Mrs Silva gets home from New Hampshire very very late that night. She revels in the memory of how good it feels to be with a man.
> Shit, look what I've been missing fucking a man. Or men. Men are so much more practical than women. They'll share a woman if she's putting out to both of them. Not at the same time ... not a gang bang, like those Dartmoth frat boys. But, just dating .... they'll date non-exclusively. They don't get all CRAZY JEALOUS about non-exclusive dating.
Her revery is interrupted by a knock on the door.
> FUCK .... 7:47 AM
.... Who the fuck is knocking at my door so fucking early.
Mrs Silva crawls out of her cozy (there's already a Fall nip in the New England air) and walks over to her front door.
> Fuck. It's Mrs Porter. What a pain in the ass she is.
Mrs Silva opens her front door to Mrs Porter, but leaves the screen door latched. The two woman can talk, but can't touch. Mrs Porter is frantically jiggling the screen door handle, trying to get in.
> Hey hey, easy bitch. Don't break by fucking door.
> Fucking let me in, Mrs Silva. Or is Whitney here?? I swear, if she is, I'll fucking kill her.
> Whitney??? Pfft, get real, bitch ... you can't fucking take Whitney?
> [Mrs Porter has an appalled look on her face] Can't take Whitney?
She's had one fucking fight, and didn't even win it.
> Well, either way .... let me of your fucking obsession with Whitney .... and with ME for that matter .... I've been doing some thinking .... I'm going back to men .... and I recommend you do the same ..... I think we might have made ourselves crazy dating women .... two women don't mix, I'm thinking .... at least, not as relationship material.
> [Mrs Porter's lips start to quiver .... is the only female lover she's ever had ... DUMPING HER
?] Mrs Silva .... I .... I .... I'm going thru a divorce [her voice almost cracking] .... and I NEED YOU.
> Mrs Porter .... when you pull yourself together .... I'm happy to resume our lunches and shopping trips ..... I went thru a divorce myself .... It sucks, I know it does ..... but I highly recommend you find a man ... maybe some guy who's always been sniffing around your ass when you were married .... and tell him you're getting divorced. And let him have your way with you. It'll be fun. Trust me.
Mrs Silva closes the door on Mrs Porter.
Mrs Porter feels worse than the moment she decided to end her marriage.
She has no intention of seeing a man today.
She's gonna get into a chickfight. If she can find one.
To be continued....