I strut your the table, Dear Sir and bitches, I am Cara one of the waitresses these two requested for tonight, i Gove you all three a Mojito and serve the messy chicken…..Oh sweetie neither these two or I are vegetarian we have all eaten our share of meat…..unaware at this point if you knew your Katie drive me over the edge in our most recent fight her mouth and tongue relentlessly working my sex.
The girls requested red wine, the chefs special chicken with cream on the side dish….. with an excess of cream…. seeing them both live their tongues for your visual pleasure. I know Carli can take a hit and it is clear both women are here to conquer the other not just in battle but to beat the other woman every way possible.
A thought from a comment someone else once made GREAT MATCH UP!! Both you sexy ladies look vicious, blonde vs black, one looks innocent and one looks like she has a cauldron brewing and I wouldn't want to know what's in it!!n Even you dear sir wpuld think Carli can hold her own, you must have hot thoughts that it might be close but is this tough blonde outclassed.
I leave a large cream and chocolate cake in front of you, it will just be here a moment…l i singer.
My assistant carries out some sticky shots, 24 of them all rich colours, blues, red purple.
We also leave you each three Black Russian cocktails, all triple strength.
Every movement they make is for your shear enjoyment.
I see them caress you snd state daggers at each other.
I drop a peice of paper in front of you.
The girls said please read, this is the minimum the ladies plan to deliver for you tonight, they found this a while back
1) Wear your hair long, and loose. It will provide a simple and direct challenge to your rival.
2) Make sure your nails are ready for a fight. They should be as long as you can get them, sharpened, and highly polished. The services of an talented nail tech is highly recommended. Share with her that you are going to be in a catfight, and that you need her services to arm you appropriately. Natural nails are fine, but acrylic or other hard synthetic materials are even better. For the truly inspired, metal fighting claws are the most devastating of all!
3) Do not start your catfight in the nude. Dress provocatively. Wear makeup, perfume and jewelry. Wear sandals, pumps or thigh-high boots fitted with outrageously tall stiletto heels. Wear seamed stockings and lacy garterbelts. Wear frilly and fragile lingerie. Do not wear flip-flops, shorts, jeans, sweat pants, sports bras, or jogging clothes. Present yourself to your rival as utterly feminine. SHow her why you are better than her. Remind her that you can steal her lover from her whenever you wish. Remember, a catfight is about besting your rival in as many different ways as possible. It is a physical contest, to be sure, but also a psychological one.
4) It is better to plan a catfight in advance; the premeditation and build-up of anticipation will make for a more explosive encounter when it finally does occur. Don't settle for the humdrum - the more exotic the locale, the hotter the catfight is likely to be. Think of the honeymoon suite at that downtown hotel, the hot tub at the house you are watching while the owners are away on vacation, a limo you hire for the evening to just cruise around town. Improvise. Surprise. Stun!
5) Assure the fight location will provide all the privacy you will want. Real catfighters do not wish to be interrupted or, worse, separated once hostilities begin. If you wish one or more spectators to be present, have them swear in advance they will in no way interfere once hostilites are under way!
6) Be prepared to go the distance. No one likes a quitter, especially in woman-to-woman catfights. It is unseemly to give up, and only a little less so to let your rival surrender. Agree with her at the outset that there will be no rules, no quarter asked for, or given. If she gives up before you are finished with her, you should have every right to continue to punish her to your full satisfaction. Of course, she can do the same to you!
7) Good catfights produce tears, sweat, and blood. The best catfights add saliva and cxnt juices to those bodily fluids. Smear on each other liberally, and without shame. Catfighting is a violent, vicious and savage affair - do not shrink from its consequences!
Once hostilities are under way, it is vastly more important to expend your efforts to hurt her, rather than protect yourself. Pathetic fighters circle and dance, jab and feint, and strike quickly, only to retreat. True catfighters intuitively understand that catfights mean quickly getting in close and then *staying* in close! Simple expedients like starting on your knees, face-to-face, permits this to happen naturally.
9) Pay especial attention to your rival's three most vulnerable and prized areas - her face, her tits, and her cxnt. Remember that, with suitable clothing, she can hide whatever damage you do to her tits and cxnt - but she is powerless to hide her face from the rest of the world. Take special care to hurt her face and neck - the injuries you inflict will count twice - physically, to be sure, but even more importantly, psychologically. She will know shame and humiliation. Isn't that the *best*?
10) While fighting, You should: yank and pull hair, slap faces, tear off clothing, claw and rake and maul tits and cxnt. You should bite and grind and tear with your teeth. You should gouge and cut and lacerate with your nails. You should not: punch or use techniques best left for men. You are a woman - fight like one!
Both Kate and Carli found this as well, rather than sign like the last sheet they both put their lipstick lips to the paper to acknowledge if needed they would go this far.
Ending: Be prepared to go the distance, and DO NOT shrink from the consequences. Your only agreement with the bitch at the outset is that there will be no quarter asked for, or given. If she gives up before you are finished with her, make her beg for it, then scream for it, and keep on punishing her to your full satisfaction; stand up briefly to get the third bottle of water (Rule 6), then face sit her, and drink your water, and try to piss in her mouth (remember she’s pretty dehydrated herself). She will know shame and humiliation. Isn't that the *best* end? (Minor problem: although she has only 5% of chances, she may win.)
They both nod and start consuming a Black Russian drinking so eloquently but sexy.
I will be back soon.
