Post fight interviews:
Thanks again to all the comments and predictions.
Ursula Andress 31 vs Stella Stevens 41 : {Pundits 5-0}
Based upon the pundits predictions this should have been a big blow out in Ursula’s favor. So arguably it could be one of the biggest upsets of the tournament. Add to that the fact that Ursula had a tough fight in beating Sophia but Stella got battered and bruised horribly by Kim Novak. Instead Stella beat Ursula in a fairly easy win. She got Ursula in trouble right from the start and never let up. You were supposed to be in bad shape after being beat every which way by Kim and you still manage to win. Enlighten us how this was possible.
GF: Ursula, this had to be a heartbreaking loss. It was you first defeat and took you out of first place. And it was to a fighter many considered inferior to you. What happened?
Ursula Andress: I believed everyone when they said Stella was overrated and soft. That she had no real fighting spirit. Don’t believe everything you read. She can out so aggressively it caught me off guard. That was my stupid mistake and I have no one to blame but myself. Stella may not be real strong but she knows how to fight and once she has you in trouble she knows how to use what muscles she has effectively. I am now very, very angry and will demolish my next two opponents, particularly Kim. I will use Anita as a warm up tool for Kim. Mark my words.
GF: Stella, no one thought you had a chance of wining. But you took the fight to Ursula. You were supposed to be in bad shape after being beat every which way by Kim and you still manage to win. Enlighten us how this was possible.
Stella Stevens : I told you I was as strong as her. And I am a much better catfighter. I don’t think Ursula was used to having her hair pulled that hard and it took her off her game. Oh yes, the stupid cxnt wore a belt on her costume. It was easy to remove it and use it to choke her.
Sophia Loren 39 vs Jane Fonda 34: {Pundits 6-0}
Another overwhelming victory predicted by the pundits in favor of Sophia. Sophia won by Jane gave her a run for her money. Sophia was obviously the stronger and the nastier fighter so many are wondering why she didn’t demolish Jane.
GF: Sophia, some consider your victory over Jane almost a defeat as you didn’t beat her by all that much. Does this mean you aren’t as good as some say or that she is better than they say?
Sophia Loren: Neither. It means I am smart. I rested the whole fight whilst Kim had a tough fight against Anita. Too bad, Anita is such a loser but no matte. I would beat that phony, Kim, anyway but now I am fully rested and she will be tired. She has won several fights by being rested while her opponent was tired so now the shoe is on the other foot. And that shoe will stomp her face so you won’t recognize her. I will beat her up so badly she will lose to Ursula also who just has to fall on her. If the Italians can’t win this then at least a European should.
GF: Did you hear what Sophia said and how do you respond?
Jane Fonda: She is just making excuses for not being able to dominate me. If she wasn’t so fat and heavy I would have taken her. But when you have a two ton behemoth crushing you there isn’t a lot you can do. But she will lose to Kim. Kim is smarter than her, faster, than her and just as strong. Believe me, I have felt the power of both their arms and legs and Kim comes out ahead.
Jane Russell 46 vs Rita Hayworth 26: {Pundits 4-1}
In the battle of two of the glamourous sex symbols perhaps more known in the forties, Jane prove far superior as predicted by the pundits. Jane used her size to wear Rita down and then keep her there with a full body press. Jane gave Rita the 3rd worst beat down this round.
GF: Jane, an easy win for you for a change. Did you expect a tougher fight from Rita?
Jane Russell: No, I won’t be politically correct and say nice things. Look at her, no muscle and not much size. She tires to fight but has nothing there to counter a big, tough woman like me. I enjoyed sexually dominating her at the end. Amazing how many orgasms an old bitch like her can have.
GF: Rita, you lost the battle of what some consider the more elderly vamps. Did you think you had any chance against the bigger Jane?
Rita Hayworth: Of course I did or I shouldn’t be in the fight. I have strong legs and Jane is slow. I thought I could out maneuver her and get her in a scissors. But she was too strong and easily broke my scissors. Then once that cow gets on top of you it is like trying to lift a buffalo off you.
Brigitte Bardot vs 35 Mitzi Gaynor 37: {Pundits 0-5}
The pundits predicted a one-sided fight by going unanimously for Mitzi. Brigitte’s abilities seem to have been downgraded as the tournament continues and many feel Mitzi has been underrated. This turned out to be in a very close fight, in fact the closest fight of the round. Mitzi gave up trying to get in close and try and scissor Brigitte when Brigitte kept her away with high kicks from her long legs. Mitzi finally got behind her for a full nelson which she used to force Brigitte to submit..
GF: Brigitte, you were a big underdog in this fight but almost pulled off a victory. How did you do it?
Brigitte Bardot: I am underdog only in minds of idiots. I am more woman, sexier, and more clever than Mitzi. She is ruffian with no class and I almost kick the shit out of her with long kicks to the head. But she has hard head and it takes many kicks. Too many and I hurt my foot on her head.
GF: Mitzi, why did Brigitte give you such a tough time?
Mitzi Gaynor: My game plan was all wrong. I thought I was faster than her. I wasn’t ready for how fast and how high she could kick. But she is a dumb blonde. After awhile I timed her kicks and met her leg with my own. When it comes to leg against leg she had no chance. I hobbled her so I could get behind her and put her down with the full nelson.
Marilyn Monroe 40 vs Martha Hyer 33: {Pundits 4-1}
I must admit I was a bit surprised that the pundits favored Marilyn by so much. Turns out they knew more than I did as Marilyn had little trouble with Martha. The overly sexy Marilyn got a convincing win over the more reserved sexy Martha.
GF: Marilyn, barbosa reported that you were upset with me because you thought the photos I chose favored Martha and made you look silly with your mouth in an “O” shape. Is that why you beat her by more than I expected (although the experts didn’t).
Marilyn Monroe: I beat her because I am much better than her. Nothing to do with you as I know you are a stupid fool. I enjoyed whipping the icy look off her face by sexually showing her what a real woman is like.
GF: Martha, I expected a tougher fight from you against Marilyn than you gave her. What happened?
Martha Hyer: Apparently you didn’t see her wrap that phone cord around my neck. You and the judges. She released it after awhile but I was too weak by that time to resist her. Being choked was one thing, but the way she sexually attacked me is something I won’t forget. She had better stay out of my way if she knows what is good for her.
Joan Collins 38 vs Lisa Gaye: {Pundits 3-2}
This was the 5th closest fight which is consistent with the predictions by the aggregate of the pundits. Joan likes to abuse her foes verbally but she also likes to pull hair, scratch and claw. She is usually too weak to do much physically against her foes. But Lisa isn’t exactly strong and Joan was able to out claw her for the win.
GF: Joan, it must feel good to get another win.
Joan Collins: You should have a tournament of curse words at 20 paces. I would win hands down with the only challenge coming from Elizabeth Taylor. I can’t figure out why Lisa has a better record than me as she is the weakest woman I have face so far. But the fucking whore caused me to break a nail and I won’t forgive hre for that.
GF: Lisa, you had a real chance to get a victory here. Are you disappointed?
Gaye: Very much so. I think I hate a loud mouth bitch like Joan so much I was too anxious to rip her apart. I got into a clawing contest with her and she must have purposely lengthened, sharpened, and hardened her nails. You should see the long claw marks down my back and legs, not to mention my breasts.
Joi Lansing vs 25 vs Mamie Van Doren 47: {Pundits 1-4}
This was slated as a clash between the blonde B-Movie queens although Joi took exception of that classification. Mamie proudly likes her title of the B-Movie queen and literally tore Joi apart in proving her dominance.
GF: Joi, Mamie gave you a real old fashioned thrashing in a battle of the platinum blonde catfighters. .In fact she gave you the worst beating of anyone this round. Any explanations
Joi Lansing: {Joi bends down and shows bald spots in her otherwise thick blonde hair] Does that answer your question. I always thought I was a great hairpuller but I am not in Mamie’s class. I have never seen anyone who pulls hard as hard and as long as she does. I was crying in pain just from hairpulling and that is something I have never done before.
GF: Mamie, how does it feel to have won with the biggest beat down?
Mamie Van Doren: It feels great although I would rather have had it done at the expense of a brunette rather than a gorgeous blonde like Joi. But once I start pulling hair it is like a switch that is thrown. I just go all out. I love when I get my rival off her feet like I did Joi and then can just drag her all over the place.
Barbara Eden 37 Honor Blackman 35: {Pundits 2-4}
This was the closest fight of the round. That in itself would probably be considered an upset but he fact that Barbara eked out a victory makes it an upset for sure. Still, two pundits gave Barbara the nod, djcrash and realisticman. Djcrash predicted this as the biggest upset of the round. He was probably wrong in that Stella beating Ursula was bigger.
GF: Barbara, did you work some genie magic in pulling off this victory over Honor.
Barbara Eden: [Barbara gives a little genie like twinkle in her eyes.] No, I just out wrestled her. Honor tries to use judo on her opponents but a little runt like me is not so easy to toss over your hip. I am better at tumbling because of my lower angular inertia. Hope I didn’t hurt your brain thinking about that. I used my better body control to out maneuver her and get her down.
GF: Honor, do you agree with what Barbara said?
Honor Blackman: Only to some extent. She is right about the mechanics of a shorter body. But she just looked too cute to really go after. I am afraid I need to get a meaner strike in me and not be fooled by a sweet little smile and twinkle of the eye.
