"OWWWW FUCK! FUCK! FUCKING FUCK!" I stagger back and shout out in pain as you catch me clean on the face three times with a trash can lid. I can already feel the trickle of blood coming from my forehead. I fall back on my ass holding my head and cursing my cockiness which allowed you back in.
As I shake the daze, I eventually am able to focus on you desperately scrambling to get up the ladder and out of the Dumpster. "Oi chicken shit bitch! You can run but you can't fucking hide!" You get to the top of the Dumpster as I pull myself up and wipe the latest trickle of blood from my face. I shake my head a bit and compose myself before making my own way to the ladder so I can climb out and chase after you.
But I soon realise there is no need to rush as get to the top and I sit on the edge and look at what is going on. I start give an evil sxxxxxxx as I see you standing frozen to the spot facing none other than my beautiful bestie Ashley!
I methodically climb down the side and get to the floor, creeping up behind you. I grab you by the hair and yank your head back so you see my angry bloodied face staring back at you. Without taking my eyes off you I speak to Ash. "Don't lay a finger on her babe. Don't want her claiming it was 2v1 in this beatdown do we?!" Ash laughs and tells me you are all mine. I suddenly drag you back towards the dumpster but this time slam you face first into the steel. "Oh wait, you hit me three times with the trash can lid didn't you?!" I ram your head two more times.
As you slump to the floor and try to crawl away from me, I grab a pice of wood off the ground and slam it into your butt to send you sprawling back to the floor again. I'm all over you now and again drag you up by the air before angry hurling you in another direction - this time into a pile of bags full of trash intended to go into the dumpster.
I'm thinking about my next move when I spot a porta potty a few yards from us. I start grinning and look back at Ash. "Oh I know what I'm going to do babe!" Ash knows what I have planned and she giggles. "Don, you're not are you?!" I shrug my shoulders and grin. I turn back to you and start coming to get you...
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