I step into the ring and glare at my opponent, I strip down to my boxer shorts and step onto the oil soaked canvas as members of the audience begin to take their seats and mumble in an excited tone.
I make my way toward the centre of the ring and beckon my foe towards me, "come on then Oil Princess, let's see if you can live up to your name" I tease as I blow her a sarcastic kiss and adopt a grappling stance, waiting for her to make a move...