, blonde slut into smithereens! I am bigger than her and a much better fighter. I have a lot more experience fighting than she does. She won’t know what hit her but I will gladly tell her after she wakes up.
GF: Britt, do you think you can take Stefanie?
Britt Ekland: No question about it. She can’t fight her way out of a wet paper bag. I will easily drag her around by her reddish dark hair. But my favorite move will be to win a test of strength and bend her wrists to the breaking point.

Suzanne Somers	Ann-Margret
23 years old	28 years old
5'5½” 118 lbs BMI: 19.4	5'5" 120 lbs BMI: 20.0
35C-23-34	35D-23-35
19th 22pts 11-13-0	2nd 44pts 22-2-0

GF: Suzanne, I see your brought your thigh master along. Do you plan to choke Ann-Margret with that? Is that the only way you think you can beat her?
Suzanne Somers: No, I won’t need to use it on her. It is just a reminder to people that I have very strong legs and arms from doing resistance training. Crowds are usually against me and Ann-Margret has a huge following so I need to try and get some on my side. Otherwise I am fighting Ann-Margret and the crowd. But I will use that for motivation as I fight better as the underdog.
GF: Ann-Margret, this could be a battle of powerful legs. Do you think you can win such a battle?
Ann-Margret: Battle of legs, battle of arms, battle of bodies – BRING IT ON! I will beat Suzanne in any such contest. The only thing she has bigger than mine is her mouth and I will close that quickly.

Goldie Hawn	Joey Heatherton
24 years old	25 years old
5'5" 118 lbs BMI: 19.7	5'5” 112 lbs BMI: 18.7
34B-24-36	34C-20-32
32nd 3pts 1-22-1	8th 36pts 18-6-0

GF: Goldie, You are fighting to stay out of last place. What makes you think you have any chance against Joey Heatherton?
Goldie Hawn: Because I have strong biceps, if you haven’t noticed. I will clamp a headlock on her and squeeze her neck or ugly head until she has to surrender. She won’t be able to dance out of my vice like grip. Besides I will go after the same pussy area that Sybil damaged.
GF: Joey, you just had a disappointing loss to Sybil Danning in which she brutalized some of your more sensitive body areas. Do you think that will be a factor in this fight?
Joey Heatherton: It does mean I won’t be fucking anyone soon, lucky for Goldie or I would really fuck her up. She comes close to touching that area and she will be even more sorry than normal. Sounds like she wants a test of headlocks. Well that is a big mistake on her part as I can combine a headlock with a body scissors to squish the shit out of her.

Cathy Lee Crosby	Barbara Bach
25 years old	22 years old
5'7½” 128 lbs BMI: 19.8	5''7” 116 lbs BMI: 18.2
35B-23-34	36B-24-35
16th 22pts 11-13-0	26th 9pts 4-19-1

GF: Cathy Lee, you would appear to have a significant weight, strength, and athletic prowess over Barbara Bach. Do you think you will walk over her?
Cathy Lee Crosby: I’ll let you know after the fight. I am not taking her for granted. I made that mistake before to my dismay. The only one who will be dismayed this fight will be Barbara. I will take my time and work her over thoroughly.
GF: Barbara, Cathy Lee was a semipro tennis player. Do you think you can stay with her physically?
Barbara Bach: Hey, in case you haven’t noticed I am not exactly chopped meat. I have worn my cave girl outfit to psyche myself up. I am more agile than her and will make the clumsy bitch look foolish. Just watch when I leap high in the air and get her fat neck between my thighs.

Dian Parkinson	Jaclyn Smith
25 years old	24 years old
5'7" 128 lbs BMI: 20.1	5'7" 118 lbs BMI: 18.5
37D-23-37	34½B-24-35
24th 15pts 7-16-1	31st 4pts 2-22-0

GF Dian, what do you plan to do to the only Angel who starred in every episode?:
Dian Parkinson:  Make her suffer and cry for the longest amount of time in any match. I will torture and punish her until she is ready to submit. Then relax before I hurt her again and again. This fight is going to be fun for a change.
GF: Jaclyn, did you hear that?
Jaclyn Smith: She is just a dumb blonde, cxnt. Even more stupid than Farrah who thought she was bigger than the show. We will see who is having fun as I sit on her soft belly and rip her tits off.

[Vassago]

My thoughts on this set: 

Raquel Welch vs Sybil Danning
Together with Elke/Senta fight this is a stand out duell of this round. However Raquel meets her fate at the hands of Sybil who gives the redhead bombshell her worst defeat ever. If there is any woman able to dominate Raquel, then Sybil Danning is the one (Ann Margaret would have something to say about that though). Raquel won't have much hair left after this and her tits would be torn apart as Sybil conquers her in the most evil way possible.

Jill St. John vs Victoria Principal
Jill is jealous of Sybil and follows up with a brutal trashing that leaves Victoria Principal bald as a coot and beaten into a bloody mess. Jill still fancies her chances for the overall title and wants everyone to know she can destroy her opponents as easily as she wants to.

Annette Funicello vs Linda Evans
Linda is out for revenge and she easily manhandles Annette in a quick fight. Whether the tiger ends up shoved down the brunette's throat or her crotch is up to Linda's decision.

Stefanie Powers vs Britt Ekland
After losing to Lindsay Wagner of all people, Stefanie is barely able to be proud of herself anymore. Britt easily becomes the aggressor in this contest and knocks Stefanie firmly on her ass and out of the fight.

Suzanne Somers vs Ann Margaret
Probably the roughest fight in prospect with both women able to punch hard in order to completely destroy her opponent. However Ann Margaret's quick trashing of Linda Evans is a sign of things to come for Suzanne who gets knocked out badly and barely able to whimper a defeat as Ann's relentless pounding leaves Suzanne a sour loser in the end.

Goldie Hawn vs Joey Heatherton
Joey has called the ambulance already and by the time it arrives, Goldie is lying unconscious on the floor and Joey jumping all over the fallen fellow blonde. This is a great physical mismatch and quite frankly Goldie would be better off by giving a walkover to Joey.

Cathy Lee Crosby vs Barbara Bach
There is going to be a chopped meat after this one and it's Barbara allright. Cathy proves her thighs are much more powerful then the Bond's girl and she easily headlocks the brunette and punches her brains out in a brutal fashion.

Dian Parkinson vs Jaclyn Smith
If there is anyone willing to see a curvy blonde taking out all her anger on a slim brunette this is a perfect match up. Jaclyn doesn't get as badly wrecked as Goldie Hawn but she stands no chance against Dian nonetherless and ends up as a tossed rag doll much to the blonde's delight.

[byline]

Some more great fights and some more blow outs. My opinions follow.
Raquel Welch loses to Sybil Danning
My vote for the sexiest fight of the round. Another candidate for a long, tough fight because it takes a lot to put even a battered Raquel away. Raquel’s resistance only adds to the sinister Sybil’s pleasure as she likes to torture her victims. After some hard fighting the winner is evident but Sybil takes her time abusing Raquel who fights on as bravely as she can.

Jill St. John over Victoria Principal
Redhead against redhead. Jill has the redder hair as Victoria’s is dark red. Victoria says it is hair coloring that makes Jill’s dull hair redder. As Victoria makes her OK sign for her victory Jill hauls back and slams her hard on the jaw. The blow knows Victoria ass over tea kettle and leaves Jill standing, laughing at her demolished foe.

Annette Funicello loses to Linda Evans
I would love to see little Annette humiliate Linda by beating her. Linda is too big, too strong, and too good a fighter for this to happen. Linda gets a chance to be a big bully as she bullies and intimidates Annette for the whole fight.

Stefanie Powers over Britt Ekland
The redheaded Stefanie shows blonde Britt why she won many of her fights on Hart 2 Hart. She tears off Britt’s bottom to turn 007 into 000 as she then rips out Britt’s blonde fuzz.

Suzanne Somers loses to Ann-Margret
Another good fight and closer than their records would suggest. They fight evenly in a power struggle but Ann-Margret proves to have the superior stamina and wears Suzanne down.

Goldie Hawn loses to Joey Heatherton
I echo barbosa’s comments for this fight. Tell Goldie to bring me a lobster tail.

Cathy Lee Crosby over Barbara Bach
Barbara tries to look fierce to make Cathy have her doubts. Problem is Barbara doesn’t have the stature to do it. Cathy dunks Barbara in the river and tells her she is all wet to think she can beat her.

Dian Parkinson over Jaclyn Smith
Jaclyn cannot give Dian enough of a battle for this to be a really good blonde vs brunette fight. It takes less than 30 seconds for Dian to have Jaclyn in the same au natural state that she is in. There are those that say Jaclyn was the prettiest and sexiest angel. She was certainly the longest lasting but she does not last long in this fight. Dian enjoys rubbing her pussy all over Jaclyn’s face in a very long facesit.

[Glamour Fights]

1950s Round 25 Set 2
Post fight comments:
Raquel Welch 39 vs Sybil Danning 46: {Pundits 0-4}
Another unanimous decision but one has the feeling that the choice was closer in the minds of each of the experts than the final outcome of the tally. Raquel is a true fighter who can never be counted out even when she is taking lots of punishment. The same proved true of Sybil. Raquel came out the more aggressive and was giving it to Sybil. Sybil took it until she could counter attack. Sybil was just too fast, too strong, and more important too nasty although Raquel doesn’t lack for being mean. Sybil took over and tortured Raquel much to the delight of many of Raquel’s fans. With fans like hers who needs enemies. Lol.

Jill St. John 55 vs Victoria Principal 28: {Pundits 4-0}
An easy win for Jill in agreement with all the experts. Barbosa calls Jill the surprise of the tournament and I would have to agree. She wasted no time in giving Victoria the 4th worst beating of the round. Jill’s record is blemished only by losses to Pam Grier, Cathy Lee Crosby, and Ann-Margret. None of these are surprising although she probably would want a redo with Cathy who has not done all that well. Victoria got Jill riled up by indicting she was the winner before the fight even began. Jill was particularly aggressive and nasty to her fellow redhead to teach her a lesson. “She had fewer chickens than she thought” laughed Jill afterward.

Annette Funicello 27 vs Linda Evans 54: {Pundits 0-4}
My poor seeding ability is demonstrated by another unanimous selection. I could always blame the voters who were largely responsible for the seeding in the selection process. Linda just picked up Annette and shook her like the toy tiger Annette was holding. Linda gave Annette the 2nd worst beating this time. It two to one but she lost out the honor to Dian Parkinson who completely obliterated Jaclyn Smith by almost 3 to 1.

Stefanie Powers 30 vs Britt Ekland 53 : {Pundits 2-2}
The experts were divided and both Stefanie and Britt were looking for a rare win. We note that Britt had 6 wins to Stefanie’s 2.Brit not only discovered that she could get another win but a rare big win. Stefanie claim she was pistol whipped by Britt to explain the 4th worst beat down. But I personally revolved removed the hand gum from Britt’s swimsuit. Britt merely proved to be the much better fighter and really took it to Stefanie.

Suzanne Somers 33 vs Ann-Margret 51 : {Pundits 1-3}
Most of the experts predicted a tough fight and realistic man unrealistically predicted Suzanne would win. Ann-Margret scoffed at Suzanne’s thigh master and Suzanne’s strong thighs. Instead she gave Suzanne the 7th worse beaten and over 60%. Ann-Margret said “It doesn’t matter how strong your thighs are if you can’t get them around your opponent. I have no idea how strong her legs are because she never got them around me. But she knows very well how powerful my legs are. I do hope her rips aren’t broken.”

Goldie Hawn 34 vs Joey Heatherton 50: {Pundits 0-4}
The only way Joey could get into trouble with this fight was to be overconfident and take Goldie too lightly. Joey did beat up on Goldie but didn’t quite make the 60% cut off by only 0.5%. Maybe some more strategic planning by Joey who eased up at the end once Goldie was semi-conscious at her feet. “No seen wasting energy when you don’t have to” was Joey’s quote.

Cathy Lee Crosby 43 vsBarbara Bach 40: {Pundits 3-1}
Once again realisticman was the only one to back Barbara Bach. Turns out he wasn’t so far off  base on this one. Barbara lost to Cathy by only 3 votes or 51.8% with only the draw between Adrienne Barbeau and Tuesday Weld. In fact Barbara even looked like she was going to take the fight. This was another fight where the better fighter could get her foe in trouble more oven than not. But she didn’t have the weight nor the strength to achieve a victory. The bigger, stronger woman was able to also trap Barbara at times but Barbara was too good to stay trapped or pinned. That is until Cathy wore her out with her size and Barbara didn’t have any strength in her legs to lift Cathy off her.

Dian Parkinson 60 vs Jaclyn Smith 21: {Pundits 4-0}
This was the last fight on the card and the shortest. Dian won her bet with Joey as to the fastest fight although barbosa predicted it the other way. It was so short there isn’t much to describe. It lasted a full 30 seconds only because Dian took a couple of extra shots at Jaclyn for her own enjoyment.

[djcrash]

The "who cares" match first Linda over Annette, then we get into some great scraps. Victoria gives Jill all she can handle and then some. From the mean and vicious side has Goldie getting the edge over Joey then beats and kicks her when she is down. Dian's tits get mauled but she is is still in control over Jaclyn and makes her pay for all of the tit work she did. We come to the best fight of all and maybe in this group, Sybil is almost as exhausted as she finishes off Raquel, great face ride finish with taunting after wards.