Sarah Brooke is the current god of catfights. Who was her toughest opponent?
Lexi beat her up for 1 round, mila rose didnt back down over 2 fights, Charlie had a good brawl too.
But who was the toughest opponent?
Lexi came out of the gate at 150 miles per hour, but once Sarah got her second wind and started to retaliate, Lexi conveniently ended the fight.
The reminds me of when Buddy Hackett was on Johnny Carson and told his 'duck joke'.
Two farmers are inspecting the fence between their farms, and there's a duck on the wall. Farmer 1 says, 'That's my duck.' Farmer 2 says, 'No, that's MY duck.'
So Farmer 1, goes, 'Tell you what. Let's do a game. I kick you in the nuts, then you kick me in the nuts, etc etc, back and forth, taking turns, and whoever quits first, the other one gets the duck.' Farmer 2 goes, 'Ok.'
So Farmer 1 goes first and kicks Farmer 2 in the nuts. Farmer 2 writhes on the ground for 5 minutes, tears of pain coming out of his eyes. He regains his composure, gets up, and goes, 'Ok. My turn.'
And Farmer 1 goes, 'Nah. You can have the duck.'
So Lexi was Farmer 1. She kicked Sarah in the nuts, then said, 'You can have the duck.'
Hilarious, Lexi. Simply hilarious.