Thanks again to all the great comments. Hope you guys are all in form for next round, the last round. Tis set had only one close fight in Marilyn Monroe vs Brigitte Bardot. It also featured the top fights for the battle for first place and the other top rankings. Fie of the top eight beat downs occurred in this set. Most surprising to me was the relatively easy wins for Ursula Andress and Kim Novak over Anita Ekberg and Sophia Loren respectively.
Claudia Cardinale 47 vs Jane Fonda 41 {Pundits 5-0}
Not only did everyone think Claudia would win this but she would beat up Jane easily. This should have been one of the biggest beat downs but didn’t even make the top half. Surprisingly Jane used some effective punches and kicks to slow Claudia up. But once Claudia got in close a powerful bearhug made Jane dangle limply..
GF: Claudia, Jane gave you quick a battle. Were you taking it easy on her or is she that good?
Claudia Cardinale: Neither. She isn’t that good but she is qick and slippery like an eel. She runs away a lot and I couldn’t catch her or trap her. But you see what I did once I got ahold of her. Actually my huffing and puffing from chasing her allowed my superior chest to crunch hers.
GF: Jane, you have given some of the bigger, stronger women a good fight even though your record isn’t that good. How do you explain that?
Jane Fonda: What I have discovered throughout this tournament is that I am more athletic and as strong as most of these women. I am just inexperienced and make mistakes. Once I get more skilled WATCH OUT! Claudia is the same age but she is a lot more experienced. I am sure a nasty bitch like her has been in scads of fights.
Anita Ekberg 36 vs Ursula Andress 51 {Pundits 1-4
The pundits favored Ursula strongly but all indicated it would be a long, hard fight. Neither woman could get a submission so they finally got to their feet and got into a slugfest. Goldenerafan favored Anita as having the stronger punches, perhaps because of her weight advantage, but Ursula’s either proved stronger or hit their mark better. In the end Ursula KO’d Anita for a convincing win.
GF: Anta, you couldn’t have caught Kim even if she lost both of her last fights. But you could have ended up ahead of Ursula by beating her and her losing to Kim. But I didn’t see the same fire in your eyes as I have in some other fights.. Was I wrong?
Anita Ekberg: Dead wrong! I wanted to kill that Swiss and prove I am the toughest woman in Europe, be it blonde or brunette, northern Europe or southern Europe She landed some lucky punches that slowed me up is all.
GF: Ursula, you had an easier time of it with Anita than the pundits wrote even though they strongly favored you. Where you just more motivated because you can still win the title.
Ursula Andress: What do you mean “can” still win the title. I WILL WIN THE TITLE! As for Anita actually I was resting up or would have beaten her worse. She is just a big, fat, ugly slob who can’t hit and can’t move. She isn’t half the woman I am and I proved that.
Sophia Loren vs 37 Kim Novak 53 {Pundits 3-2}
Another fight were expectations were for a long, hard, close fight with the pundits slightly favoring Sophia. Yet Kim had an unexpectedly easy time of defeating Sophia, giving her 7th worst beating of the round. I liked Vasago’s ending of Kim rolling Sophia up in the red carpet. But the fight was closer in actuality to what barbosa and realisticman described. Sophia cam out strong and used her greater strength and size to punish Kim. But Kim wouldn’t give in. Except Kim didn’t pass out as barbosa predicted but instead bided her time, albeit painfully, until Sophia made a mistake as realisticman predicted. Sophia learned you cannot make a mistake against Kim. Then Kim took over and punished Sophia even more.
GF: Sophia, you looked made enough to crush Kim into oblivion but she survived. How do you explain that?
Sophia Loren: Well she is not sexy woman, nor strong woman, nor particularly good fighter so I think she is some machine, not woman. S woman would not have survived my powerful thighs, let alone my punches. No other explanation than she is machine, not woman.
GF: Kim, it looked like Sophia would break your arms or legs in two but you held on and came back for a win. That was some display of will power and determination. Only one more fight to win the title. How do you think you will do?
Kim Novak: It’s too early to talk abut titles, I haven’t won anything yet and Ursula will be a very tough fight. Your buddy, barbosa is insightful in saying how much “fighting spirit” has to do with winning or losing. I’m not stip, I could see why she would be favored. I was able to keep form passing out, which was my fear, and knew Sophia would lose her concentration and get frustrated. I was determined but also lucky. Once I got in control of her I know how to keep that control. That is why the fight looked like a much easier win than it actually was.
Rhonda Fleming 25 vs Stella Stevens 62 {Pundits 2-3}
Stella was only slightly favored by the pundits but she gave Rhonda the 2nd worst beating of the round. Rhonda really had to answer to Stella’s vicious attack right from the onset. Stella got her on her heels and wild hairpulling kept her going backward until she got pinned against the wall. There Stella continued to rip out her hair and work her body over. The “overrated” Stella seems to be continually underrated by several pundits. Vasago predicted a big win for Stella.
GF: Rhonda, you got your assed whipped by Stella.. Some said you are bigger, stronger, more experienced and a better fighter. Did you underestimate her?
Rhonda Fleming: Look it, she won so give her credit. I am not making any excuses[/b. She was much quicker and was always one step ahead of me. She is not overrated like some say or that would make me a real weakling, wouldn’t it.]
GF: Stella, you have been called overrated and arrogant by several and the real sleeper of the tournament and one of the best catfighters by others. Looks like you had something to prove. That shoving sand up both of Rhonda’s lower orifices seemed to turn the fight in your favor.
Stella Stevens: I was whipping her before that but she tried to shove sand down my throat and then throw it in my eyes. Of course it is hard to walk, let alone apply a scissors when sand is grinding in your pussy and ass. As far as my being overrated, I think my record speaks for itself.
Rita Hayworth 31 vs Jayne Mansfield 56 {Pundits 0-5}
Once barbosa said Jayne would win Rita should have just mailed this one in. Jayne took advantage of the overmatched Rita and gave her the 3rd worst beat down as she slap Rita’s face raw and left very little hair on hr head. Jayne further humiliated Rita by making her lick her breasts.
GF: Rita, you seemed really ready to take Jayne on but I think you ran into a buzz saw. What do you think?
Rita Hayworth: Quite frankly I have watched other fights by Jayne and have never seen her go so wild and out of control as she did against me. But she isn’t finished with me. I will get my revenge some day when she least expects it.
GF: Jayne I have never seen you so vicious and “out-of-control” as Rita said. Do you really hate Rita and redheads that much?
Jayne Mansfield: It had nothing to do with Rita or redheads. Porr Rita was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s all abut that dim witted turd, barbosa. He says I am a cream puff and when I prove to him I am tough he begrudging picks me to win then he sounds of disgust. I will kick him in the balls if I even see him.
Marilyn Monroe 44vs Brigitte Bardot 42 {Pundits 4-1}
This should have been an easy win for Marilyn if the pundits were to be believed. Only realisticman thought Brigitte would win. But Brigitte fought Marilyn toe and nail and Marilyn barely beat her. Actually Marilyn got off to a good start and was having her way with Brigitte. But Brigitte fought back. Who knows, had the fight continued, then Brigitte might have pulled it out.
GF: Marilyn, you really had Brigitte in trouble and almost submitting at one points. But it looked like by the end of the fight you were just hanging on. Is that ture?
Marilyn Monroe: Looks can be deceiving. You may not believe this but I started feeling sorry for Brigitte. She thinks she is so sexy and hot stuff but is really very pitiful. So I took pity on her and eased up to leave her some diginity. I am so much sexier and better than her I don’t have to prove it my beating her up.
GF: Brigitte, you almost pulled out a victory in a great comeback. You just came up a bit short, didn’t you?
Brigitte Bardot: Well just look at Marilyn – she isn’t in that great shape. Sure, she overpowered me at first but I knew she would tire. I just started by run down the backstretch a little too late. She is a fat broad with delusions of being sexy but that is all they are, delusions!
Diana Rigg 53 vs Joan Collins 35 {Pundits 5-0}
A true to form fight where Diana gave Joan the 6th worst beating. Joans sharp tongue didn’t phase Diana and her sharp claws never got near Diana who threw her around at will.
GF: Diana, that was a fine display of judo that we have been waiting to see. Other catfighters have given you trouble but not Joan, Why?
Diana Rigg: Simple, Joan is just weak, slow, and a terrible fighter. Others could get in close and get my hair to prevent my using martial arts. But Joan is to hapless and stupid to do that.
GF: Joan, Ouch! Diana’s words have to hurt, don’t they?
Joan Collins: Hey, she lost the battle of the words and is just trying to make up some grounds. I tried to jump her and bowl her off the back of that sofa and drive her through the widow. The bitch moved. And I cracked my head on the glass. Never recovered from that or I would have ripped her to shreds.
Jeanne Crain 56 vs Elizabeth Taylor {Pundits 5-0}
Another unanimous prediction and another thrashing as Jeanne gave Elizabeth the 4th worst beat down. Jeanne got Elizabeth in all sorts of scissors on almost every body part. I particularly liked it when she squeezed Liz’s thighs between her own and actually got a plea from Liz to stop. Never saw that before.
GF: Jeanne, you have done well lately especially using your legs like you did against Elizabeth. Why didn’t we see this form early on in the tournament,? You might have done a lot better had you done so.
Jeanne Crain: I have to thak realisticman and byline to a lesser extent. I wasn’t very confident at the start but they started to point out what a weapons my legs could be. They boosted my confidence and I decided to concentrate on using my legs more rather than trying to trade hairpulling and slapping with these bitches. It has worked out well. Just wait for my last match, I will WOW you.
GF: Elizabeth, you were touted as a very nasty catfighter but are in last place wit only one win. Was your reputation ill advised?
Elizabeth Taylor: Honey, the only thing ill advised is you. So I’m not the biggest, strongest woman around. how many of them have an Oscar?
