[Vassago]

SONDRA LOCKE (Age: 32; 5'4" / 26th 1-6) vs BARBI BENTON (Age: 29; 5'3" / 28th 0-7)
Sondra's only win came in Round Two against Joanna Lumley who has beaten Barbi Benton earlier. Based on this assumption, Sondra thinks she can easily crush Barbi now and claim her second success of the competition. But Barbi has challenged Susan Denberg in the previous round and is confident Sondra is a perfect target for her maiden victory. - My poor record proves nothing, some of these bitches were using dirty tricks against me. I know Clint Eastwood is somewhere around here, in fact I've locked him in my bedroom and learnt all the tricks Sondra knows, so get ready for my first win here!


BO DEREK (Age: 23; 5'3" / 7th 7-0) vs JULIE EGE (Age: 36; 5'5" / 29th 0-7)
After beating Debbie Harry, Bo Derek became the undisputed Queen of the Beach. She is convinced her perfect record is under no threat whatsoever against Julie Ege. - This ceack whore might be a beach party girl, but that'll change once I rip her hair out and dump in the water! Julie is still ruing a close defeat to Ingrid Steeger and thinks Bo is overconfident coming into this round - She'll learn a hard lesson, cause I'll dump her in the water instead! Just wait and see!


PAMELA TIFFIN (Age: 37; 5'7" / 31st 0-7) vs CATHERINE BACH (Age: 25; 5'8" / 3rd 7-0)
Another case where one woman enjoys a superior fighting record. Catherine Bach doesn't hold anything back when announcing her plans - Bring on the cameras folks, the biggest beatdown of this round is coming up right here! This skinny bitch will get wrecked so badly, it's almost embarrassing someone allowed her to take part in this fight! Even this little piggy I have over here is more dangerous then her! That "skinny bitch" is Pamela Tiffin whose lack of aggression has cost her a number of times already and her chances of a maiden victory are very slim indeed.


MARGOT KIDDER (Age: 31; 5'6.5" /27th 1-6) vs CHRISTIE BRINKLEY (Age: 25; 5'9" / 1st 7-0)
Meanwhile the overall leader Christie Brinkley has returned from the latest Sports Illustrated photoshoot and threatens to finish Margot Kidder quickly. - I've only taken a 10 minute break from the set, I don't expect this fight to last more then a couple of minutes to be honest! But the brunette has been training hard for this one and promises a good fight against the blonde model - This bitch is very wrong if she thinks she can beat me in a couple of minutes! In fact, I plan mauling her all over the place and kick from that first place in the standings!


CHERYL LADD (Age: 28; 5'4" / 2nd 7-0) vs MARTA KRISTEN (Age: 34; 5'4" / 13th 5-2)
The undefeated Cheryl Ladd tackles Marta Kristen in this round and is pretty upset about that! - Morgan Fairchild and Marta Kristen back-to-back? Are you kidding me? At least I've shown all the experts how evil can I be against Morgan and moreover Marta is way overrated. I don't expect any trouble in putting her away! - There is only one overrated bitch around and that is Cheryl - so Marta responds - Some people must be blinded by her blonde hair or something, but I'll change that since she'll have no hair left when I'm finished with her!


LESLEY-ANNE DOWN (Age: 25; 5'5" / 32nd 0-7) vs MORGAN FAIRCHILD (Age: 29; 5'4" / 11th 5-2)
 - OK, let's give Catherine Bach a credit when she thinks she'll have the biggest beatdown of the round - Morgan Fairchild states her opinion early - but I have no doubt that I'll be the ultimate winner of this round! Lesley rightfully remains at the bottom of the standings and I'll turn her into a useless pile of human flesh so that Catherine would be jealous of such a performance! However Lesley-Anne Down dismisses those comments - Those blonde skanks can only talk, Chris Noel got so lucky in the previous round it was almost a criminal offence to get such a fluke win. Morgan got beaten up in her last two fights and I'll make sure it will be three in a row for her!


LINDA HARRISON (Age: 34; 5'6" / 12th 5-2) vs CHRIS NOEL (Age: 38; 5'5" / 10th 6-1)
Classic blonde vs brunette fight with both girls wearing skimpy bikinis to further enhance their status as the most recognized fight of this round. Chris Noel's record has defied the odds so far while Linda still holds the most shocking loss of the competition to a certain Danish blonde. This could easily be another contest decided by single votes and both Chris and Linda are aware of that. There's no usual pre-fight trash talking and both girls can't wait to just get the action started!


AGNETHA FALTSKOG (Age: 29; 5'7" / 24th 1-6) vs SUSAN ANTON (Age: 29; 5'11" / 14th 4-3)
Finally to round off the proceedings there is an all-blonde fight with Susan Anton looking to destroy Agnetha Faltskog in a comprehensive fashion! - I hope everyone remembers it was me who gave Morgan Fairchild her first defeat! Excuse me, but this Swedish bitch (what kind of a country is Sweden anyway?) stands no chance against such a strong and nasty woman as me! Dismayed by those comments, Agnetha responds - I'll tell her what kind of a country Sweden is, it's a country of evil woman who can destroy dumb Yankee bimbos on any given day, that's what it is!

[Glamour Fights]

Sondra Locke vs Barbi Benton: Barbi thinks she has learned all of Sondra's tricks from Clint Eastwood. Clint has mislead her and Sondra has learned new tricks. Barbi night normally beat Sondra but now she plays right into Sondra's strengths. It is a close fight but Sondra outsmarts Barbi for the win,

 Bo Derek vs Julie Ege: I like upsets because they make things more interesting. Unfortunately Bo is too physical, too nasty and too good a fighter for Julie to take her. Bo has ripping out Julie's fluffy hair whilst Julie can't get a good grip on Bo's tight braids.

Pamela Tiffin vs Catherin Bach : Catherine toys with and plays with Pamela. Catherine knows she will be champion and will crush all comers on her way to victory. At least that is what she believes. Pamela is a helpless victim at the hands of Catherine.

Margot Kidder vs Christie Brinkley: Some models have been put down as skinny weak models. Christie does not fall in this class. She is not skinny, having always been "curvy" for a model. She is a Sports Illustrated [/bi]model - strong, physical, and athletic.  Margot has a clever mind, especially for comedy but she finds nothing funny about her encounter with Christie. This is a candidate for one of the worst bead downs.

Cheryl Ladd vs Marta Kristen: Marta has done well but Cheryl has done better. It would be a good close fight in most venue's But Cheryl and Morgan Fairchild have a particularly intense rivalry. They are fighting next to each other. Each will be spurred on to hurt and beat their foe worst than the other. Cheryl ties up Marta's legs with her own in a powerful leg lock.

Lesley-Ann Down vs Morgan Fairchild: Lesley-Ann has a terrible record but she has the size and strength to compete with Morgan. But Morgan is particularly vicious, nasty and a cheater. Putting their fight next to Cheryl means Morgan will be even worse as she rips Lesly-Ann to shreds. She will be Lesley Ann afterwords as even her name will be split apart.

Linda Harrison vs Chris Noel: This will be the closest fight of the round and could easily go in Linda's favor. I think when they get in close body on body contact that Chris has the advantage. Chris will manage to grapevine Linda for the win.

Agnetha Faltskog vs Susan Anton: Susan has finally seemed to have learned how to control her lanky, somewhat uncoordinated body. Agnetha is more aggressive and gets Susan down. But Susan's long legs wind up around Agnetha's throat and chokes her out.

[byline]

My picks and comments this go round

Sondra Locke tortured by Barbi Benton in front of Clint Eastwood
A classic blonde vs. brunette fight of smaller women. Each is motivated to prove she and her kind are tougher. Barbi thinks it is cheating for Clint to be there shouting out moves to Sondra. As the two come together she bends her knees, gets her fingers in to Sondra’s fishnet skirt for a good grip and lifts her onto her shoulders. She carries Sondra into the surf and dumps her on her back. A couple of stomps to the stomach, breasts, groin and kidneys leaves Sondra helpless and unable to fight back. Barbi rolls the weaker blonde onto her stomach and teases her by dunking her face into the water and pulling it out at the last second. Or maybe just past the last second as Sondra comes up several times coughing water out of her lungs. Finally Barbi hefts Sondra onto her shoulder again and dumps the water logged Sondra onto Clint’s lap. “If you want a real woman come up to my room later tonight” smirks Barbi.

Bo Derek leaves little of Julie Ege’s hair left
Bo has a perfect record and so does Julie but of the wrong kind.  Bo looks sweet and sinister at the same time as she says to Julie “I am going to teach you how to win a catfight so you can get your first win.” Bo’s laugh is so loud and evil sounding that Julie actually cringes. Bo wastes no time in grabbing Julie’s beautiful hair and pulling the taller woman down to size. Pulling Julie’s hair in opposite directions has Julie’s scalp searing in pain. Bending Julie down in front, Bo holds onto her hair to keep her in place while she knees her in the crotch, belly, and tits. Julie collapses onto the sand which allows Bo to drag her around by the hair, flicking her fingers every now and then to free them of the hair she has pulled out. A very brutal fight on Bo’s part to try and gain the lead.

Pamela Tiffin’s soft body enjoyed by Catherine Bach
Catherine is know as a rough and tumble country woman. She has been known to beat up a couple of women at once. Pamela tries hard but is no match for Catherine. But Catherine shows us a different side. Once she strips Pamela nude she is aroused by Pamela’s soft smooth skin and fleshy sexiness. Catherine drags Pamela out behind the barn  What she does stays behind the barn but Catherine comes out grinning ear to ear.

Margo Kidder used as a beach ball by Christie Brinkley
Christie Brinkley has the lead and isn’t about to relinquish it. She flexes her biceps and Margo flexes hers back. Christie flexes her leg muscles and Margo almost faints. I only takes a punch or two to make Margo stagger around almost out on her feet. Christie pulls her shirt and skirt off then mercifully drags her by her feet instead of by the hair into the rolling water. That’s when Christie’s mercy stops. She sits on Margo’s belly as water splashes over Margo’s face. She starts twisting and mauling Margo’s tits. Margo grabs Christie’s hands to pull them away. She receives some hard slaps across the face to tell Margo to stop and take her punishment. Christie goes back to torturing Margo’s boobs, stopping only long enough to pull out some pussy fuzz.

Cheryl Ladd dumbfounds Marta Kristen who is “Lost in Space”
We are told that Cheryl and Morgan are fighting side by side and to encourage a contest between them to destroy their rival more. But this also inspires Marta and Lesley-Anne to fight hard to pull an upset. Marta proves she has the strength to match up with Cheryl and a tough fight ensues. Cheryl is just a tad faster and a bit smarter in knowing how and when to apply holds. Marta gets her in painful holds but Cheryl escapes quickly and gets Marta in more painful holds for a longer period of time. Eventually the difference in punishment moves the fight in Cheryl’s favor and she gets a winning surfboard. Marta is disappointed she lost but she gave a top contender all she could handle.

Lesley-Anne Down traps Morgan Fairchild’s neck between the bamboo polls
Had Morgan beaten Cheryl and not lost another fight her reputation as one of the nastiest fighters around might have intimidated Lesley-Anne. And even though Lesley-Anne has not won a fight she is not in the least bit intimidated by Morgan. She thinks she is almost half again the size of Morgan in weight and strength. Morgan goes for her hair but Lesley-Anne shoves her back hard. She knows better than to get into a hairpulling fight. Inste3ad she uses her greater strength to force Morgan’s face roughly into the carpet where she rubs it back and forth across the abrasive surface. Morgan can’t reach behind to get Lesley-Anne’s hair. Instead her attempts allow Lesley-Anne to bend her arms up in a double chicken wing. “Cackle you dirty chickenshit” calls out Lesley-Anne as Morgan begs her to stop.

Linda Harrison stuffs Chris Noel in the barrel
Linda Harrison is upset and perplexed that Chris Noel has a better record than she has. “Must be she has had easy opponents” think Linda to herself. Chris believes her opponents have been tougher than Linda’s and she is just better than brunette. Brunette’s never give us blondes enough credit. So this shapes up as a fight to defend the honor of their respective hair color. Naturally that leads to vicious hairpulling combined with repeated slaps to the face and body. Kicks to the shins thighs and knees to various body parts occur.  Somehow Linda manages to get Chris part way in a barrel with her bum sticking out as Chris is head down in the barrel. She has a great time wailing away on Chris’s ass as Chris kicks her legs helplessly. Finally Linda grabs Chris’ legs and lifts her tinto the barrel. She clamps on a lid, tips the barrel on its side and rolls Chris back and forth.

Agnetha Faltskog knocked out by Susan Anton
Multiple victories have raised Susan’s confidence. She is no longer the uncertain, lanky fighter – a bit clumsy in the clinches. She uses her height and leverage to grab Agnetha by the hair and bend her over backwards. That puts Agnetha’s belly facing the sky for a powerful chop right to the midsection. Another chop and Agnetha galls onto her back. Susan sits on her than leans to the side where her long, long legs apply a devastating

[Vassago]

Thanks for all the votes and comments  Christie Brinkley extends her winning margin record to 40 votes at the expense of Margot Kidder!

Sondra Locke (38) vs Barbi Benton (34)
This fight has spurred on some bad temper and despite Barbi looking strong for her maiden victory, Sondra's will to make sure Clint Eastwood in nowhere near the brunette's bedroom was just enough to withstand Barbi's scratching and hairpulling and enabled the blonde to pin her rival into a hard fought success. If Barbi left Clint out of this, then she might have been able to put Sondra away, but the extra motivation proved the deciding factor in the blonde's second win of the competition.

Bo Derek (49) vs Julie Ege (22)
A much more straight-forward fight occured here as Bo Derek beat the stuffing out of Julie Ege in a short and brutal fight. To gain the biggest beatdown of the round Bo made sure Julie had very little hair left at the end, but she just came up short of the big prize as Catherine Bach and Christie Brinkley watched this very carefully and decided to wreck their opponents even more then Bo did.

Pamela Tiffin (20) vs Catherine Bach (53)
Catherine followed suit right after Bo and had very little trouble by knocking out Pamela Tiffin unconscious. The only question regarding this fight was whether Catherine could gain the biggest beatdown of the entire round and she briefly held this honour much to the experts' predictions.

Margot Kidder (16) vs Christie Brinkley (56)
However Christie quickly enhanced her authority on the field by a whipping display over Margot Kidder which left everyone wondering how much does the blonde model have in the tank. Margot barely avoided trip to the emergency room, but all her limbs were effectively twisted back-and-forth too many times to count. In the end Christie dunked her fallen rival into the water sea, but that brought little consolation for Margot who had absolutely no response to the blonde's wrestling skills.

Cheryl Ladd (48) vs Marta Kristen (25)
Marta's good record came under serious test and this one failed as Cheryl Ladd easily gained the upper-hand over the fellow blonde and pinned her numerous times into a competitive but one-sided wrestling match. In the end Cheryl stripped Marta off her bikini top to prove how dominant she was in this duell. Barbosa was the only one who saw the fight go in Marta's favour, but all the other experts had no such bold ideas.

Lesley-Anne Down (25) vs Morgan Fairchild (49)
Despite going down to Cheryl Ladd in the previous round, Morgan Fairchild had the small pleasure over Cheryl this time around by beating her opponent by just a single vote more. Morgan didn't really care that Lesley-Anne Down was substantially easier rival then Marta Kristen cause she still knocked her out in a quick and rough fashion. Byline was the odd-man out in this duell, yet Morgan beat up Lesley so bad, she thinks her nasty reputation is still very much alive..

Linda Harrison (39) vs Chris Noel (32)
Another close combat occured right here and Linda made sure there's no repeat of the shocking loss to Yutte Stensgaard whatsoever. Chris' record is so good, it makes her hard to ignore at this stage yet Linda had to use all her skills to finally maul the blonde into submission. Chris avoided a complete humiliation but her kicks and slaps finally met a solid match and Linda's determination to get back at lightweight blondes proved enough to secure a hard-fought victory.

Agnetha Faltskog (29) vs Susan Anton (42)
This was a good training session for Susan who easily outmuscled Agnetha and knocked her out in a rather straight-forward fashion. After some early hiccups, Susan firmly believes she can rock some established names in the future (just ask Morgan Fairchild what she thinks about it!) whereas the Swedish blonde is now upset and jealous at the same time because her band mate Anni-Frid Lyngstad has taken her second victory and now leads the internal ABBA rivalry.

[krispin]

Sondra Locke looks very thin and frail. It should be very erotic to see the weak Sondra dominated by a stronger curvier woman in front of her lover Clint.
What do you think? Someone could write a story?